The Ultimate Caption Contest
Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled
248 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
shauyaun says:
This invisible sandwich doesn't taste so good.sorta toast lie the vacuum of space!...
SureShot18 says:
Cyclonus: No not the hip panels! The diaper! Ironhide is going to be terrible! GAAAHHH!!!
Zeedust says:
I thought Unicron said you were "Cyclonus the WARRIOR", not "Cyclonus the WORRIER".
Evil Eye says:
Cyclonus: Why did you shoot me with the Gender Switch Cannon? WHY!??!
Galvatron: Sorry, you'll have to do until Nightbird comes back.
WarzoneBeta says:
Cyclonus: Guys never watch End of Evangelion...I need a hug and a moment to cry in the shower while attempting to throw up.
Thyunda says:
Evidently our friend Cyclonus just saw what became of Scourge in Transformers: Cybertron.
Cyclonus: I want to keep my straight lines!! *whimper*
ACStarscream says:
Cyclonus the Warrior's little-known secret: his tencency to "cry like a girl".
ACStarscream says:
Cyclonus found out the hard way that the Universal Greeting loses a lot in translation when converted to American Sign Language.
ACStarscream says:
The Annual Decepticon Charades Contest is about to take a tragic turn when Cyclonus makes the ultimate mistake of "correcting" Galvatron's pronounciation of the word "charade"...
Zeedust says:
"Okay, Galvatron... You were Megatron, right? And common consensus seems like Scourge was Thundercracker.... So who was I? Skywarp? Bombshell? Bits and pieces of nore than one dead guy? I gotta know!"
darth_paul says:
Cyclonus: "I'm Bat-Man!"
Mindwipe: "What? I'm the bat…"
Galvatron: "I don't care, I'm going to blast both of you! Soundwave hold them!"
Cyclonus and Mindwipe: "Eeep!"
tian17 says:
Cyclonius: Galvatron, can i ask you a tiny,tiny,tiny,tiny,tiny,tiny,tiny...
Galvatron: Alrite!!! Wat!
Cyclonius: Why do i have horns?
Mad_Mexicoy says:
Galvatron: Don't move..........there's a spider on you..........
Cyclonus: Ewwww! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!!!
Unknown says:
The Matrix is right here, Mighty Galvatron. Can't you see it? (Thinks out loud) It must be like the Emperor's New Clothes- fools can't see it. Did I say that out loud? Ooooopssss...
starscream_the_eternal says:
"I don't know it just happened. I swear she meant nothing to me."
Arsenal 121 says:
After witnessing what Optimus did to Devastator in Dreamwave's rendition of the Transformers, Cyclonus downloaded in his pants...
Unknown says:
School Counselor: Ok Galvatron, telll me what happened.
Galv:Well Optimus was being mean and pushed me on the playground.
SC:Why did he do that?
Galv:Because I wanted to play "Kill Optimus"
SC: What did you say!?
Galv: Nothing not
blaine71274 says:
I'll crush you with my bare hands...wait that's not my line. Sorry guys...can we try it again. God I'm so stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Roadshadow says:
Cyclonus: Oh Primus! It was horrible!
Mindwipe: Jeez, idiot! What was so damn horrible!
Cyclonus: I...saw...Scourge...without his BEARD!
Everyone: WHOOOOOOOOOA F***!
Road Turtle says:
Cyclonus,"Carol Anne, listen to me! DO NOT go into the light! Stop where you are! Turn away from it, don't even look at it!"
Carol Anne, "Mommy, where are you? I can't find you. I can't. I'm afraid of the Light, mommy
dedcat says:
Displeased with Cyclonus’s rendition of “The Itsy Bitsy Spiderâ€, Galvatron decides to take action.
Road Turtle says:
Cyclonus, "Oh Galvatron it was horrible! Nightstick and I had a another fight last night, and we usually make up, but this time he ran off with some Autobot called Stepper, or was it Ricochet? Oh, I don't know, but I don't think he's c
Damolisher says:
Cyclonus: Mighty Galvatron, please, you told me it was over!
Mindwipe: Hey,if it's good enough for us, it's good enough for you. Take it like a man!
Vanishing Point says:
No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terr
Ratbat says:
Cyclouns just doesn't SOUND the same when Roger Carmel died (on November 11, 1986) and was replaced by Jack Angel, does he?
Kevinus Prime says:
Cyclonus gets a rude awakining to life in Cybertron Prison when Mindwipe drops the soap.
Kevinus Prime says:
"I get shot at, Galvatron yells at me, and worse of all, I BROKE A NAIL!"
snavej says:
Cyclonus: I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Galvatron: My patience wears thin. Your Simpsons references will not save you this time!
Mindwipe: I'm bored. Let's bomb Iran!
snavej says:
Cyclonus: Ravage called me 'honky' so I had to stamp on him. 1473 times. Very hard.
Galvatron: I don't care. You must apologise to him, or at least his remains.
Soundwave: BOO HOO HOO! Why is it always the evil ones who suffer? C
snavej says:
Decepticon Games: Cyclonus knows that he will never catch the ball when Galvatron fires it from his cannon, but he has to try.
Sideshow Sideswipe says:
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! (slams the door, then put his head back round) Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. - Homer Simpson
Lord Starscream20 says:
Cyclonus: Whaddaya mean you won't let me go out with Galaxy Force Chromia?
Galvatron: She's too young for you.
Cyclonus: But, boss...
Shinju-chan says:
"What? Cheat on YOU, Mighty one?! Never! I would never cheat on you! NEVER!
overdrive says:
NOOOOOOOOO! I need energon PLEASE, the things you do to me... i am so sore, even my servos hurt...
Payner™ says:
After a vision of the future Cyclonus is horried to see his name-sake in Armada
Blitzwing the warrior says:
I...I.I, Didnt mean to go through your CD collection, please forgive me Galvatron! DONT HURT ME!
Road Turtle says:
Cyclonus, "Did you here! Jessica and Nick are divorcing! NOOoooOOOoooo!"
snavej says:
Cyclonus: We're going round in circles. I remember that crack in the wall from 15 minutes ago!
Galvatron: I think you're right. We must do something about it. Soundwave, Mindwipe, go through the entire base and paint big numbers on the wal
snavej says:
Cyclonus: Galvatron, you turn into a tiny space pistol while I turn into an enormous space plane. How DO you explain 'mass shifting'?
Galvatron: It's all done with trucks, apparently. They shift mass from one place to another.
Mindw
snavej says:
Cyclonus: All I'm saying is, if we fondle each other for about 30 minutes per day, we will bond better and form a more cohesive team. Hey, why are you transforming to massive cannon mode?
Galvatron: I can't help it, my gay bashing programme
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Cyclonus did okay with the fire hose, but when Galvatron brought out the razor, he slit some throats and escaped on a motorcycle.
snavej says:
Galvatron: For a laugh, I've just packed my gun barrel with the most awful rubbish and filth in the world. I want you to clean it out, Cyclonus. I know you are totally loyal and you have no objections.
Cyclonus (suddenly depressed): No, sir. [T
snavej says:
Soundwave: This is how we found him. He was muttering something about being captured by the Autobots and exposed to 3000 hours of Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
snavej says:
The Decepticon Shakespeare Society rehearses 'Macbeth'. Cyclonus, as Lady Macbeth, practices the 'bloody hands' scene.
Road Turtle says:
Cyclonus, "It was gastly, he pulled off his head, and it turned into a little robot! Eeewww!"
Zeedust says:
Cyclonus: The UCC has gone into reruns? This isn't normal! We at least need a new pic of Scourge and his troops by late May!
Galvatron: Why?
Cyclonus: Sweeps Week!
Mindwipe: You went so far for that pun... Was it worth it?
Everyone: NO.
Thanatos Prime says:
Cyclonus: It was round and squishy like rubber, yet it squeezed through my hands, I wish I still had some to show you Lord Galvatron.
Galvatron: Hmmm...You've piqued my interest, tomorrow we take the Silly Putty factory!
Decepticons in the room
Thanatos Prime says:
Galvatron: When I shoot the baseball, you catch it. Okay?
Cyclonus: Yes sir. (I saw what he did to Starscream's face as I was walking in here! I'm SOL!)
Raiden Gundam says:
I tried to destroy the autobots but I blew something else. Nice cannon.
Insurgent says:
Having got back from a long mission, Cyclonus was terrified to discover Reflector had been replaced on the UCC. He thought such an event would never happen.
dabattousai says:
Cyclonus: Oh my God, I am like soooo needing make-up, just look at my wrinkles.
Seibertron says:
I swear I told Takara to use my purple color for your reissue, Lord Galvatron. It's those damn humans! They have it out for me!!!
Prime805 says:
G: And if you take a dump inside my room again Im going to blow your eyes out your ass!!!
C: Ummm argh flufft hmmmmurt (farting sounds)
G: Oh Primus he's doing to drop one "KILL HIM"
snavej says:
Cyclonus: So there's this alternate universe with a different Cyclonus and Megatron. That Megatron's green and purple and black and orange and silver. He turns into a tank of some kind. He also has these three 'Minicon' helpers who
snavej says:
Cyclonus: Oh my God, a gigantic duck!
And so ends another exciting episode of 'Transformers: the Soap Opera'.
snavej says:
For many years after Armada finished, Cyclonus had one breakdown after another. He had to keep checking that he hadn't grown rotor blades.
snavej says:
Cyclonus: I just scraped out all my orifices. Now I need to wash my hands.
Galvatron: Sure, just put them in my orange autowash tube!
snavej says:
Mindwipe: Heh heh heh!
Soundwave: HA-HA-HA-HA!
Galvatron (shakes fist): Laserbeak, bring back Cyclonus' water melon!
snavej says:
Cyclonus: Help, there's a black man following me!
Galvatron: Don't be absurd. Soundwave! I know it's difficult for you, but please step out of the shadows! You're scaring Cyclonus.
Mindwipe: Hey, I can cure your negrophobia wi
snavej says:
Galvatron: Mindwipe and Soundwave inform me that you have NO DARK HIDDEN SECRETS! Explain yourself!
Cyclonus: I haven't had time to make any - I was only created last year!
Mindwipe: You're slackin' off, dude!
Galvatron: I'm
snavej says:
Cyclonus: You want me to infiltrate Playboy headquarters? But why?
Galvatron: Bunnycon is too busy sabotaging carrot and lettuce production. All you have to do is put on the fluffy white tail, learn the moves and work that cute ass!
Road Turtle says:
Cyclonus, "I just found out that they're reformatting me into an idiotic loudmouth helicopter for Armada! I'll never be cool again!"
Road Turtle says:
Cyclonus, "...for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no one yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further
marca says:
Why on a night out do I always have to be Galvatron's wingman? And why do I have to take the ugly one? Every time?
Jaw Crusher says:
"It wasn't me, sir! It was Scourge! HE taped over 'Desperate Housewives'!"
Frobman says:
Galvatron: You have till the count of ten to explain yourself.
Cyclonus: Well, you see ... I was getting ...
Galvatron: TEN!
[Cyclonus spends 2 weeks on repair]
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Cyclonus," I MISSED THE NEW EPISODE OF BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!!!!"
Silver Wind says:
Cyclonus was not particulary thrilled about this old picture being drudged up again.
Unfortunately for him, his contract said otherwise...
Lich Lord Dranas says:
Galvatron: Now I will choose who will rule the Jungle Planet,and gain a really bad-a** dragon mode in Transformers Cybertron.
Cyclonus: Please! Please! Let it be me!
G: Shut up b**ch! For that, Scourge will be the ONE!
C:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Demonic Femme says:
Cyclonis, "I'm sorry Galvatron, I promise I'll be good!!"
Galvatron, "Sing again, and I'll BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!!"
Cyclonis, "But it was a nice song-"
Galvatron, "AAAAAAAAAAARH!!!!" *Blasts Cyc
DarkDranzer says:
Cyclonus: Galvatron my lord I don't know where your treasured childhood possession Mr. Bigglesworth is!! I told you I saw Scourge take him!!
Galvatron: LIAR!!
*Galvatron blasts Cyclonus*
*Mr. Bigglesworth is Galvatron's teddy bear...he
DarkDranzer says:
Cyclonus: Galvatron I'm serious!! We've been replaced by that new comical "Robots" movie!!
Marv says:
Cyclonus: I realise you're feeling a little insecure right now and that you need a lot of confirmation, but I really can't think of anything nice to say about you!
BLAST!!!
Marv says:
When there's nothing on TV Galvatron thinks is worth watching...it's poetry night!
Zeedust says:
Cyclonus: "For the last time, I have no idea what happened to my armada! They just up and left!"
Zeedust says:
Cyclonus: "For the love of Primus, Lord Galvatron, either make them stop sijnging 'Little Rabbit Foo-Foo' when I walk into the room or give me permission to shoot them!"
juggaloG says:
Cyclonus: Um, Galvatron...you know that Matrix you told me to get from Rodimus Prime? I, uh, accidentally destroyed it!
Galvatron: Destroyed it?!? "Fashoom!" (vaporizes Cyclonus in one shot) And I just "accidentally" vaporized you for
Kal-Seth says:
Cyclonus tells His Fellow Decepticons about his Armada Name Sake clearly his not to thrilled about it
Anonymous says:
"OH, GOD! THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY BED! THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY BEDDDDDDD!!!"
Anonymous says:
"But I don't WANNA work with the Predacons, Galvatron! They smell like pee!"
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus: Oh, PLEASE, Galvatron! I'm tired of working the streets! I'm tired of servicing crusty old Transformers with Robotically Transmitted Diseases! I'm tired of being a robot of the night!!! Galvatron: Nobody ever said whor
Shadow Fox says:
Cyclonus- Oh..I like soo get the shivers when he talks down to me like that, Megatron never takes in 'MY' feelings.
BlItZeR says:
Cyclonus:"And I saw this BIG mouse in the kitchen and I screamed and strated to shake like a little girl just like this, im scared...."
Alirion says:
"Oh my god! I look like a total moron!! Why didn't anybody tell me I have RABBIT EARS?? Damn you, Unicron! Damn you!"
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus (after having seen Porky's too much): Woogey woogey woogey... Woogey woogey wooger...
Galvatron: Get the slag away from me you retarded freak !!
APOLLO says:
Galvatron: You failed me for the last time Cyclonus, prepare for your punishment.
Cyclonus: Please don't kill me sir.
Galvatron: Kill You, HAHAHA, I'm not gonna kill you. Instead, you will spend the rest of your miserable life as a
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus: "What?! I got r-replaced?! What do you mean I got replaced?! I demand answers! ANSWERS, DAMMIT!!"
Rhys says:
UNICRON: Hello son, how was school today?
CYCLONUS: Oh daddy, it was horrible, everyone said I sucked up to Mr Galvatron the headmaster, and then nobody wanted to play with me. SOB! SOB!
Rhys says:
(Sarcastically) Oh no, Starscream's Ghost. I'm like sooo scared of a dead guy who everone knows is GAY!
STARSCREAM: I am not GAY!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Cyclonus, how dare you use my private commode! If I was still the saner Megatron, you would be dead, but because I am as crazy as wearing shorts in winter, I will give you a chance to live. You must sing all the songs from Guys and Dolls...in
Anonymous says:
No, Galvatron! Don't sing the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins again, that's been seventy-eight times in a row now!
Zu Darkness says:
I just had a horrible nightmare. I drempt I was a Helicopter and took orders from Megatron and got insulted and beaten up by everybody...oh wait that's the new Aramada show
Anonymous says:
(galvatron) You will stay until the task is finished, Cyclonus!!!!!!(cyclonus)Please, mighty Galvatron, I have to go to the toilet. I can't hold it anymore...! (galvatron) SILENCE!!! Do as I say!!
Galvatron says:
Damn "Battery Acid" indigestion!!! I gotta take a crap or my tailpipe is going to explode!!!
tfpredaking says:
Kill me know Galvatron!! I have seen the future and its Horrible!! Something called Beastwars and Armada is comming, its AWFUL!!!
Anonymous says:
If I hear Adam Sesler talk about that damn "Expantion Pack" News letter one more time, I'm gonna loose it.
Anonymous says:
Iam telling you they are all after me! galvatron: they certenly are. ZAP
Shadow says:
Cyclonus: He he, there allllll around us, but only I can seeeee them. See? It's the miiinibots. they've come to take over the world and turn us into appliances, but not me. I know. I'll blow my arm off so they think I'm
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus:It was HORRIBLE! First Superion literally stomped me into the ground,then Fortress Maximus shoved me up his ass!!! Scourge:Hey,Cyclonus! I got ya somthin' while I was in Japan! Cyclonus screams like a bitch when Scourge pulls out re-
Anonymous says:
They made me put on an Nsync record so you wouldnt know while you were taking a whiz honest!!!!
Mindwipe: squealer!
Manchester Devil says:
Galvatron, I beg of you. Please don't play Britney Spears!
Rampage: Cool! More Cannibal Corpse for me! :D
Soundwave: My taste in music superior, Rampage's inferior.
Rampage: Screw you nerd!
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus- "Galvatron! I just saw the cutest thing! There was this cute little kitten about yay long. And he had a tail. And he-"
Scourge, slapping him- "Get a hold of yourself, man!"
Galvatron- "I killed
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus (in a baby voice)- "Oh lookit me! I'm the poor little Galvatron. My plans never work. Boo-hoo-hoo..."
Galvatron- "That's it. I'm gonna kill him..."
Scourge- "Whoo-hoo!
gabriel says:
Galvatron i know you said i should have gone on cybertron,
but I really need to Go!
Anonymous says:
Scourge: Cyclonus must've seen a spider again. Nightpaw: No, Arcee dumped him last year. Angel: And he's still being a crybaby over it?!!
Hypertron says:
Cyclonus-They they are on T.T.Torqulon my lord...GALVATRON-Say again, Cyclonus
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus relaying to Galvatron the news that he will bee audited by the IRS
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus:"Please,don't let Hasbro turn me into a helicopter!!"
Galvatron:"At least since they're using your name,those name-thieving scum at Marvel can't steal it, like they did to Onslaught!!&quo
Anonymous says:
It was only one time. Everybody experiments when they're in college!
Silverwolf says:
Abd, then.... and then... HE TOUCHED ME IN MY SPEACIAL PLACE!
Galvatron: YOU POOR THING!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: What the hell are you doing?! Cyclonus: Don't You watch Dragon Ball Z?! Galvatron: What the Hell you talking about?! Cyclonus: Gekrisudokan!!!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: I told you to go before we left Cybertron, now you'll just have to hold it!
Sideshow Sideswipe says:
(in a Monty Burns voice)
Cyclonus: "Ooh smithers, help me! the Germans are after me, I'm so scared"!
"Galvatron: (in a german accent) "Stop zat."
Black Arachnis says:
please, I don`t want to be a targetmaster.the`re so smelly and they need air and stuff.
Stelartron says:
Due to the apparent death of Starscream, and needing another excuse to blast someone, each week Galvatron selected one of his soldiers to be the designated groveler. This week, it's Cyclonus's turn.
CYCLONUS: thinks~ Oh crap...~ Pleas
Anonymous says:
"No! you misunderstood me! I meant those pants would make ANYONE look fat. NO I DIDNT MEAN THE F WORD AGHHHH!!!" *FWAWOOM!*
Anonymous says:
nnnnggggghhhhh!!! parp nnngggggghhhhh!!! too..... much.... immodium nnngggggghhhh!!
matt says:
(Cyclonus, whining) But Galvatron - I'm SO tired of having top service you day in and day out! PLEASE get one of the Sweeps to do it this time! I just wanna go back to bed and sleep...
Anonymous says:
What's this about a riot in the repair bay? CYCLONUS: Shut up and help me get this wrench out of my ass!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron; BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA whats that smell Cyclonus? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cyclonus: poopie *cries*
Galvatron: here's a wetnap in this orange penis looking thing.BWWAAAAAA
Cyclonus; ye...es sir
Anonymous says:
"The pain... The endless suffering... Gonhorrea is no joke, kids."
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus:"Please, don't make me be the bitch
again, Galvatron!!"
Galvatron"Do as I say! And call me Butch"
Unknown says:
Cyclonus stood speechless for 10 minutes because he couldn't believe he was talking to THE Marilyn Manson.
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus:I got spirit in my breches, and it really really itches, I got spirit yes I do! Woo!
Galvatron:Damn that prozak.
Anonymous says:
As you know our blackade is perfectly lega, and we would be happy to accept ambassadors...
APOLLO says:
Galvatron:"What's the hell is wrong with you?"
Cyclonus:"The New York Yankees lost the World Series?"
Galvatron:"S***, I had money on that game."
APOLLO says:
Galvatron:"What's the hell is wrong with you?"
Cyclonus:"The New York Yankees lost the World Series?"
Shrapnel says:
"No, please Galvatron, don't do this! I didn't see you playing with your dolls at all!"
Soundwave says:
Oh, now I've done it, I should not have had that extra glass of energon before we left!
Fortress Maximus says:
Cyclonus: No, I SWEAR almighty Galvatron...he was this big and he flew up my nose and I dropped the raw energon and those Autobots got it! Those darned Micromasters!
Unknown says:
Cyclonus, being a BIG Nirvana fan, still can't get over the death of Kurt Cobain.
Maxie-Astrotrain says:
Please Galvatron I want it..It was so cute and its big brown eyes!! I WANNA PUPPY!!
prime says:
Knowing that Cyclonus could only count on his fingers, the Autobots sent him a transmission that would mean his doom... "What is 7 + 5?"
Shadowen says:
MINDWIPE: Uh-oh. Here he goes again.
CYCLONUS: And then I took the butter and milk and stirred them all together...
