Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

ThunderThruster says:

Magnus: Is he...?
Arcee: Yeah. He's stoned. Again.

DeathReviews says:

'You guys go on without me, I'm just gonna catch some Z's....'

trailbreaker says:

I guess we know who farted....

Rainmaker says:

That's for stealing my lunch money!

Evil Eye says:

"I told you this figure needs a stand!"

Frenchhorngirl says:

"I told you no more skateboarding!"

dirtysock47 says:

arcee:hes got a faceplant

ultra;ur gonna get a buttplant if u dont stop

Superion_007 says:

Arcee: That's for feeling me up Galvatron!!

*Galvy slams into the pavement*

Ultra Mangnus: Remind me not to make you mad!!

Dragonoth says:

Galvatron: "98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!"

Soundwave and Rumble: He'll never find us in these disguises!

Dragonoth says:

Galvatron singing "Walk Away" by Kelly Clarkson: "I'm looking for attention, not another question. Should you stay or should you go? If you don't know the answer, why are you still standing here? Just, just walk away."

Mag

Dragonoth says:

*Magnus puts his armor back on*
"This, Arcee, is the reason I always wear my armor."

Arcee (in an awed voice) "He just fell out of the sky."

Dragonoth says:

UM: "I, Magnus, have face-planted you just as Optimus face-planted Megatron."

Arcee: "But Optimus died trying."

Dragonoth says:

Ultra Magnus: "For the last time, I CAN deal with it! I only said that line because I couldn't save Hot Rod's shuttle while mine was under attack!"
Arcee: "I think you made your point."
UM: "The next person who says th

Unknown says:

magnus:aahh arcee what percentage was that oil you gave him
arcee:97% y?

SilentBlaster says:

Ultra Magnus: They say he leads decepticons drinks blood and.....
Arcee: and I say your full of stuff magnus.

DeltaSilver88 says:

UM: Uh... Arcee?
Arcee: Yeah?
UM: What the hell's Springer doing in a Galvatron suit lying on the floor like that?
Arcee: He thinks it's Halloween and Blurr thought he was the real one and blasted him.
UM: ....Ouch.

Unknown says:

Galvatron: Ah, I kiss the sweet ground.
Magnus: I think I overdid the caffeine a little.

Kamakaze Thrower says:

That's the LAST time I walk into a crowd of fat guys.

DarkMechJock says:

Magnus: Kick him, see if he's dead..
Arcee: Couldn't I just throw something at him?
Galvatron: mmmmmmmmm...pie.

luevanoalx says:

MAGNUS: DO YOU THINK HE'S EVIL???
ARCEE: HE SMELLS EVIL...(SNIFF,SNIFF)
GALVATRON: PRFSSSSSS.....

Roadshadow says:

UM: Wow. Galvatron must have gotten wasted real badly.
Arcee: I'm taking his wallet!
UM: Well I'm taking his pants!
Arcee:....I knew you were gay.

archie321 says:

WIPE-OUT!!!!!

shepp says:

G: "Argh... I may have been brutally attacked, but i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico..."

dolenarda says:

Arcee:"You said he was fine when you 2 left the bar"
Magnus:He passed out along the way...I cant deal with this right now"
Galvatron:"Please check my medic alert bracelet"

Flashwave says:

We tried to tell you the movie set was breaking....

Marv says:

Failed Energon Conservation Plan #33: replacing fuel with sheer determination.

DarkDranzer says:

UM: Oh great...another victim from Cyclonus' Cooking...

A: We should REALLY ban that guy from all restraunts...

G: *weakly* Owwwww my tummy huuuuurrrrrrttttttssss....

Montmorency says:

I told you not to use that pogo stick here!

Delta Supreme says:

Arcee: "You know, this Decepticon Leadership style reminds me of the Hardcore wrestling division"

Ultra Magnus: "Wonder which 'Con has the Decepticon Belt of Leadership now?"

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Arcee: how much of that coke did he snort?
Magnus: I don't know, but i hope he left some for us.

DarkDranzer says:

UM: You should have seen it Arcee there was some guy with crazy purple hair and a sword come out of a Capsule Corp time capsule, Galvatron made some smartass comment about how pathetic his hair is, then he turned blond and went absolute medival on his ass

ShYnE says:

Ultra Magnus: Someone call 911!!!!!!!!!!

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Arcee: some much for the three some. galvatrons drunk again.
Magnus: damn, i was hopping he would have me next
Arcee: what?

Dragonoth says:

Galvatron: "All right! I promise I'll never sing 'Pink Cadillac' again!"

Tom Of Doom says:

I told you!You cant hang in mid air like Neo!

King Slick says:

Ultra Magnus: If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, she is my girl Galvatron.

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Ultra Magnus: I can't believe it Arcee, you actually KILLED Galvatron!
Arcee: I TOLD him that fembots aren't weak. But he still had the nerve to insult me!
Galvatron: Starscream, NO! Don't torture me, ARRGH!

DarkDranzer says:

*outside of Cybertron High, the jock mused over tripping yet another one of the schoolyard geeks*

UM *Jock and star of the Autobot football team*: "Fwar!! Watch where you're goin' Galvy!! Hahaha!!

RC *head cheerleader*: Ooh I think yo

Casual Matt says:

And that's when they decided to have an intervention.

Starscream7 says:

Galvatron:(crying) Why? Why?

Arcee: What's wrong Galvatron?

Ultra Magnus: He's finally figured out he can't beat us Autobots.

Galvatron: No it's not that..

Arcee: Then what's worth crying over/

Galvatron: I've

Armbullet says:

Arcee: "Diagnostics?"

Magnus: "this is a bad thing.. Apparently he's dead."

Acree: "When do you get to the bad thing?"

Galvatron: "Optimus give me dollah.. I give him suckie-suckie... My mouth love his wee-

Not Sonic says:

Arcee:Grandpa, you forgot your cane!

Galv:ehh..whats that ye say,HEY!im not lame,im,how you say it now,groovy!

Arcee:CANE!

Galv:im not plain, im old fasioned

Arcee:Forget it...

Galv:i like peanut butter too!

Armbullet says:

Magnus:Ithink he drank to much


Glav:Im A PrEtTy GIrl.....

Zeedust says:

Arcee: "Rough place?"

Galvatron: "That's the roughest, filthiest, meanest cesspit on Cybertron..."

Magnus: "Why don't you speak to the owner?"

Galvatron: "I am the owner."

(Viva la Muppet Movie

Not Sonic says:

U.L:honey,i grew up here,and our neigbor was alaways drunk.You think after 4,000 years he would stop..

Arcee:Ewww...
*thinking*
i wish i was purple

Alirion says:

"He's dead, Jim."

Marv says:

The canceled "Scooby Do"-style ending for TF: the Movie.
Arcee: "Now we'll see who's really behind
all this!"
Magnus: "Zoinks! It's that Mr. Megatron!"

Marv says:

Don't give him any change honey! He'll just buy booze for it or something...

Marv says:

Magnus:"Truck", not "Duck", Hot Rod transforms into a big TRUCK, not that he has the Matrix...

isaiahtay says:

"I told you he'd throw a tantrum!"

isaiahtay says:

"After a hard night of drinking and clubbing,galvatron lost it."

isaiahtay says:

"practical jokes can seriously harm fellow and friends"

Greg says:

What Have You Done To Him This Time?
He Is Just Asleep!

Zeedust says:

Magnus: "A bit of advice, Galvy... First the corwd, THEN the crowd surfing."

Suzuki says:

UltraM: He's not dead, he's just resting.
Arcee: This is an EX-G1 Galvatron!!

Anime_Fangirl says:

And this, boys and girls, is why you should ALWAYS keep a camera on hand.

Repsotron says:

Arcee: I thought you charged him last night
Magnus: I thought he was. Great Now where am I gonna get AAs at this hour. Bet he needs one of those button cell batteries too.

groovygoth666 says:

Magnus:now galvatron must be round here sumwhere...
Arcee:now magnus he's not excactly gonna fall out of the sky(galvatron falls from sky)
Arcee...Maybe i was wrong

Great Red Spirit says:

Cybertron Roadkill

Soda Pop Kurtis says:

Magnus: Galvatron, I thought you said you could hold your liquor.

Arcee: Who cares Magnus let's just do it right here, right now.

Minicle says:

Galvatron caught Curb crawling.

Minicle says:

Galvatron: He-Hee. Through this crack I can see Soundwave in the Nuuudies!

Angie Prime says:

Arcee: *Sigh* I HATE pushy guys...
Galvatron: Ughhhhhhh *has red hand-mark on his face*
Ultra Magnus: Holy CRAP! Oo;;

Autocons says:

UM: Okay Acree. What did you do to him?
Acree: Notthhhiiiiinnnngggggggg.

Rainbow Starscream says:

UM:I think Galvatron has had enough energon for one day.

DeltaOmega says:

Arcee! How many times do I have to tell you. Decepticons are not made for Fembots.

Mosaic says:

UM: *:pulls foot back in, whistling innocently:*

Com&Con01 says:

Armada Megatron really thrashed his @$$.

Kal-Seth says:

Galvatron made the poor choice of hitting on arcee while Ultra magnus was within arms reach he needed 6 months of physical theropy and ultra magnus was tried and covicted of intent to deactivate he currently is out on paroll for good behavior

Nightshadow says:

Magnus: *Points to Acree* she did it.

juggaloG says:

The real reason that Season 3 was a flop: Galvatron was a drunk!

UM: Oh, great! Galvatron got drunk again! Help me carry him back to his trailer, Arcee.

Arcee: Everytime he does this, I feel my career slipping further & further away.

Banshee says:

Galvatron soon regretted selling his spinal collumn to buy lifesize figures of his favourite Autobots

Magnus says:

Galvatron: Wait, wait, I see it. I'm going to need a paper clip, some chewing gum, and a long piece of string.

homelessjunkeon says:

UM: do you know why they call me cigar face? wait a sec, hey nipples, what did the boss say to do?

RC: the boss said, if he doesn't take the bribe, then i get to MAKE LOVE to him.

UM: he's all yours nipples.
[/toxicavenger]

Ultra Markus says:

Quick Arcee get the pan of warm water! No wait better yet let me see your fingernail polish!

kaoslord says:

UM: One minute he's charging at me, axe swinging, and the next, he trips over his own feet and hits the ground.
RC: Yeah, but we'll just tell the guys you owned him, right?

Castle74 says:

Alright that does it Arcee. That's the last time we take Galvatron out drinking with us!

Ratbat says:

I don't get it, Arcee. Seconds ago, Galvatron was chasing us, shooting at us as we ran. Now, he's suddenly out cold--and his plasma cannon is missing!

Ratbat says:

Arcee: Somehow, Galvatron must"ve passed out.
Ultra Magnus: But why?

Powermaster Jazz says:

Arcee: What happened to him?
Magnus: He saw what Hasbro did to him in Armada.
Arcee: Should we tell him his Energon version is badass?
Magnus: Naaaaaaaah! Let him sleep.

AutobotJazz says:

UM: How did you do the Arcee?

Arcee: I showed him my pics for next month's Playbot.

Anonymous says:

Magnus: What did u do Arcee?

Arcee: I kicked Galvs uin the balls

Galvs: MY BALLS MY ACKING BALLS!!!!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: I've fallen and I can't get up. UltraMagnus/Arcee: Serves ya right, you decepticreep.

Quintessa says:

Arcee: That should teach him not to eat strange metals. Those Titanium Termites give a whole new meaning to the term 'Stomach Bug'.

Hellspawn says:

Ultra Magnus: He'll wake up with a hangover and his ass on fire. Arcee: Y'know I always wondered what happened at a Decepticon kegger.

Topnwe says:

Arcee: what did you do to him? Ultra Magnus: i didn't do anything, this sissy had one beer and was out like a light.

Topnwe says:

Arcee: what did you do to him? Ultra Magnus: what a light weight. he didn't even finish his first beer.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: "Help me! I'm stuck under the invisible box I was carrying in the previous caption contest!"

Dark Ops says:

Purple headed clown shouldn't have gotten fresh with me!

Anonymous says:

TRANSMETAL NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE,shows up at Cybercon this weekend,and kicks Galvatron's @$$ in a battle caption contest.

Anonymous says:

On the newest episode of Oh That Galvatron!:Our crazy pal Galvatron's been studying hard for his finals,but he can't fall asleep the night before the big test,so he takes an experimental super sleeping pill.Will the big guy be awake enou

Anonymous says:

Arcee:Should we help him?
Ultra Magnus: No if i only insulted his structure and he passed out then he shouldn't see the world.

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus,"I had something cool and witty to say,but it got deleted."

FortMax says:

Ultra Magnus: Alright...so we'll tell the decepticons RODIMUS killed him

Alphatron2k3 says:

Magnus: I guess i could deal with that now.....
Galvatron:Doh! Now he can?! And today was my perfect alignment to win a battle. (I wish i was my Movie self again, i could of killed him.)
Arcee: I'm weak in the knees for that thought is just so

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus,"Some how I thought killing Galvatron would be more....fun."

Anonymous says:

Arcee:"You wanna poke 'im?" Ultra Magnus: "Do I!"

Nynja says:

1 energon... 2 energon... 3 energon... floor...

Acelister says:

Galvatron - "Ultra Magnus, Arcee, its not what it looks like! Me and my shadow are just friends!"

Bunny says:

I'll have two of what he's drinking

Anonymous says:

Magnus: "Hmm... I guess Galvatron was easier than thought..."

Anonymous says:

Ultra: Dang! Isn't there anyone who won't grovel at your feet, Arcee?

Anonymous says:

um oh ......better call maaco

jpc7030 says:

RC "...ok, now roll over! C'mon boy, roll over!"
Ultra Magnus "Hmm, I guess you can't teach an old bot new tricks..."

Tiedye says:

MAGNUS- "Whoa Arcee Who would have thought that you'd be able to kick Galvatron's butt"
ARCEE- " He made a comment on my flat chest and skinny legs.....The bastard."

Anonymous says:

"Shhhht!!I can only think straight when I'm completely flat on my face, like this."

Sky says:

Magnus-Good job arcee when you removed your upper plating he fainted!
Arcee-Hot Rod did always say my headlihts were blinding.

Anonymous says:

Arcee,"What happened to Galvatron?" Ultra Magnus,"Who cares.What happened to the Ultimate Caption Contest,its like a mini big whooops."

CRXstunticon says:

Nice catch, Blanco Nino. But too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAACKED!

TAI says:

Hey I think that those cigarettes got to him, magnus. I mean just running 2 feet he's got it bad.

Anonymous says:

I guess unicron forgot to include extra batteries, oh well!

Sunstreaker says:

After that 3-way I just wasn't that tired Magnus.

Cliffjumper says:

Ultra Magnes Don't touch it, it has cooties.

HeliconAutun says:

Galvatron: 'Why are you two stuck to the wall this far up the side of a mountain?!!!! ANSWER ME!!'

Anonymous says:

ughhhhhhhhhh help i've fallen and i can't get up *hic*

overdrive says:

*snore* mmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah that what i like give it to me arcee *snore*

Anonymous says:

nope i didnt see that rock or was it one of u 2 that tripped me.

Anonymous says:

Arcee: Is he dead?

Ultra Magnus: I can't deal with that now.

shockwave_inoz says:

ULTRA MAG: "Geez, Arcee - did you have to be so rough with him?!" ARCEE: "NOBODY asks me if there's a Hooters in town at THIS time of the month! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!" ULTRA MAG: "Which brings me to my next

crazyfists says:

Arcee: "Those kids just keep getting more and more violent with those dodgeballs." Magnus: "Well, Galv is always the first one out." Galv: "I was on base! *sniff*"

crazyfists says:

Mag: "Now that I have my sled, I can't wait for it to snow!"

Shermtron says:

Arcee:Galvatron is dead yay!

Shermtron says:

Galvatron: mommy magnus tripped me!

Anonymous says:

What happens when Prime drinks and drives.......

BlItZeR says:

Duff Man..cant breathe.....OH NO!

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus: There's Galvatron, but what happened to him?
Arcee: He must've used up all his energy.

Anonymous says:

All of the sudden Galvatron made the slip n slide not fun anymore.

Anonymous says:

Arcee,"Well there goes my threesome."

Anonymous says:

What a puss.Mighty Galvatron.In...inde....my ash.I table him under the drank now I.....uhm....Alcholic Draftsman at large rulsh the Decrapticonsh.I'll fight anyone,ANYONE,gimme another bud man,i love u man DESHEPTICALS FOREVER MAN!

Anonymous says:

The Autobots had little trouble combating Narcaleptitron.

Anonymous says:

This is what happened outside of Cybercon 2,4/10/04 Cybercon 3 please behave yourselves.Don't beat the crap out of people that post on Seibertron.com that are attending.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"Duck you fools the waist high rotating buzzsaw blades are coming this way." Um,and Arcee,"oooookkkkkaaaaayyyyy."

Anonymous says:

Arcee -- "Quick Magnus, steal his wallet !!"

Anonymous says:

You can't tell, but Galvatron is really humping Rumble.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: oooo my crotch plate....spinal assembly... and head..... /// Magnus: Well I tried to warn you not to make a pass at Arcee.

TheRoMan says:

"I wonder what he did to get thrown out of that bar Arcee?" Arcee– "Well since it looks like he was thrown out of THE BLUE OYSTER, I don't think I really want to know that much."

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus,"We better save him Arcee." Arcee,"Why? He's our enemy." Ultra Magnus,"Cause I'm not gonna stand by and watch anybody get anully violated by a tree."

Marcus Rush says:

Magnus: "Hurry Arcee, get his wallet while hes down."
Arcee: "But he's not wearing any pants."
Magnus: "Then what is he... oh"
Arcee: "Thats too wrong Magnus."
Magnus: &a

Anonymous says:

Welcome to AFV cybertron,where if you get it on tape,you could get it in cash.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"Nobody say a word." Ultra Magnus,"But.." Galvatron,"NOT AN F'N WORD!" Arcee,"teh he."

Anonymous says:

MAGNUS: I wonder what happens if a Decepticon runs out of power mid-air... THUD... Well, that makes sense.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: "Umm, I meant to do that."

Anonymous says:

Arcee,"He ran into this guy,and well apparently this guys mother said to knock him out." Ultra Magnus,"What the hell does that mean?" Arcee,"I don't know but if you wanna ask him he's gonna be

Anonymous says:

Galvatron : Who put this gravity there ??
Ultra Magnus : An earth creature named Newton
Galvatron : I will crush him with my bare hands, nobody makes a fool of Galvatron!

Anonymous says:

Ha! I told him not to mix STP Gas Treatment and Slick 50!

Anonymous says:

Arcee and Magnus: You got knocked the **** out!

Anonymous says:

and Fugasi, same goes for you.

Anonymous says:

Your Pal, Galuf, Spam....please don't be geeks.

trinity3 says:

Ultra Magnus: " Arcee what are you doing?"
Arcee: "Um...nothing, I wasn't going to give Galvatron a full body massage."
Galvatron: "Well, I'm waiting. Are you wearing that nighty I bought

Anonymous says:

galvatron : just walk on , noting to see here , pleazzz do'nt stop for mee....

magnus : arcee wat ar you dooing wi'll be late

arcee : but magnus should'nt we help him...

magnus : nope you heard him , nothing to see here

thexfile says:

Magnus thinking : o yeah i'm realy up for it , man can that arcee to the bisnes , she has drawn al the energon out of him , now i'm next(singing in his minde)i'm gooing to to Arcee ,i'm gooing to to Arcee

thexfile says:

Arcee thinking : i'd better push my knees together , you might never know , this just might be a nother nasty trick to get a look up at my..... boys wil be boys

thexfile says:

galvatron kikking and screeming : no no no i can't loze i'm the fearles desepticon leader , it's no fair , i do'nt want go i've got penty more action in mee

Anonymous says:

When I look at this picture I see many things. First of all I notice a big purple robot has fallen to the ground. I see he is purple and I wonder if he is gay. If so, he should be beaten ferociously until he is dead. Being gay is a crime punishable by

Anonymous says:

"Man, when did my legs get so darn skinny," asked Skinny Legs Magnus. "Around the same time they gave me these sideways bending knees," answered Woble Legged Arcee.

Anonymous says:

Magnus: What are you doing? Galvatron: Hush! Im doing what those red indians do

Anonymous says:

"Awww Look at him...I wish I could fall asleep that easily!"

Anonymous says:

Magnus: "What did you do to him, Arcee?"

Arcee: "Told him I used to be Ironhide before my sex change"

crazyfists says:

Arcee: "Man, those Transformer fans are brutal. They really did a number to G. Autographs, photos, metal samples, someone even took his gun, and one guy carved his name on his G's head. Trekkies aren't this bad, god sake, TREKK

crazyfists says:

Mag: "Trust me Arcee, any minute now he'll get up. Just like in hockey when they dive and pretend to be hurt, he's not hurt." Arcee: "I don't think so, he's kinda bleeding really bad.&quo

Anonymous says:

Arcee: "........"

Magnus: "I Guess they had a "No Deceptacon symbols" dresscode at this club"

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus: "The mighty Galvatron my tailpipe"

Anonymous says:

Arcee: "Ultra Magnus, what IS that?!"

Magnus: "Where on the badside of Cybertron.Here, there's pimpbots, slut-enators, and homeless droids like this one on the ground"

Galva: "Can you help a bot

al says:

GALVATRON: "Wow my shadow looks really cool down here!"

Anonymous says:

Magnus: "B*tch, where's my money?!"

Arcee: "Magnus, you pimpslapped him way too hard!"

Magnus: "Shut up, before you get one too!!"

Anonymous says:

"One adam 12,one adam 12,we got an officer down please roll backup and a meat wagon." Base,"Rodger one adam 12 you done using your baddly written cop show chatter?"

Anonymous says:

One down...........

crazyfists says:

Galv: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" Mag: "No dice. I've seen what those old people can do once you help them up. Handicapped my exhaust pipe."

crazyfists says:

Mag: "Who would have thought that the only way to beat Galvatron was to hug him?" Arcee: "I just love to hug."

TheRoMan says:

Its the year 2016 and Cybertron has become a prison planet for all convicted robots, until one day on patrol Arcee and Magnus crash land accidently...."Look Ultra Magnus, there is Galvatron the dead leader of the decepticons." Magnus—&

NightMare says:

galv:*Kiss kiss*ah sweet sweet ground *kiss kiss*i'm never leaving u *kiss*.Arcee:starscream took him flying again
um:ya he hates hights

NightMare says:

arcee:dude told u notto eat that wholecanof beans um:who care's it's galvatron *FARRRRRRRT*
Galatron:kill me now

Anonymous says:

Arcee:That guy was beeten by a monster.
Ultra Magnus:No, that guy was shot when Hot Rod saves your life and all of us.
Arcee: wait till umi sees this!

JosephusPrime says:

Magnus:Dag nabbit arcee, u kicked his a$$. Arcee: Thanks, i like to work out.

Zeedust says:

Arcee: "What's with Galvatron?"

Magnus: "You have any idea how long he had to hold that pose he was in for the last caption contest?"

Anonymous says:

quick lets take his body and put him in the trunk of your car then toss him over the Brooklyn bridge.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Don't...go back...there...the Horror...

Arcee: Must of seen you and that Sharkticon, Magnus.

UM: HeeHee...Hey!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"Hhhhuuurrrrllgggaaaaaahh!" Arcee,"Oh man I think I just saw his breakfast come up." Ultra Magnus,"He's been doing this for an hour." Galvatron,"HHHHUUURRRRLLGGGAAAAAAHH!&am

crazyfists says:

Mag : "Galv rolls a 1...critical miss. He runs up to you, eats his own heart, and falls over. Winners don't do drugs."
Arcee: "What? That's like the billionth time you've used that same D&D j

fuzzy butt says:

No, really I'm looking for my contacts

JazZeke says:

Magnus: "Ha! Ha! Good thing for us he doesn't use Energizer batteries!"

Anonymous says:

...WIPEOUT!!

Seeker72 says:

Magnus: "Dammit... That's the last time I take you two out drinking. Look at you, Arcee... You can't even stand up straight." Arcee giggles and points. "At least I'm not the one who just perfecte

MechaDoom says:

Galvatron performed a perfect ten-point dive off the diving board. Really, if he had been at the summer olympics, that dive would've got him a medal without anyone else competing. But, as it is, he didn't get a medal at the summer olympi

Anonymous says:

Arcee - "What's up, Galvy ?". Galvatron - "How can WE have the same incidental disco music as SPIDER-MAN & HIS AMAZING Bloody Friends, Huh ? It's just Wrong, So Wrong !!". Magnus (channeling Jo

Anonymous says:

Arcee - "I don't know about Galvatron but I'm in desperate need of a deodourant". Magnus - "I cant deal with that now !!" (isn't it bad enough I have to walk and talk at the SAME TIME, She&amp

Anonymous says:

Magnus - "Were To Late, Jack The Ripper has struck again !!". Arcee - "We only wanna show tha men o' Cybertron a good time, Gov'na !"

Anonymous says:

Magnus - "Dude, If he wakes up and asks me where he car is, I'm leaving this damn cartoon !!". Arcee - "Word !". Magnus - "Shut up, will ya, just shut up!"

Anonymous says:

so THAT's what the old 'retire' button does!
(HMW gag, go play it now)
arcee:...brains...
(zombie gag, don't know where to find those)

Anonymous says:

galvatron:BELLYFLOP!
magnus:MY GOD he fell on spike!

Anonymous says:

"All I Said was I just saved a bunch of energon from Gieco...."

Anonymous says:

Magnus's hunch was correct; sucky disco dancing knocked insane Deceptions unconscious!

Pokejedservo says:

Arcee: What happenend? Magnus: Both Frank Welker and Leonard Nimoy forgot to put him on "Status Lock". Arcee: OK I can slightly understand Nimoy but Welker? Magnus: I know he usually does a GOOD job in properly turning off his cybertroni

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: ZZzzzzz...(bobo kitty)...
Arcee: How can he just sleep in front of us on the ground?
Magnus: Arcee, damn it Please! Its a Sealy!

Anonymous says:

Arcee: oh my god! they killed Galvatron!
Ultra Magnus: YOU BASTARDS!

Anonymous says:

ULTRA MAGNUS: Why are you lying face down in the dust?
GALVATRON: It's a very effective way of being wretched. Sorry, am I doing something wrong? Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it,

Slappyfrog says:

UM: Whu-oh-oh-ohhh, watch that first step, it's a doozy!

Anonymous says:

Arcee,"Ooooww cute boots,but since your dead you wouldn't mind if I took them would you?......Thought not." Ultra Magnus,"You have no shame." Arcee,"Fashion never dies,it simply moves to someone else&a

Anonymous says:

Ultra,"Well,he's mostly dead."

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus: Galvatron, wake up damnit!

Anonymous says:

Arcee: Galvatron is dead.

Ultra Magnus: No. He's just in a coma. Let's go before he wakes up.

Anonymous says:

Arcee,"What's wrong with Galvatron? I thought he didn't drink?" Ultra Magnus,"He usually doesn't,but he found out he didn't get accepted to Princeton." Galvatron,"PRINCETON S

Anonymous says:

Magnus: And My #1 most Painful Elimination of the Day goes to Galvatron. he'll be feeling that tomorrow.
Arcee: good to know, Magnus

Anonymous says:

Friday the 13th part VII:The New Blood Arcee,"OMG Jason Voorhees killed Galvatron!" Ultra Magnus,"Calm down Arcee,lets just find Tina and get the hell outta here,before that manic finds us." Arcee,"...ughmmmm(s

Anonymous says:

Arcee,"Sssssh.He's sleeping."

LagunaL8 says:

By impersonating a slug, Galvatron thought the autobots would not notice him sneaking past... *slither, slither*

Arcee&Mag.: "........."

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"I meant to do that."

Anonymous says:

In the land of Oz,Dorthey,and the Scarecrow come across a rather evil looking Tinman. A muffled moan of "fmmusim cmmman"(fusion cannon)was mistaken for oil can,they never should've oiled him.Those poor Munchkins.

Zeedust says:

Galvatron: "Help me find my cannon... It's big and orange and it fell off somewhwere around here." Magnus: "While we're on the subject, has ayone seen my missile launchers?"

Anonymous says:

"Wow! Is that where he landed? Rodimus can pitch for my team anytime!"

Anonymous says:

"Uh, Arcee, remind me not to ---- you off."

Anonymous says:

"Boy! Does Wheelie have a left hook or what?"

Anonymous says:

Arcee:I hate you Magnus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Galvatron:Good bye my enemeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Magnus:He's an enemey , not an allie!!!!!!!!!!

ReinaHW says:

"Come on now, Galvatron, you've had enough fun blasting people to bits and being insane" "No! I wanna stay and kill some more! Can't make me! WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Anonymous says:

Like Pippin of "Lord of the Rings" was advised to do; Galvatron fell down to rid everyone of his stupidity.

Stormwolf says:

Ultra Magnus: Better pay Galy if you want to have one of my ho's.

gir says:

gal: "Help fallen and can't get up!" Mag/Arcee: "....." -__-'

The King says:

The Mighty Galvatron on the ground knock out from drinking too much!!

MacrossFA19 says:

Galvatron: No Magnus!, i will just lay here and cry until you tell me you like my outfit!!!
Arcee: All i said was that his purse didn't match his shoes!?!

Black Arachnis says:

Arcee: think we should help him Ultra Magnus?
Ultra Magnus: are you kidding me? let`s kick him silly and rob his unarmed ass!

amd098 says:

Magnus: No sticker wear, no body damage, electronics still working, and I think I got his gun in a box...

Arcee: Lets put him on ebay!

s1bones says:

Magnus: Dang Arcee looks like he forgot to wipe.

LagunaL8 says:

Nobody noticed Galv's leg was slightly shorter than the other, ...until he slipped, tripped, and fell,....not even Galv himself.

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus: Someone Druged his energon this morning.

Anonymous says:

You`ll get even 10 times worse than what you got now, if you ---- me off again decepti creep!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron thrown out of the bar says: It was that darn Wheelie again, he can't stand losing at a game of poker!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron singing: MY BAND, MY BAND, MY BAND!
(D-12)

Anonymous says:

I can never get the older ones to stay standing... And now I've lost his gun dammit!

TurboHammer says:

Galvatron: "Help I fallen and I cant get up" (urkle laugh)
Magnus:"Since your down there how about you check the rivits in the steel"
Archee:"while your down there clean my boots"

TurboHammer says:

Magnus: "Its not the fall that killed him" Its was that sudden stop"
Archee:"Must have been one hell of a stop"

CenturionDroid says:

Arcee: "Uhm something wrong Galvatron?"
Galv *sobbing*: "My pet...*sob* *sniff*..my pet Ravage ran away *sob sob*"

Bombshell says:

Someone threw out a perfectly good Decepticon!

Anonymous says:

Arcee and Ultra Magnus had heard that the streets of Detroit were dangerous, but...

Anonymous says:

Arcee: Hey, it's Galvatron! And I think he's dead! Magnus: Let's poke him in the eye with a sharp stick just to make sure!

Anonymous says:

Arcee,"Galvatron,what the hell are you doing." Galvatron,"Looking for all those contact lenses I lost in the last caption contest."

Anonymous says:

Once again things got out of control during the friday night party,at the Energon Pub.

Anonymous says:

The Autobots knew they were in a bad neighborhood when they found Galvatron stripped and up on cinder blocks.

Bombshell says:

Magnus: Bad news, Galvatron, you can't ride a skateboard for crap; the good news, you landed on Wheelie!

al says:

ULTRA MAGNUS: "Is there a hole in the floor?"
ARCEE: "I think i'm shrinking!"
GALVATRON: "Can I have a little privacy here!?"

Sp1dey says:

....and the next pig that tries to stick his hand up my camshaft is getting the same treatment!

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus,"Well Arcee I guess the only thing to do is bury the body." Arcee,"BUT I DIDN'T DO ANY THING!" UM,"I'm sorry Arcee,the law doesn't see it that way,a man dies while your b

Ricochet says:

Ultra Magnus: I think he's stoned
Arcee: Or maybe just drank himself into a frenzy after remembering the Femtoy mag he was in before he became Galvatron

Anonymous says:

Arcee,"Holy crap a G1 Galvatron."

Anonymous says:

: After Galvatron came out of the bar drunk off his robobehind :

Arcess- Yoink his wallet will you!?!
UM- I can't deal with that now! I'm contemplating on whether Grimlock should be put as new commander and me back to Second In Comm

Anonymous says:

Arcee,"What happened here." Ultra Magnus,"I took him from behind,by suprise." Arcee,"You did? Huh,something you wanna tell me big guy." Ultra Magnus,"What are you implying,I simply waited til

Anonymous says:

Galvatron had lasted 1,472 hrs in the dance-a-thon when suddenly....

gremlins says:

Arcee: Big purple Decepticons don't just fall from the sky you know... WHAM .... Ultra Magnus: Beautiful autobot women don't just fall from the sky you know ..... DAMN

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus,"Good work robowhore...uhn..Arcee now steal his wallet."

Gambit's Mind says:

Arcee: "Ok, explain it to me one more time."
Magnus: "Well, Galvatron came up to me and said "dude, light a match I'll show you something cool!" then he bent over and BAM!"

Anonymous says:

Magnus: "WOW!!! I never seen a femme wrack a 'bot like that!" Arcee: "YOU'RE surprised??? I never knew you guys had 'parts'!"

Anonymous says:

Magnus: told him not to drink that much, but he didn't listen.
Arcee: Come on drunk guy!!

starscream25 says:

Arcee:Galvatron is taking a nap and I feel a little wierd after the party... I should had never drink 3000 enrgon cubes!