Dr. Arkeville points to Sparkplug's neck

trailbreaker says:

“This man stole my wallet !”

trailbreaker says:

“Behold, I captured Michael Bay !!”

trailbreaker says:

“ See, this is what happens when you make fun of my hat! “

trailbreaker says:

The subject has excessive wax buildup.

trailbreaker says:

Worst barbershop ever !

Decepticon Stryker says:

"There. See? This mole looks exactly like Lou Ferigno riding a jet ski."

Optimum Supreme says:

See? Right here on his neck. That's where I'd bite him if I was a vampire. But I'm not. Because vampires aren't real. Unlike my cyborg hand. Why did I even bring up vampires in the first place?

DedicatedGhostArt says:

You know guys, I think Sparkplug's hair is a bit too greasy. Find me another guinea pig.

trailbreaker says:

Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, brainwashed yet another player.

Bonerking says:

"I see Mr. Carradine, you put the rope here... tell me, tell me everything!"

Riptidemtmte says:

"...And here's my genius new mind-control device, that under no circumstances will be copied by a blue-haired anime girl with a robotic dinosaur!"

Rainmaker says:

The splinters right there!

nyklas78 says:

Ha! Ha! Bed Bugs!

Bluespindash97 says:

Only a direct punch here will shatter the skull...

cusd220 says:

see that tick?

Gunclaw says:

See that? THAT's CANCER!I have just the medicine for that. another illness? i also have the medicine!

omegasupreme69 says:

see see this is what rogaine will do to ya i never touch it myself...

megatron1322 says:

Hey! i was a dermitologist before i became a mad scientist. i think i know a ringworm when i see one!

Revenge of Bruticus says:

" I know it seems a little odd in the 80's, but soon men from all walks of life will wear an earring. Some, in both ears."

Swoopscream says:

That's it, and he felt every millimeter of it RIGHT HERE. Then he asked for more.

BenderCrosby1 says:

Clearly, no hicky.

trailbreaker says:

"Welcome class, to Ear Piercing 101."

Evil Eye says:

And as you can see here, he even comes with volume control! Now if only we could put one on Daniel...

undertowx says:

Ewwwww ,thats one big Blackhead!!!

ScreenTalkerDotOrg says:

"And to think, Shia LaBeouf will be cast as this guy!"

Bouncy X says:

see there, its space lice!! this is what you decepticons have brought to us and its why i wear my fancy hat!

Mofo4life says:

Oh look...He's crying. It must hurt. Glad it's not happening to me. I scream like a little girl.

Mofo4life says:

I do apologize. he was supposed to put that somewhere else...But I'm not gonna tell him.

Ultra Markus says:

you see senator Obama these new mind control chips will make every weak minded fool believe everything you say and will help you be president

G1 Smoketreader says:

"So, if I put the T-Cog right here we'll have ourselves a Headmaster".

doornumber2monty says:

You see Megatron? On Earth, Hickies Go here on the neck...

BeastProwl says:

See? Still to long in the back! Going to go get my sheers. This needs to look perfect for Daniel's Burial!

Mofo4life says:

THIS IS MINE...I DID THIS! NOBODY CAN DO WHAT I DO...I DID THIS...ALL BY MYSELF! Okay I had a little help...but I implanted this thing...So there...

stevescustoms says:

I'll plant the artificial penis right here.

JaffleMaker says:

Call me "baldy" will you Spike you sausage wallet? Look at your Father's wig tape! He's balder than a baboons backside! It's hereditary you know?

Marcus Rush says:

Yes Master Romney, I have successfully infiltrated Successful Health providers. Proceeding to blame my failures on Obama so you can win election... GENIUS!

SKYWARPED_128 says:

Listen carefully, class; the most important part of a successful facelift lies in the first incision, right behind the ear.... Done well, it should be almost unnoticeable, with minimal scarring.

MP-99 says:

After being the laughing stock at the New York Fashion Week with my mad scientist look, my revenge will be sweet by implanting brain control chips in all of mankind to MAKE everyone wear white lab coats and adopt the evil laugh as socially acceptable! HAH

Crosshairs says:

Mr Megatron, have you tried switching it off and on again?

Mofo4life says:

Has anyone read "The catcher in the Rye"? This implant will replace the Kindle 400 times over...Excellent!!!

Mofo4life says:

Hmmm...Well well well...Hmmm... Uh-huh...Oh...Interesting... I see.. Ugh...What was I talking about?

MrMunkeepants says:

As you can see here the hair is, in fact, longer in the back. Hypothesis proven, this man has a mullet!

Zeedust says:

"And to PROVE I'm evil, I'll pull off the mattress tag behind this man's ear!"

GoingPostal says:

See, no ring around the collar! Success!

MINDVVIPE says:

Watch as I force him to sniff my port-hole.

Trittbrettfahrer says:

C'mon, pull that finger!

Ryuki says:

Dr.Arkeville: IT'S ALIVE!!!

Grimlock64 says:

Hey, who wants to see a dead body!?

turbomagnus says:

Arkeville: And the proof is the lipstick on his collar!

MasterSoundBlaster says:

This...is the neck. Any questions?

SentinelA says:

THIS is why he's called Sparkplug!

SentinelA says:

Have you seen this mole? It's huge!

Optimum Supreme says:

"See, this is where you get a Twilight vampire to bite him, then he'll be Sparkleplug" says Dr. Arkeville, proving his insanity

agentcastle says:

Look, Megatron, another hickey!! I told you Autobots are only interested in one thing.

Mofo4life says:

You see this, he actually let me do this. i can't believe he fell for it...HAHAHA..

SoundwaveLVL14 says:

Dr. Arkeville: "Get my camra! This ear wax build up will get me so much Karma on REDDIT!"
Sparkplug: "What about me? It's my ear! Don't I ggat any of that Karma?"
Dr. Arkeville: "Silence slave, there is no karma for you!" (Flips switch)
Sparkplug: "AHH

Ravage XK says:

Proof once and for all that new Zippo Washing Liquid cleans even the most filthy collars.

Maestro Meister says:

"You see, gentlemen? The contours of his head indicate morbidly developed phyloprogenitiveness, making him an ideal candidate for a slave!...Why do you laugh? Do you mock me?!"
Alas, no one told Dr. Arkeville that phrenology was a discredited science.

MightyMagnus78 says:

"Wet Willy"

leokearon says:

What's this thing attached to the bottom of his head?

Arcadia says:

Ooh! Feel that hair! It's thimply thenthationalllll!!!!

Towline says:

It's okay. I'm an Obama care provider.

slycherrychunks says:

"...on a ball joint. Great articulation, almost 360 degrees rotation..."

Ultra Markus says:

now witness my new cybertronian ear piercing procedure, lord megatron

paul053 says:

Now if we put this there, it's gonna get rid of his gout.

Marcus Rush says:

Dr Arleville's new practice in pedantry has hit a few major obstacles.

kuhlio says:

Now who's gonna get a prostate exam?

#Sideways# says:

"He wasn't attacked by a vampire! There are no marks!"

Mofo4life says:

This is the new way to a great weight-loss regiment.

Mofo4life says:

and when I do this...he will be able to do the Cha-Cha...And then the electric slide.

MarkNL says:

Sparkplug: "You expect me to talk?"
Arkeville: "Nooo, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Soundwave: "James Bond: Goldfinger reference detected"

Ryuki says:

Megatron:how is that Emmett Brown fleshling that we turned into Arkeville substitute ??
Starscream: Well,...
Arkeville(EB): Back to the Torture!!

spiderbob007 says:

Dr. Robo-Finger: "Turn your head and cough. It will be a little cold at first, but I'm gentle."

RoboTopia says:

You can NOT leave the tape showing after the patient's Face-lift, or they won't pay for the surgery!

RoboTopia says:

-And that's where we put the Garlic, behind the Ears to ward off Vampires!

Ryuki says:

DR.Arkeville:Let's see, maybe after I wetwilling his ear, I believe he would talk...

Sparkplug: I'LL TALK!!, I'LL TALK!!!

Ryuki says:

(continue)
Starscream, Where do you get this wacko ??!!

Ryuki says:

DR.Arkeville:see that hole in his neck?I just need to put a spark plug inside it then this android will works out like the real Sparkplug in which that spark plug will turn on the electric spark inside this robot...

Megatron (offscreen): Aargh, Starscr

Agentchuckles says:

"you cannot escape The Dark Of The Moon! Now watch it! Muahahahahahaha!"

garrickboomer says:

This victim err, uhm, customer needs more hair gel!

Mykltron says:

You call that a haircut? Very poor effort. Go back to beauty school.

MightyMagnus78 says:

"...and for a G1 character this guy has great head articulation"

Ryuki says:

DR.Arkeville: Sooner or later after I inject a truth serum in your neck, you will talk, Mr. Bond!!

Sparkplug: Who the heck is Mr. Bond?! I'm told you many times my name is Sparkplug!!

Evil_the_Nub says:

Are you going to eat that?

youngku says:

Look see, there's a nasty rash on this man's neck. Nothing a little ointment won't help clear right up!

Vitatech says:

Look! Behind his ear! it's a potato!

Ratbat says:

What do you THINK I'm doing? Health promos?

JetOptimus23 says:

Look at this guy's birthmark!

Vitatech says:

See, I told you, the neck bone is connect to the shoulder bone!