The Energon Pub

by **Overwatch** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:44 pm

Psychout wrote:Phaze is French, they're fed wine out of a bottle from infancy. Fact.

Clearly these are French baby bottles :lol:

Name_Violation wrote:Watchmen?

Yeah, something along the lines of watchmen, don't really want to rip off/have a similar name to a comic franchise though.

Bristleback wrote:How about 'The Guys with Binoculars' or 'Pervs in the bushes', well i'm following the theme.

I don't really want what I do IRL being associated with my HMW team

Name_Violation wrote:The creepers

Some of my friends IRL are actually referred to as 'the creepers' of their college :lol:

by **Phaze** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:38 am

I say he's gonna fit in well :lol:

Going by Pyskes logic he lives in the arctic well judging by their weather most of the time i'm surprised they know what the sun looks like.

by **Overwatch** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:42 am

Phaze wrote:I say he's gonna fit in well

Going by Pyskes logic he lives in the arctic well judging by their weather most of the time i'm surprised they know what the sun looks like.

Psychout's logic also suggests one of my grandfathers was French. Which means, as southerners (or the descendant of one in my case), we have a genetical disposition to wave white flags. Geez, I hope I don't meet a German, I'd probably hand over all my possessions...

:lol:

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:52 am

I like this guy. How about a franchise of WarPorn Industries?

4 great careers to chose from, and it won't cost much... :twisted:

by **Overwatch** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:10 am

Psychout wrote:I like this guy. How about a franchise of WarPorn Industries?

4 great careers to chose from, and it won't cost much...

What exactly would the running of said franchise entail?
Do I get any benefits? Shares in Warporn Industries perhaps? A position on the board of directors?

News Credits: 7 · by **alldarker** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:38 am

Overwatch wrote:
Psychout wrote:I like this guy. How about a franchise of WarPorn Industries?

4 great careers to chose from, and it won't cost much...

What exactly would the running of said franchise entail?
Do I get any benefits? Shares in Warporn Industries perhaps? A position on the board of directors?

Looks like you have the right attitude to join Warporn Industries too... Get your team up to level 1 and join some level 1-11 missions; so my team can set you straight like it does Warporn Industries.

by **Overwatch** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:53 am

alldarker wrote:Get your team up to level 1 and join some level 1-11 missions

I'll get onto that, just hoarding a bit of xp atm, so I can get one or two upgrades. Read something _Anshin_ wrote about it being a good idea to do this.

Besides, don't want the rest of the Con's to beat the autobot saviour without me. Or do I have the wrong autobot? Funny thing about autobot saviours is when everyone is one, no one is

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:59 am

Overwatch wrote:
Psychout wrote:I like this guy. How about a franchise of WarPorn Industries?

4 great careers to chose from, and it won't cost much...

What exactly would the running of said franchise entail?
Do I get any benefits? Shares in Warporn Industries perhaps? A position on the board of directors?

Meh, those are just minor details and it doesn't involve much whilst you are still alive.

Ignore the part written in the weird ink (it's no one you know) about ownership of your spark when you are dead (I know, those cemantics are so boring, right?) and just focus on the 347th page after the weird 'allegedly-occult' symbols (they're not important either) on line 94a it "says you will have no responsibilities, all the energon you can eat and, at the end of the war, eternal 'life' is granted as a reward to all signatories of the WarPorn Industries franchise agreement, including never having to worry about refuelling again and a immediate cessation of the irritating ageing problem."
Is that a deal-maker or what?
All you need to qualify is a willingness to kill autobots and enjoy doing it. There may be a short *ahem* medical from Mal Practice to undergo, but Fear can conduct your 'induction' straight away... (please bring a sponge)
Legal notice: Side effects of 'living forever' may include the loss of higher thought functions and freewill, a few bits of rust over the millennia as you slowly decompose, possible speech impediment, mostly involving the inablility to pronounce most vowells and an eternal and unquenchable hunger for brains.

I wouldn't worry too much about being on the board of Directors though, the Master isn't a conference-calling type of entity.

The pay and stock options are good though, war profiteering is definitely a growth industry...

by **Phaze** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:01 am

Yeah i saw the last Mech mal did a Procedure on Az has never been the same since. Wearing frock's lippy and high heels not a pleasant sight :shock:

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:08 am

He still better than Jihaxus, at least AZ isn't on a insane crusade to kill him.

by **Overwatch** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:17 am

Psychout wrote:Meh, those are just minor details and it doesn't involve much whilst you are still alive.

Ignore the part written in the weird ink (it's no one you know) about ownership of your spark when you are dead (I know, those cemantics are so boring, right?) and just focus on the 347th page after the weird 'allegedly-occult' symbols (they're not important either) on line 94a it "says you will have no responsibilities, all the energon you can eat and, at the end of the war, eternal 'life' is granted as a reward to all signatories of the WarPorn Industries franchise agreement, including never having to worry about refuelling again and a immediate cessation of the irritating ageing problem."
Is that a deal-maker or what?
All you need to qualify is a willingness to kill autobots and enjoy doing it. There may be a short *ahem* medical from Mal Practice to undergo, but Fear can conduct your 'induction' straight away... (please bring a sponge)
Legal notice: Side effects of 'living forever' may include the loss of higher thought functions and freewill, a few bits of rust over the millennia as you slowly decompose, possible speech impediment, mostly involving the inablility to pronounce most vowells and an eternal and unquenchable hunger for brains.

I wouldn't worry too much about being on the board of Directors though, the Master isn't a conference-calling type of entity.

The pay and stock options are good though, war profiteering is definitely a growth industry...

Saw through the wording. Failed to notice the size 10 font, but after reading it, it would appear my theory was correct :lol:

And still, I am strangely tempted to sign...

Phaze wrote:Yeah i saw the last Mech mal did a Procedure on Az has never been the same since. Wearing frock's lippy and high heels not a pleasant sight

Not so tempted to sign now :lol:

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:43 am

Don't worry Overwatch. I didn't sign the contract, I just wandered into the wrong place.

Why would I want revenge on Ma? All he did was make me a sweet transvestite, from transexual Transikon.

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:47 am

Anyone would think you lot were afraid of dying or something. Death is only the beginning!

News Credits: 2 · by **-Soundwave-** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:58 am

And here I thought War Porn had agents everywhere.

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:49 pm

Agents, yes, we've got plenty of them. It's the franchising part of the business that isn't doing too well.

Damn these people actually reading the contracts! :lol:

by **Phaze** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:01 pm

Psychout wrote:Agents, yes, we've got plenty of them. It's the franchising part of the business that isn't doing too well.

Damn these people actually reading the contracts!

Most of us are insane not crazy :lol:

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:33 pm

Phaze wrote:
Psychout wrote:Agents, yes, we've got plenty of them. It's the franchising part of the business that isn't doing too well.

Damn these people actually reading the contracts!

Most of us are insane not crazy

He just needs better advertising.

Thanks to Warporn Industries, I went from this:

to this:

Thanks Warporn!

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:50 pm

News Credits: 2 · by **-Soundwave-** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:24 pm

*dies laughing* :lol:

by **Overwatch** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:10 pm

After that exam I needed a laugh, company accounting just bent me over. On the upside it was my last exam for the year.

Now if you'll excuse me, there is alcohol to consume :KREMZEEK:

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:23 pm

Look at the beer bottle you have in your hand right now. Now look at the label on the back and pick the 3rd word from the 3rd row down.

Use that word as your team name.

Go!

by **Overwatch** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:31 pm

Psychout wrote:Look at the beer bottle you have in your hand right now. Now look at the label on the back and pick the 3rd word from the 3rd row down.

Use that word as your team name.

Go!

It's not exactly 12pm in Australia yet, and I'm not alcoholic so, I'm holding off for 30-40 minutes. Not to mention I haven't eaten today and I'm running on 8 hrs sleep (out of 48+hrs). Ha, I wish I had beer. Due to the financial situation (being a student and such) I have golden oak fruity lexia and orange juice. Only the finest here

Edit: also, now I have a good 3 months of spare time to think up a team name :lol: