The Energon Pub

by **Halo** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:13 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I hate it when the time changes.

It's the closest to time travel you can get without being charged for possession.

or disoderly conduct.

I've never had any problems with that.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:27 pm

Halo wrote:I've never had any problems with that.

Well I say make the drugs legal so they can tax them and maybe make some money off other people's suffering. Then again the gov't does that already and they claim "If we make it legal people will use drugs"

Which shows that the US is run by a bunch of chimp with down syndrome.

by **Halo** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:32 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I've never had any problems with that.

Well I say make the drugs legal so they can tax them and maybe make some money off other people's suffering. Then again the gov't does that already and they claim "If we make it legal people will use drugs"

Which shows that the US is run by a bunch of chimp with down syndrome.

Which is why we shouldn't forget to vote.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:23 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I've never had any problems with that.

Well I say make the drugs legal so they can tax them and maybe make some money off other people's suffering. Then again the gov't does that already and they claim "If we make it legal people will use drugs"

Which shows that the US is run by a bunch of chimp with down syndrome.

Which is why we shouldn't forget to vote.

I don't vote because if I did I'd have to give up my right to complain about the president.

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:40 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Well I say make the drugs legal so they can tax them and maybe make some money off other people's suffering. Then again the gov't does that already and they claim "If we make it legal people will use drugs"

Which shows that the US is run by a bunch of chimp with down syndrome.

Which is why we shouldn't forget to vote.

I don't vote because if I did I'd have to give up my right to complain about the president.

In the OFFICIAL words of Halo, "If you don't vote, then you can't complain, because you did nothing".

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:41 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I don't vote because if I did I'd have to give up my right to complain about the president.

In the OFFICIAL words of Halo, "If you don't vote, then you can't complain, because you did nothing".

and in the words of St. Carlin: "If you vote and get one of these f***ers in and he makes an ass of himself, you can't complain because you helped put him there. If you didn't vote you can complain about them and the people who put him in a position of power!"

by **Halo** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:30 pm

I'm bored. Someone entertain me.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:40 pm

Halo wrote:I'm bored. Someone entertain me.

*Locust rides in on a unicycle juggling live lobsters in one hand while playing a trombone one-handed (don't ask). *

How's this?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:57 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I'm bored. Someone entertain me.

*Locust rides in on a unicycle juggling live lobsters in one hand while playing a trombone one-handed (don't ask). *

How's this?

eh, she just doesn't want to admit that George Carlin logic>Halo logic.

by **Halo** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:48 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I'm bored. Someone entertain me.

*Locust rides in on a unicycle juggling live lobsters in one hand while playing a trombone one-handed (don't ask). *

How's this?

eh, she just doesn't want to admit that George Carlin logic>Halo logic.

How about I'm incredibly tired and unable to type/think cohesively and blah blah blah.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:41 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:*Locust rides in on a unicycle juggling live lobsters in one hand while playing a trombone one-handed (don't ask). *

How's this?

eh, she just doesn't want to admit that George Carlin logic>Halo logic.

How about I'm incredibly tired and unable to type/think cohesively and blah blah blah.

I'll take any vitory I can get.

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:55 am

Yay!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:29 pm

Halo wrote:Yay!

and halo was happy and the deer skipped and danced with all the little creatures of the forest. While PW prepared the pot for a little critter stew.

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:14 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Yay!

and halo was happy and the deer skipped and danced with all the little creatures of the forest. While PW prepared the pot for a little critter stew.

Anyone else think that... Nah, I'll just do it.

*Locust rides in on a gigantic artillery unit attached to a just as large capsule of pills*

The ritalin cannon. Makes odd behavior go bye-bye. Plus, these pills can penetrate 7 inches of concrete at 2000 yards. Open wide.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:41 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Yay!

and halo was happy and the deer skipped and danced with all the little creatures of the forest. While PW prepared the pot for a little critter stew.

Anyone else think that... Nah, I'll just do it.

*Locust rides in on a gigantic artillery unit attached to a just as large capsule of pills*

The ritalin cannon. Makes odd behavior go bye-bye. Plus, these pills can penetrate 7 inches of concrete at 2000 yards. Open wide.

You'll either be dead or calm. Either way you're a lifeless sack of flesh.

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:48 am

I like burning those.

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:46 pm

Halo wrote:I like burning those.

I like burning 'hose.

*locust sets a bonfire fueled by thousands of pantyhose.*

They waft in the wind.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:04 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I like burning those.

I like burning 'hose.

*locust sets a bonfire fueled by thousands of pantyhose.*

They waft in the wind.

there are so many remarks I could make about this that they've actually caused my brain's joke center to break down. Nice job locust. Now I have to rely on the sarcasm and cream centers of my brain.

by **Halo** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:05 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I like burning those.

I like burning 'hose.

*locust sets a bonfire fueled by thousands of pantyhose.*

They waft in the wind.

there are so many remarks I could make about this that they've actually caused my brain's joke center to break down. Nice job locust. Now I have to rely on the sarcasm and cream centers of my brain.

Aw, Locust got a 'win', how cute.

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:04 am

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
I like burning 'hose.

*locust sets a bonfire fueled by thousands of pantyhose.*

They waft in the wind.

there are so many remarks I could make about this that they've actually caused my brain's joke center to break down. Nice job locust. Now I have to rely on the sarcasm and cream centers of my brain.

Aw, Locust got a 'win', how cute.

WHee! A win! A Win!

*Locust gets tangled up in a loose pair of pantyhose and trips into the bonfire*

AAAAGH! A FAIL! A FAIL!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:06 am

The Happy Locust wrote:WHee! A win! A Win!

*Locust gets tangled up in a loose pair of pantyhose and trips into the bonfire*

AAAAGH! A FAIL! A FAIL!

shouldn't we put him out? anyone want to help him? no? Well when in rome. *jumps into fire and begins screaming.*

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:57 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:WHee! A win! A Win!

*Locust gets tangled up in a loose pair of pantyhose and trips into the bonfire*

AAAAGH! A FAIL! A FAIL!

shouldn't we put him out? anyone want to help him? no? Well when in rome. *jumps into fire and begins screaming.*

*No longer the center of attention, Locust sits on the curb and waits for the water hose line to open up so he can put himself up*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:38 am

Well, if locust is a clown... does that make me a mime? *still on fire, will take a while to burn through the layers of crud*

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:07 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Well, if locust is a clown... does that make me a mime? *still on fire, will take a while to burn through the layers of crud*

Well, you're not a kid, so does that make you an "adult entertainer"?

*plays a rim shot, only to watch the drum set he's hitting burst into flames as well.* :sad:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:46 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Well, if locust is a clown... does that make me a mime? *still on fire, will take a while to burn through the layers of crud*

Well, you're not a kid, so does that make you an "adult entertainer"?

*plays a rim shot, only to watch the drum set he's hitting burst into flames as well.*

*still on fire* I need to think about that one... *walks into the mall and can't understand why everyone's chasing him with red canisters of cold stuff*