The Energon Pub

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]We interrupt this thread for an important message.

"Paris is no more. the city of lights was..."

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"I longed for a world without pants. Now I've found the legal loophole to..."

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"I like tacos!"

My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

......

Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis[/quote]
Only Halo's into that. I'm more with locust in the market of creating useless products... and fire.[/quote]

Damn straight. But wait, how are my inventions useless? My gas-powered buttscratcha/polisher ensures that you're hard-to-reach areas are nice and shiny. The sun may not shine there, but when it does, you can blind someone. [/quote]
thus, you ass is a formidable and illegal weapon.

Cop: Hand over your ass son.[/quote]
I first realized the possibilities when a walk on the beach in my latest "swimwear" kept making people scream "HOLY CRAP! I'M BLIND!"[/quote]
That was because you were so pasty from lack of sunlight and from spending too much time with us.[/quote]
Now see here I- ... oh you were talking to locust. [/quote]
Or all of you. It's all the same.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]We interrupt this thread for an important message.

"Paris is no more. the city of lights was..."

We interrupt this important message for this commercial message.

"Tired of unsightly growths? We've got the cure. it's..."

We interrupt this commercial message for another commercial message"

"I longed for a world without pants. Now I've found the legal loophole to..."

We interrupt this interruption of commercial interrupting an important message for this breaking news.

"I like tacos!"

My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

......

Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis[/quote]
Only Halo's into that. I'm more with locust in the market of creating useless products... and fire.[/quote]

Damn straight. But wait, how are my inventions useless? My gas-powered buttscratcha/polisher ensures that you're hard-to-reach areas are nice and shiny. The sun may not shine there, but when it does, you can blind someone. [/quote]
thus, you ass is a formidable and illegal weapon.

Cop: Hand over your ass son.[/quote]
I first realized the possibilities when a walk on the beach in my latest "swimwear" kept making people scream "HOLY CRAP! I'M BLIND!"[/quote]
That was because you were so pasty from lack of sunlight and from spending too much time with us.[/quote]
Now see here I- ... oh you were talking to locust. [/quote]
Or all of you. It's all the same.[/quote]
speak for yourself.

[Halo]

[quote="Nassuman"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]We interrupt this thread for an important message.

"Paris is no more. the city of lights was..."

We interrupt this important message for this commercial message.

"Tired of unsightly growths? We've got the cure. it's..."

We interrupt this commercial message for another commercial message"

"I longed for a world without pants. Now I've found the legal loophole to..."

We interrupt this interruption of commercial interrupting an important message for this breaking news.

"I like tacos!"

My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

......

Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis[/quote]
Only Halo's into that. I'm more with locust in the market of creating useless products... and fire.[/quote]

Damn straight. But wait, how are my inventions useless? My gas-powered buttscratcha/polisher ensures that you're hard-to-reach areas are nice and shiny. The sun may not shine there, but when it does, you can blind someone. [/quote]
thus, you ass is a formidable and illegal weapon.

Cop: Hand over your ass son.[/quote]
I first realized the possibilities when a walk on the beach in my latest "swimwear" kept making people scream "HOLY CRAP! I'M BLIND!"[/quote]
That was because you were so pasty from lack of sunlight and from spending too much time with us.[/quote]
Now see here I- ... oh you were talking to locust. [/quote]
Or all of you. It's all the same.[/quote]
speak for yourself. [/quote]
I take that back. You're very "special".

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Nassuman"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]We interrupt this thread for an important message.

"Paris is no more. the city of lights was..."

We interrupt this important message for this commercial message.

"Tired of unsightly growths? We've got the cure. it's..."

We interrupt this commercial message for another commercial message"

"I longed for a world without pants. Now I've found the legal loophole to..."

We interrupt this interruption of commercial interrupting an important message for this breaking news.

"I like tacos!"

My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

......

Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis[/quote]
Only Halo's into that. I'm more with locust in the market of creating useless products... and fire.[/quote]

Damn straight. But wait, how are my inventions useless? My gas-powered buttscratcha/polisher ensures that you're hard-to-reach areas are nice and shiny. The sun may not shine there, but when it does, you can blind someone. [/quote]
thus, you ass is a formidable and illegal weapon.

Cop: Hand over your ass son.[/quote]
I first realized the possibilities when a walk on the beach in my latest "swimwear" kept making people scream "HOLY CRAP! I'M BLIND!"[/quote]
That was because you were so pasty from lack of sunlight and from spending too much time with us.[/quote]
Now see here I- ... oh you were talking to locust. [/quote]
Or all of you. It's all the same.[/quote]
speak for yourself. [/quote]
I take that back. You're very "special".[/quote]

Despite the pain, there's nothing more fulfilling than beautiful suntan location body art.

*Locust shows off a dragon-shaped sunburn on his right cheek*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Nassuman"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Nassuman"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]We interrupt this thread for an important message.

"Paris is no more. the city of lights was..."

We interrupt this important message for this commercial message.

"Tired of unsightly growths? We've got the cure. it's..."

We interrupt this commercial message for another commercial message"

"I longed for a world without pants. Now I've found the legal loophole to..."

We interrupt this interruption of commercial interrupting an important message for this breaking news.

"I like tacos!"

My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

......

Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis[/quote]
Only Halo's into that. I'm more with locust in the market of creating useless products... and fire.[/quote]

Damn straight. But wait, how are my inventions useless? My gas-powered buttscratcha/polisher ensures that you're hard-to-reach areas are nice and shiny. The sun may not shine there, but when it does, you can blind someone. [/quote]
thus, you ass is a formidable and illegal weapon.

Cop: Hand over your ass son.[/quote]
I first realized the possibilities when a walk on the beach in my latest "swimwear" kept making people scream "HOLY CRAP! I'M BLIND!"[/quote]
That was because you were so pasty from lack of sunlight and from spending too much time with us.[/quote]
Now see here I- ... oh you were talking to locust. [/quote]
Or all of you. It's all the same.[/quote]
speak for yourself. [/quote]
I take that back. You're very "special".[/quote]

Despite the pain, there's nothing more fulfilling than beautiful suntan location body art.

*Locust shows off a dragon-shaped sunburn on his right cheek*[/quote]
Trog-dor!

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Nassuman"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Nassuman"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]We interrupt this thread for an important message.

"Paris is no more. the city of lights was..."

We interrupt this important message for this commercial message.

"Tired of unsightly growths? We've got the cure. it's..."

We interrupt this commercial message for another commercial message"

"I longed for a world without pants. Now I've found the legal loophole to..."

We interrupt this interruption of commercial interrupting an important message for this breaking news.

"I like tacos!"

My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

......

Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis[/quote]
Only Halo's into that. I'm more with locust in the market of creating useless products... and fire.[/quote]

Damn straight. But wait, how are my inventions useless? My gas-powered buttscratcha/polisher ensures that you're hard-to-reach areas are nice and shiny. The sun may not shine there, but when it does, you can blind someone. [/quote]
thus, you ass is a formidable and illegal weapon.

Cop: Hand over your ass son.[/quote]
I first realized the possibilities when a walk on the beach in my latest "swimwear" kept making people scream "HOLY CRAP! I'M BLIND!"[/quote]
That was because you were so pasty from lack of sunlight and from spending too much time with us.[/quote]
Now see here I- ... oh you were talking to locust. [/quote]
Or all of you. It's all the same.[/quote]
speak for yourself. [/quote]
I take that back. You're very "special".[/quote]

Despite the pain, there's nothing more fulfilling than beautiful suntan location body art.

*Locust shows off a dragon-shaped sunburn on his right cheek*[/quote]
Trog-dor![/quote]
RAR!

[Psycho Warrior]

and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

[Halo]

and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

[The Happy Locust]

and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

[Psycho Warrior]

and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

[Halo]

and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

[The Happy Locust]

and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

[Halo]

and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

[The Happy Locust]

and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

[Psycho Warrior]

and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

[The Happy Locust]

and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

[Psycho Warrior]

and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns!

[UFO]

Yeah! Roll that log down them stairs motherf***er!

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...[/quote]
I can only imagine...

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...[/quote]
I can only imagine...[/quote]

Even worse, you probably never saw Rocko's modern life. Really Really Big Man was a national Icon. "STARE INTO MY NIPPLES OF TRUTH!"