Optimus Prime and Grimlock up close and personal

Quantum Surge says:

Optimus and Grimlock recreate the face-on-boobs scenes Joss Whedon is known for

trailbreaker says:

“Me Grimlock want the matrix !!”

Optimum Supreme says:

Prime: Will you still respect me in the morning?

Grimlock: Me not respect you now, less talk more moan.

galvatron00 says:

Me, Grimlock, think you should look smaller. Me, Grimlock, think scale off.

Optimustard says:

Grimlock: Me Grimlock thought being tied up face to face better option
Optimus: this is only an awkward position if you make it
Grimlock: me Grimlock not in awkward position me Grimlock in missionary
Optimus: please don't roll out
Grimlock: now it a

BG the Robit says:

Grim: If anyone asks, you kissed me.
OP: If anyone asks, I'll whack them to where they won't remember their own name.

BG the Robit says:

OP: Grimlock, I've never seen you attractive until now.
Grim: Me Grimlock preeeeetyyy.

spiderbob007 says:

Ask me how you can save thousands on your car insurance!!

VonDoom says:

What you Optimus mean that 'Matrix' makes you leader? Me Grimlock no see this 'Matrix' and what this label 'Insert McGuffin here' mean?

Wolfman Jake says:

Come on, Prime! Me, Grimlock, want KISS! It not conjunx endura unless we ball bearings touch!

trailbreaker says:

"My boobs are touching your boobs!"

Riptidemtmte says:

"Oh my, Optimus. It's so... big!"

nyklas78 says:

Grimlock to Prime. "Lunch Money!" "Now!"

TheWeirdOne12 says:

Hello. Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes.

GallifreyanSeeker says:

Optimus: Grimlock, I've never played extreme staring contest before!
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, love EXTREME!!!

kruiz220898 says:

Grimlock wants ins with Prime!!

ryanisawesome124 says:

grimlock:prime? did i ever tell you how nice your led eyes are in this sun light?

omegasupreme69 says:

i tell You dont do the movie its a trick to kill us all and replace us with cheaper actors.... DONT DO THE MOVIE

Revenge of Bruticus says:

"You're doing fine Grimlock. Keep counting and follow my lead. 1 2 3, 1 2 3, 1 2 3. See, your not wrestling a raptor on Dinobot Island."

Swoopscream says:

Grimlock tell Prime he like it with lights off! Why Prime no listen?

XDMan says:

"Why me Grimlock shorter than you, Prime?"

"I'm actually in my MP-01 design."

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY!"

BenderCrosby1 says:

Me Grimlock give Heim-lock!

Silver Snake says:

Grimlock was thorough but gentle.

Blazer136 says:

Grimlock always cheats at staring contests

trailbreaker says:

Brokeback Autobot.

Evil Eye says:

Hmm...Me Grimlock have bad news...You Optimus need to lose weight.

doornumber2monty says:

Remember to use protect against S.T.E. (Sexually Transmitted Energon)

GoingPostal says:

PRIME! I...am your father.

Optimum Supreme says:

Prime and Grimlock experimented a bit in college... er... Cybercollege

MarkNL says:

Grimlock: ME, Grimlock, has finally got his exlusive Optimash Prime figure! Me, Grimlock, says THANK YOU to Fed Ex!

RoboTopia says:

GRIMLOCK SAYS: OK, Now Turn Your Head And Cough Twice, Optimus. Yes, you do have a Hernia-tron!

BIGGUY007 says:

Me Grimlock prefers top!!

Optimus Primevil says:

When cybertron is ashes, you have my permission to die.

Deadput says:

give me the POPSICLE

Grimlock64 says:

Me Grimlock king, but me be kisser for you!

Doobsprime97 says:

Hey mon, I can see the matrix from here!!
O wait, that's just me grimlock!!

zombiebunny says:

Now kiss!

agentcastle says:

Me Grimlock say, how can be bad if feel so good?

Mofo4life says:

Say Optimus, do you have any Grey Poupon? This Cybertonion jelly needs it.

Mofo4life says:

Why do Grimlock change into dinosaur? Why not Grimlock be butterfly or dungbeatle?

Hypershock says:

Relax, Prime! Me Grimlock a doctor!!

VioMeTriX says:

ok im going to be gentle about this, but it will still probably tickle...

retrothrust says:

TILL ALL ARE ONE FLESH

renx99 says:

Me Grimlock say this only hurts the first time.

dirk2243 says:

Cybertron Beastiality

Xephon0930 says:

Me Grimlock says what happens in Space Vegas,stays in Space Vegas.

Pyroprime says:

Optimus:Can you plz take off your helmet I cant tell if your making faces under that thing!

Pyroprime says:

Me Grimlock says Who the hell you looking at?!

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Grimlock's Secret Ability: The Ghost Rider "Pendant Stare"

data81 says:

ME, GRIMLOCK...POWER TOP!

willywoo99 says:

Hey, does my breath smell bad?

Takanuva says:

"Is this the part where we kiss?"

Jason.Zellman666 says:

"Grimlock, will you PLEASE let me lead? And stop trying to dip me!"

mrhellboy218 says:

let Grimlock hug you

KingEmperor says:

Tell Wheeljack that me Grimlock will NEVER HAVE FEATHERS!!!

Heckfire says:

Nnnnooooo, Prime...Furman like me, GRIMLOCK, best!

Ladiesman187 says:

I optimus prime here by declare today cybertronian gay marriage day ! Now sodomize me grimlock!

Ladiesman187 says:

Me grim lock < I beat the pussy
up
up
up I beat the pussy up
up
up !

skyraven323 says:

Grimlock tickle Optimus

Quarnz says:

I just fight you,
you loose badly
Me Grimlock king
Me lead, Maybe?

Nephlye says:

Grimlock: "I'm goin to Fuck out your optics!"

snavej says:

Bright as they were, they never did achieve combination, only embarrassment.

RodimalToyota says:

Grimlock give prime Breast Exam, Grimlock hate cancer! Next Grimlock give prime prostate check!

Ironhide516 says:

Me Grimlock want my money, and me want it now!

Marcus Rush says:

The original inspiration for Prometheus and its successors

Ironclaw says:

Kiss me, Hardy.

Ratbat says:

You the GENUINE ARTICLE, Optimus Prime--NOT one of Michael Bay's computer-generated ripoffs!

reluttr says:

Me grimlock love you long time!

Road Turtle says:

Grimlock gets up in Prime's grill... literally.

Zeedust says:

"Me Grimlock GREAT dentist! Not me Grimlock's fault you no have mouth!"

Gundamu says:

"Me Grimlock wish me knew how to quit you!"

WolfSpider1979 says:

Grimlock: What you mean we out of pizza rolls?! ME GRIMLOCK DEMAND PIZZA ROLLS!

Road Turtle says:

Grimlock, "Is you LADY-MAN 217 ?!"
Optimus, "WHAT? I don't know what you're talking about!"
Grimlock, "Is You Lady-Man 217 ?!"
Optimus, "I'm Not A Lady!"
Grimlock, "Were Ebay 21153 ?! Where Glasses !?"
Optimus, "WHEELJACK!!!"

Ryuki says:

optimus ( in flinstones voice) : get away from me, dino !!

BeastProwl says:

"Yup, Spike's trapped in there pretty good. Tell Grimlock how again this happen?"

grmlock13 says:

Me, Grimlock, gonna kiss you now.

snavej says:

Me insulted! Me not too conspicuous for 1980s!

paul053 says:

Grimlock, wait, I didn't steal your tail.

snavej says:

You've invaded my personal space too often, Grimlock. Now I'll head-butt you back to Cybertron!

snavej says:

Together, they made history as 'Truckasaurus'.

snavej says:

Is that your tail?

snavej says:

Me wild animal and me want to get close to you!

snavej says:

Now cough!

SuperDaveOfCybertron says:

GIMLOCK: Me, Grimlock, have a twin?
Why, Optimus eat Grimlock twin?
Have No Fear Twin, Me, Grimlock will free you!

OPTIMUS: No Grimlock, Thats your reflection!

Mindmaster says:

Me Grimlock say that this is... uncomfortable.

Trikeboy says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRIME DIE AGAIN!!!!!! Me Grimlock can't take this again.

Ryuki says:

Grimlock: stop, Optimus !, Me might be a T-Rex but me no Beast Wars Megatron & Optimus was no Optimus Primal !!

Optimus: I know, but after I got those bad dreams 4 million years ago, I'm so upset that I just feeling to kick some metal T-Rex ass nearby

Ryuki says:

Optimus Prime(dying) :(COUGH)... here Grimlock, take the matrix... now, arise Grimlockimus Prime !!

Grimlock: Me got the touch, ME GOT THE POWER, YEAAAAHHHHH !!!

MagnusLabel says:

Please, Optimus, DON'T BE RAPED BY DINOSAURS!

Twitchythe3rd says:

Optimus and Grimlock audition for Dancing with the Stars.

Powermaster Jazz says:

Me Grimlock heal you....with the power of.....JEEEEESUS!!

JetOptimus23 says:

Arcee say me Grimlock's breath smell funny...what you think?

Henry921 says:

Megatron: Crazy dinosaur guy in round 6, KO
Soundwave: Odds of Prime victory 18-1.
Megatron: Make that round 4.

dabattousai says:

You and me Grimlock, we're nothing but robots, so lets do it like they do it on the Cybertronian Channel~ Transform Now

njb902 says:

you prime tell me grimlock if me grimlock have hale eh toes itch!

Marcus Rush says:

Of course Me, Grimlock medic. Me Medicated right now... want me to Medicate you to?

necr0blivion says:

Me, Powermaster Grimlock!

popo5 says:

Time for the ballroom dance. Will they win "Dancing With The Robots"?

rpetras says:

You Grimlock need to lay off the Funions!