Madeus Prime wrote:Nemesis Maximo wrote:Bitches be cray.
Well, strange thing is, she's a really sensitive person, so it's odd she'd kind of disregard me.
See above.
Rodimus Prime wrote:Yeah, what the old fart said. Besides, even if she did it for the wrong reasons, I can't blame her for wanting to live in Montana. It's beautiful country.
Oh no I agree, I've spent some time there and it is a fantastic place, probably the only Midwestern state I'd ever want to live in.[/quote]
Michigan is a Midwestern state, you twit. Now you've insulted my people!
Madeus Prime wrote:Nemesis Maximo wrote:Take it from me, Mads. The single life isn't the boring lack of fulfillment some would have you believe. You save a ton of money! Money you can spend on college, transformers, video games, Cap'n Crunch, cookie dough ice cream that you can top with Cap'n Crunch, and home decor.
I've had the single life, and I know it's fine. Besides I'm pretty dang well off right now and set up for college. Plus she isn't that kind of girlfriend, for example, she got really mad at me because I bought her and her family lunch, even though I was their guest.
In her defense, that is kind of a weird thing to do. Just because you're their guest, you don't have to lay for their food. You're only 18, remember. That makes you look clingy and desperate. Wait until you're like, 22 to start buying her whole family lunch. And then only when you're actually engaged/married.
Nemesis Maximo wrote:You can get yourself the best pet ever: a goddamn lizard! And not have to worry about her being creeped out by what she calls a slimy weirdo even though most 3rd graders know that lizards are not slimy. And you also don't have to get some Godforsaken lap dog that will bark its effing head off.
I've considered lizards, but truth me told I am a lapdog person and my family is considering buying a dachshund.[/quote]
Stuff like this makes me worry about you, man.
Nemesis Maximo wrote:You can smoke cigars as often as you want without a GF giving you crap about lung cancer because (a) you won't have a GF and (b) if your smoking it right, you don't GET lung cancer from a cigar.
And I'm never going to smoke. Lost a grandparent to lung cancer, plus I have a nasty reaction to nicotine ever since I got nicotine poisoning.[/quote]
No seriously, you can't get lung cancer from cigars unless you're smoking them like a complete moron. You're not supposed to inhale the smoke, just draw it out and let it swirl on your palette, then Release it. Repeat after me: cigars =/= lung cancer.
there is a small risk of oral cancer though, but only if you smoke multiple cigars a day. Winston Churchill did, and he lived to be 91.
Also, how did you get nicotine poisoning? Was it from a cigarette? Coz those are crap. I would never condone those chemical tobacco abominations.