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Decepticon Stryker says:
Bumblebee: "Hey guys before you kill me.. Have you ever noticed this camera before?"
BG the Robit says:
You can tell I'm either faking being knocked out of dead because my optics are still open.
Rainmaker says:
Thundercracker: Hasbro, we think your new Titans Return Bumblebee needs some heel spurs for his lame backpack! Hahahaha!
Evil Eye says:
"Hey, Thundercracker, I think I found a use for my set of fake moustaches."
peacethroughtyranny says:
SkyWarp: Never pass out when there's spray paint about!
Thundercracker: (evil laugh)
WarzoneBeta says:
Skywarp: Dude did he just ask what I think he did?
Thundercracker:Sorry kid we are just not that kind of evil.
Both: Sicko.
Bee: I don't want to die a virgin...
TFFanGirl says:
Thundercracker:Is he dead?
Skywarp: Lets see. *Pokes Bumblebee with a stick* Nope still alive.
Thundercracker:Damn!
Ironman21 says:
umm maybe we should you know ummm.....
1.your sick man
and 2. we're robots
Thunderboomer says:
Skywarp: NO I WILL NOT CHANGE YOUR DIAPER
Thundercracker: This is so wrong
Scatterlung says:
Skywarp: You think we should help?
Thundercracker: You think you should shut up?
hot rod 907 says:
skywarp: as fun as beating up autobots can be, it sucks when you can kill a guy with one punch to the face!
darth_paul says:
TC: Look on the bright side BB, at least it's us and not Thurst and Ramjet!
SW: Heh-Heh, that's what she said!
BB: Oye!
Alphatron says:
Thundercracker: I wish to make a complaint on my robot.
Auto-Bot (Off-shot): Oh... yes, the Sparkplug. What's wrong with it?
TC: I'll tell you what's wrong with it: it's dead... that's what wrong with it.
A-B: No... it's r
snavej says:
Thundercracker: Let this be a lesson to anyone who would try to steal my Play Station!
Skywarp: You mean 'Sabotage the base'.
Thundercracker: Oh yeah, that too.
soundwavegt says:
Well, we tried to warn 'im, that 240W is a beast when mixed with pure Energon!!!
Sondura1 says:
Skywarp:Hey wanna do stuff to him?
Thundercracker:Eww...like what?
Skywarp:Like write stupid stuff on him.
Thundercracker:Okay!
Judynator says:
Bee: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Thundercracker: Hey Autobot! Wake up!
Bee: Shut up! Give me a break!
trailbreaker says:
Skywarp: "I had a feeling mini-bots had small ones, if you know what I mean."
starscream_the_eternal says:
Skywarp: "Crap! Do you think we slipped him too much GHB?"
Thundercracker: "I don't know? Lets put him in Megatrons bed and get the hell out of here."
Roadshadow says:
Thundercracker: Wow, that little Autobot passed out.
Skywarp: LET'S DEFECATE ON HIM!!!
Thundercracker:...Eww.
blaine71274 says:
You think we should tell him he's not transformers? Na, let him spin on it.
grimlock2000 says:
Thundercracker: Hey, I didn't know Bumblebee slept with his eyes open.
Skywarp: The way he fights, I didn't know he slept.
EnerJolt says:
Thunderblast: Heh heh! Your fender's gonna be sore in the morning, lil' bug!
Road Turtle says:
Thundercracker, "Primus, this guy's fat! Must suck to have a VW shaped body!"
Skywarp, "I bet when he looks down he can't find his dip stick!"
LunarFormer says:
Skywarp: So.... is he a classic Beetle, or one of the new ones, now?
Thundercracker: I dunno... how can you tell?
Skywarp: We'll need to give him what the humans call a "prostate exam"
Bumblebee *thinking*: oh Primus NO!
1337W422102 says:
SW: "VW? Humph! More like VD!"
TC: "Seriously, dude, we have GOT to go see a medic, like, NOW."
Kevinus Prime says:
"Who's got the Astro-train Glide?"
(Great joke if you know the lubricant)
Kevinus Prime says:
Megatron: "When I told you to get someone yellow and useless, I meant STARSCREAM!"
snavej says:
Megatron (out of shot): How many college students did you manage to cram inside him?
Thundercracker: About 352, but then he passed out.
Skywarp: I really like teleporting things into other things.
Thundercracker: There are 14 in his tailpipe alon
snavej says:
Bumblebee (thinks): Don't panic, just kick them where it hurts, then run and hide in the shadows. Maybe some yellow shadows where I can blend in.
snavej says:
Thundercracker: Urgh, yellow! I would never let myself be sullied by yellow! Isn't that right, Skywarp?
Skywarp: Uh huh. Me neither.
snavej says:
Thundercracker: Hello, I'm your estate agent. Let me show you around this well-appointed secret underground bunker. It has many miles of tunnels that all look similar. There is hot and cold running energon in 25 chambers. Natural light is provide
Road Turtle says:
Skywarp, "Wow, he's out cold."
Thundercracker, "Dare you to rub his sign!"
Skywarp, "No, you rub it you perve; besides, it's not like you can't tell he's an Autobot. How many Decepticons do you know turn
Road Turtle says:
Thundercracker, "HA! One energon cube and he's out, what a light wieght!"
Skywarp, "So, if an Autobot gets drunk, who's the designated driver?"
1337W422102 says:
She didn't want to..
She didn't want to..
She didnt' want to..
SHE DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE IT!
1337W422102 says:
BB: "Do not grieve; soon I shall be one with... Oh crap, I gave it back!"
Kamakaze Thrower says:
Starscream repaint pretender shells got too popular among the Decepticons.
snavej says:
Bumblebee had a secret weapon for situations like this. It was called 'VD'.
snavej says:
Thundercracker's teapot impression was too much for the pathetic Autobot spy.
Kamakaze Thrower says:
Dying by the hands of Starscream recolors proved how incredibly weak Bumblebee was.
Heavy B says:
SKYWARP: dude lets stick his hand in warm water
THUNDER CRACKER: that'll rule huh huh
BOTH: huh huh huh huh
Thanatos Prime says:
This is really an above veiw shot where Bumblebee is carrying his Thundercracker and Skywarp statues around....
ImpulseGT says:
Bumble Bee "ZzzZzzZzz"
Bad Guy #1 "Hahahaha......"
Bad Guy #2 "Hahahahahaha.........."
Brakethrough says:
During the fifties, the "how many villainous robots can you stick into a Volkswagon" fad was at its peak.
Blaster_6267 says:
Bumblebee: What did Tracks always tell me, "If I play dead, nobody will notice me!"
Thanatos Prime says:
Thundercraker: Well, I don't see any Autobots. Lets go back home!
Skywarp: Agreed!
dabattousai says:
Thundercracker: So this is the source of that rusty smell. There is a dead Autobot down here.
Skywarp: Good Cybertronian Gravy, lets get the sticks and start poking it *snickers*
kunesukwan says:
passed out after smelling the cap,I told you autobots couldn`t handle their drinks
Frobman says:
What we've got here is a sleeping Autobot. You better be careful, because after disturbing its sleep, it will turn cranky and who knows what'll happen. We advice viewers with weak consitutions to avoid watching this next part.
snavej says:
Skywarp: Found the irritating little sneak!
Thundercracker: Well, I'll be darned: we really are good Seekers!
snavej says:
Thundercracker: It's amazing what a really loud fart will do!
Skywarp: Sure, you knocked out little Bumblebee here, but the smell is appalling!
Thundercracker: Sorry about that. I sucked a goose into my jet engine by accident this morning. It
Archanubis says:
Thundercracker: I see the Autobots aren't picking up their trash anymore.
Skywarp: Yeah, who do they think we are? Long Haul?
Acelister says:
Skywarp: "So what, is this the real one?"
Thundercracker: "Nah, this is from a kit."
Skywarp: "You kitbashed Bumblebee?"
Thundercracker: "Did you see what Megatron did to Rumble for making a kit of him?"
Skywarp
Jaw Crusher says:
Skywarp: "How many did he have?"
Thundercracker: "Just one."
Skywarp: "JUST ONE???"
Thundercracker: "Yeah, don't rub it in. Just take your hundred credits."
snavej says:
Skywarp: Hey Autobot, look on the bright side!
Thundercracker: Yeah, they say that the thrill feels more intense when your head's upside-down!
Bumblebee (thinks): It's bad enough that all the guys in Autobase abuse me, but now this. Thund
Zeedust says:
Both: "DIBS ON HIS HORNS!"
Skywarp: "I take the left one, you take the right?"
Thundercracker: "Deal."
Not Sonic says:
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Not Sonic says:
oh no they want to have there way with me... and they want to feel up on my shiny metal hiney!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Demonic Femme says:
Starscream(off screen): Okay- there's threehundred dollars in his wallet. We'll divide it.
Thundercracker: Alright, but I've got dibs on his horns.
Skywarp: No- Starscream promised me his head.
Tc: Alright, what ever, just hand over the
Ultra Wheelshot says:
SW: Heh that teaches you to mess with us Starscream
BB: (to self) Just lay still they'll go away
TC: Lets pull his head off
SW: Too obvious
Starscream: (off screen) That is Bumblebee you idiots
Marv says:
TC: Look what Ravage dragged in this time!
SW: Yuck! Why do cats have to drag their prey
into the house anyway??
Marv says:
After hearing the shocking truth about the Volkwagen Bug's origin as the Nazi "Kraft Durch Freude Wagen", Bumblebee, of course, fainted...
Marv says:
Bumblebee is trully a master of disguise! Pretending to be a bearskin rug, he easily eludes Decepticon security...
Ratbat says:
[Thundercracker] We've FINALLY captured an Autobot, Skywarp! For millions of years, Megatron's put us on Starscream's level. But NO MORE! We've just EARNED Megatron's respect!
Prowl Worshipper says:
T: Aaaaww, can I keep him, can I can I pleeeaase? I promise I'll feed him and walk him and play with him and I'll never never be lonely again!
S: You really were deprived as a child, weren't you, 'Cracker?
Zeedust says:
Thundercracker: "Give it up, Bumblebee. Robots can't get a suntan."
Skywarp: "Especially not inside a cave."
Anonymous says:
technically this is a bad time... but TF crossovers with megaman are a GREAT idea, and bumblebee's autobot symbol now has a monicle and mustache, notice the giant pens on the seeker's arms yet!?
Anonymous says:
"Okay, Skywarp, go get me some duct tape, a jar of Vasoline, and a banana."
Zeedust says:
Seekers, singing: "I'm bringin' home a baby bumblebee..."
APOLLO says:
Skywarp: Jeez, Bumblebee, we knew you were the smallest Autobot, but we didn't think IT was that small.
Thundercracker: HAHAHAHA!!!
Anonymous says:
Bb: If I ignore them, then maybe they'll go away. Slag, I'm getting a cramp in my leg, and my nose iches. Gotta... hold on... just a little... longer...
Anonymous says:
Shouldn't we have got Megatron a key chain. They're only £3 each.
Beast Simpson says:
Bumblebee: Maybe if I act like a bear-skin rug they wont notice me...
Seekers: Where IS he!!!
Bumblebee: Heh heh heh...
Anonymous says:
"Oh no Bumblebee is down for the Count. It looks like the Hardy boys are going up to the top rope and land the Decepticon Senton Bomb!"
Anonymous says:
Thundercracker: Am I kick-butt or what? I kicked Bumblebee's pansy butt!
Skywarp: So what? Hell, even Sailor Moon, Hot Shot, McBain, Metabee and Dark Magician kicked his butt!
Thundercracker: So what are you saying? I'm a big wuss?
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee:ha! the master of camouflage does it again!!!!!
Thundercracker: doesnt he know that we can see him?
Skywarp: shut up this is funny. let's not break his spirits.
dino says:
Bumblebee: Just wait until I get older. Skywarp: Your a robot you will stay the same size. Bumblebee: Darn
dino says:
Bumblebee Just wait until I get older. Skywarp: Your a robot you will stay the same size. Bumblebee: Darn
Silverwynde says:
(Bumblebee)"Okay... that's it... just stay still... when one of 'em walks over, kick 'em in the crotch..." (Thundercracker)"Uh, we can hear you, twerp."
(Bumblebee)"Crap..."
Anonymous says:
Skywarp's and Thundercracker's laughter soon turned to tears of agony after they were stung over and over again. Shouldn't mess with bees, guys!
Anonymous says:
Back at Cybertron High, Bumblebee was always a target of Decepticon bullies....TC: Ha ha ha! BB:Please...I need my energon milk money.... Principal Prime: Alright, what's going on here!? TC & SW: Crap, gotta fly.
astrotrain's first friend says:
Thundercracker: He lookes more like a yellow cat than a bee
Anonymous says:
SW has just finished raping BB, but unknown to TC he was the next victim...
Anonymous says:
BB: "Aw come on, guys? Do I really have to be the bitch again? Optimus never lets me be on top either!"
Anonymous says:
We know return to Cybertronian Outtakes:
Skywarp I think we should give Megatron a little present Thundercracker: Yeah, like he really need a new sex toy...aw dammit
Director: CUT!!!!
Anonymous says:
We know return to Cybertronian Outtakes:
Skywarp I think we should give Megatron a little presend Thundercracker: Yeah, like he really need a new sex toy...aw dammit
Director: CUT!!!!
optimuslives says:
Skywarp: Its really not all that funny thundercracker, that picture of my mom isnt that bad, is it?
Anonymous says:
Skywarp: Call Dirge and Thrust. We'll DVDA. Thundercracker: What about Ramjet and Starscream? Skywarp: Those poofs? They're having too much fun twirling themselves on Shockwave's gun-arm...
Dynamus Prime says:
Oh sure, they laugh now, but wait until they try to disassemble me, then we'll see who has the last laugh!
Silverwolf says:
Skywarp: We could just throw him out of the cave.........
Thundercraker: No, get the camera, I know of some emabrassing postitions we can put him in first.
Super Prime says:
Thundercracker: Hey Skywarp, lets get him drunk and leave on the side of the road. Skywarp: Yea he will never remember this day, before will leave him on the side of the road lets check his pockets to see if he has Energon money.
Black Arachnis says:
let`s paint him red and wipe his datatracks.thundercracker:yeah that`ll get em confused!!
Anonymous says:
SKYWARP and THUNDERCRACKER:AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE...CAUSE WE STONE COLDS SAID SO!
Jackpot says:
Figuring out which was the good shoulder-angel and which was the bad was made more difficult when they started tag-teaming and hog-tying him, chanting "Burn the Ark!" all the while.
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee:"Ohhh..man,I shouldn't have had all
those kamakaze shots last night!"
Thundercracker:"The three kegs of beer didn't
help you none, either, ya Autoboozer!"
Skywarp:"At least he ca
Anonymous says:
BumbleBee: You may take my body but never my heart. Thundercraker: Thats what you think. Bring in the probe.
Anonymous says:
"Hey, beatin' up the little guys is easy!" Let's forget about Prime, Prowl, Jazz, and the rest, gang up on the Minibots!"
Anonymous says:
After years of fighting Prime consented to the fate of the universe being decided ina football game. But, after the Autobot's quarterback Bumble-Bee gets sacked by the Decpeticons Defensive End's for the 420th time, Prime starts to thin
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Ok clowns, THAT does it! As soon as I regain the feeling in my legs I am going to so kick your tailgates!
MEGATRON says:
Sky Warp: What do you think of my blow-up doll?
Thundercracker: Not as good as my wheelie one
Anonymous says:
Thunder Cracker: Give us your popularity and we will not kill you!
Sky Warp: So what. They have already put me in the Wreckers comic.
Mixmaster says:
Thundercracker : Yeah, love what you've done with the place Skywarp, the rock-effect wallpaper - nice touch. Not sure about the Bumblebee rug though.