Ratchet stands in front of Optimus

Vapor-03 says:

Ratchet, in a singing voice: Stop! IN the name of...

Optimus Prime: Love!

Ratchet: Ah, you got it, man! You cool. You may now pass.

trailbreaker says:

G1 Masterpiece Prime is big !

digigirl411 says:

Optimus Prime I thought I told you to stay back at the Autobot headquarters. Its doctors orders!

LoEM_1942 says:

Ratchet: So a Mazda walks into a bar-
Optimus: That's enough, stop right there.
Ratchet: But it's the best one yet.
Optimus: We need to get moving Ratchet.
Ratchet: What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?
Optimus: RATCHET!

Rainmaker says:

Ratchet: Now, Prime. First things first, were do you keep your trailer?

Crashcomet says:

R: Prime. Prime. Prime, my face is up here.

Zeedust says:

"Slag it, Prime, I'm a doctor, not a traffic cop!"

bringo says:

You can't just say stop and expect me to stop.
You did though....

bringo says:

Ratchet, you don't understand this human game of "Chicken" do you?

Michael9R says:

Mr. driver show of your papers

Roadshadow says:

Optimus Prime: Get out of the DAMN WAY! I'm trying to get to Burger King.

DarkDranzer says:

R: Halt!! Yeah, like I forgot the time that you ran over a few innocent bystanders at Autobot City!!

OP: What!? They were Decepticons and they were the bad guys, and anyways how would you know? I thought you were dead when that happened!!

R: ...I go

Garurublue says:

"Can you see me now?!"

King Slick says:

Rachet: ...and about those unpaid parking tickets, they are not going to pay themseleves! That and the cost of energon production...and that also brings up the damage caused to the town of...
Optimus: WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!
Rachet: That&#03

Towline says:

Jim Bob I can't let you drive that truck. Megatron will think you're Optimus Prime and blow you to smitherenes.

Warhead says:

optimus-HIT AND RUN!!!!

galvanostril says:

a hystorical photograph taken in iacon square.

Zeedust says:

Since Scourge's "End of Evangelion" routine was such a big hit with the Coaption Contest audience, Ratchet tries to appeal to the anime fans in the crowd by recreating a scene from episode 4 of Komugi, with a littl help from Optimus. Too l

Marv says:

Ratchet only noticed his mistake when Prime suddenly tapped him on the shoulder and asked him why the heck he'd been talking to a perfectly ordinary truck for fourty-five minutes straight.

juggaloG says:

O: Get outta the way, Ratchet! I got some Decepticons to fight!
R: No way, Prime! I haven't medically cleared you to fight yet! The only way you're fighting the Decepticreeps today is over my dead body!
(Runs over Ratchet)
*CRUNCH!*
O: Alrig

Demona says:

why is it that all these g1 guys seem to grow or shrink whenever they transform?

Zeedust says:

Ratchet: "It's not looking good, Prime. I don't think your trailer's coming back."

Prime: "You're a DOCTOR, slag it! Do something!"

Ratchet: "There's nothing I can do... I'm sorry."

Magnus says:

Ratchet: No one may pass by me, until they answer these questions three.

Optimus Prime: Remove him.

Suzuki says:

Okay, I realize you're upset about how fat your new Energon form makes you look, but you can't stay locked up in your G1 alternate mode all day!

Zeedust says:

Ratchet: "New paint job, Magnus?"

Prime: "Yes, Ratchet, I know Ultra Magnus and I both have the same cab in vehicle mode. YOu know what else we have in common? WE'RE BOTH SICK OF PEOPLE BEING SNARKY ABOUT IT!&q

Shadow Fox says:

Ratchet- I don't see how your plan works optimus? You run me over then what...?

Optimus- Hehe..annoying bitch..

Ratchet- what was that optimus?

Optimus- Oh..nothing..nothing just trust me, this will help us defeat the decepticons..trruus

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: THIS is a nice Earth artifact! An old 18-wheeler! Let's have a look-see here... Prime: It's ME, Ratchet, your boss...Optimus Prime! Rachet: Sorry, boss!

Anonymous says:

...and then I looked him square in the optical receptor and says "sorry about that, sport, but I didn't realize you had dual exhaust" get it Prime?...dual exhaust?".

Anonymous says:

Get off the road, Ratchet. I don't want another story of you having sex with Cathy Lee Gifford again.

Anonymous says:

ratchet will you move so i dont crash into you, AGAIN!

Spitfire says:

Ratchet: Oh no you don't! You're grounded!!! Now get back to the Ark pronto before I strip your wheels and lock you in car mode! Prime: But I wanna go fight the Decepticons!

Anonymous says:

I'm sorry, sir, but this path is blocked off due to reconstructive repairs. The detour is this way.

deezel2003 says:

i can't let you drive optimus, you've had too much to drink

thexfile says:

Ratchet: hey prime pul my finger...

Optimus : if you do'nt get out of the way i'll give you the finger Ratchet...

Ratchet : ha ha you stopt anyhow ha ha

Optimus : we must stop him telling yokes.. tsss

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Please, stop. Dont kill me.

Zu Darkness says:

Racket: I'm sorry but your taillight is out that'll be a $50.00 fine. Prime: $50.00 fine my a--. Transfors and beats the hell out of Ractchet

Rhys says:

Liscense, Registration and Insurance certificate please Mr. Prime.

Anonymous says:

STOP!!!!

Anonymous says:

there you go prime all nice and clean

Anonymous says:

op: can I pass becuase I have a load to carry!
rachet:n-o-NO!

Anonymous says:

rachet:stop right there!
optimus:what did I do now? rachet:you were about to hit me!

Anonymous says:

Okay, Prime. This is how we do it. I will jump from the mountain and then you will hit me as hard as you can.

Anonymous says:

optimus prime auditions for "Dule"

Zu Darkness says:

Rachat gets runover by Optiums Prime for declaring leadership over the autobats

Serino 2: Sorry Prime you must duel me to pass

Anonymous says:

Ratchet:"None shall pass!"
Prime:"Crap, he's been watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail again."

Shadow says:

Optimus: But I don't see a toll booth. Do I really need to pay five bucks?

Anonymous says:

from Diana Ross and the Supremes "Stop in the name of Love"

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Stop for a minute, antz're comin' through.

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: "Prime, I don't think you'll pass the State inspection." You have a headlight out."

Anonymous says:

"Okay okay! I'll get you the Energon. Just don't run me over."

Anonymous says:

Prime... just how many licks DOES is take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

PlasmaRadio says:

Ratchet: "Gee, I never noticed you had an all leather interior."

PlasmaRadio says:

Ratchet: "For the last time, JUST TELL ME WHERE YOUR TRAILER GOES WHEN YOU TRANSFORM!"

Broadside says:

Can i see your license sir?

Anonymous says:

rachet:optimus! slow down!

Anonymous says:

Do i look fat in this?

slizerpro says:

Op(driving at 20 mph)- Get outa the way! Move, Move, Move!
Ratchet-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Fill it up with Premium, and try to get the bugs off the windows.

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Excuse me, but I need to see your Licence, Registration, and Proof of Insurance.

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Ratchet!!! This is not a cross walk!!!!

Shadowen says:

The original dialgoue was as follows:

RATCHET: ...and that's why the French don't wash. OP: Ohhhh...

frank says:

"Ratchet, waddya mean I left my trailer back at Headquarters ??"

Anonymous says:

Optimus, don't be alarmed,but you just ran over a kid!

USAF Prime says:

*Ratchet* I can't take it anymore!! Goodbye cruel world!! *Optimus* You watched Armada again didn't you?

Anonymous says:

Optimus: "Nice rack."

Anonymous says:

op- ratchet will you sop writing "wash me" on my windows?

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Hey Ratchet, have you seen Daniel or Spike anywhere? Ratchet: Oh, he was standing right in front of--uh oh.

Anonymous says:

OP: Hey Brittany Spears where's Justin? Ha ha ha!
R: I'd kill you but the ratings drop every show your not in.
OP: You Know, one punch of the gas pedal and you'll be flat.
R: Then give your best shot!! Please!!

Anonymous says:

If ya don't get outta da the way, I'm gonna hafta run ya down. Really...I'm serious...I'll do it...don't push me...oh, never mind, here's the five bucks.

Anonymous says:

OP: But Ratchet, I mean it. I'm really Optimus Prime. R: Yeah, yeah. you and every other tractor trailer around here. Now scram, pal, before I call out the cavalry.

Anonymous says:

"Sorry Prime. Your 500,000 mileage has expired and I can't let you go any further."

Anonymous says:

Aww comon optimus let me drive we have been lost for 7 hours because of your lousy directions!!!!!

Unknown says:

Ratchet: How many fingers am I holding up?

Glen says:

R: Sure, you're over 21! Let's see some ID?

RandomFerret says:

"Prime, answer me! I know it's you! Aargh, you get like this whenever anybody needs money. I need that breast reduction surgery!

Anonymous says:

Hey prime, both me and Ironhide wanted human bodys because we didn't like our toy designs!

RodimusPrime says:

Ratchet:"Does pappa like what he sees?" Prime:"Yes I do belive he does"

Anonymous says:

Optimus "Ratchet do these head lights make my tailgate look big"

Anonymous says:

Prime:"Autobots! Transform and Rollout! Rollout! Rollout! Rollout! Rollout! Rollout! Now ware'd u git dem platnum neklis wit dem dimondz in it!?!...."
Ratchet:"Prime, I lost the straw drawing contest to chose who&#

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: "Excuse me Prime. Are those PEP Boys your wearing?" Optimus Prime: "Why, yes it is Ratchet." Ratchet: "I knew it!"

Anonymous says:

Look Ratchet, Ive been animated totaly out of proportion again! ...unless uve been made to look smaller..yes that must be it. Now get in and stop whining we are not stopping at Dennys

Galvatron says:

Ratchet: Sorry, Prime, It's still five bucks to get through, even if you are the Autobot Leader.

Prime: I'm sooo..gonna kick your ass.

Firefly says:

50 POINTS!

Anonymous says:

(Prime thinking Ratchet's a hooker) "How much do you charge love?"

Dynamus Prime says:

Ratchet: Fifteen dollars, little man. Put that @%*) in my hand. Optimus (think): Damn, rap sucks.

Anonymous says:

You ratchet dude, pi$$ my windows clean will ya

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: "Listen up pretty boy, I DO NOT CARE If you have the freakin' Matrix inside of you! EVERYONE pays the toll jackass, now spill you dough or for god's sake ROLL OUT!"

Anonymous says:

now roll over and play dead.

Replimus Prime says:

Ratchet: Oh, uh I'm sorry you looked like a friend of mine.

TeleTran2005 says:

Prime: Ratchet, I never noticed your hugh rack.

Anonymous says:

Where the hell is your trailer anyway?

Anonymous says:

Ratchet- now prime you know you cant suck it unless you transform

Anonymous says:

When Ratchet started talking to trucks, the other Autobots got worried...

Anonymous says:

Op:"Hurry up, Ratchet! I think a cop car is coming!"
Ratchet:"Man, I hate having to pee on the side of the road on the way home from the bar!!"

Amph says:

let me get that out your eye

Anonymous says:

Ratchet:"Hey Optimus, does this look infected?"

Anonymous says:

Ratchet:ummm optimus the speed limit is....Ow...

Dynamus Prime says:

GET THE @%#$ OUTTA MY WAY, YOU CRAZY TOURIST!!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Prime! Stop!
Prime:(running over Ratchet)Sorry Ratchet! Can`t stop! Gotta get this weed to my dealers!

Anonymous says:

Prime:...WOA!....

Anonymous says:

R:Are your windshields always that big, or are you just happy to se me?

Anonymous says:

P: WOA!Thats a big chest plate!You could compete with Alita-1 in the wet t-shirt contest.

Anonymous says:

*Splat!* Optimus: Oops! Sorry, Ratchet! Are you okay?

Sledge says:

Ratchet -- "Can I clean your windshield, mister?"

Windcharger says:

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

Anonymous says:

BUT PRIME!! LISTEN RATCHET! We dont have enough energon to keep banging these chicks all night, I want you to make a special run to Autobotbase here on Earth...

Anonymous says:

Hitchiking Rule Number 47: Never attempt to use your big metal breast to slow an on coming truck..."

Anonymous says:

Good idea: hitchhiking
Bad idea: hitchhike while standing in the direct path of the vheicle.

Anonymous says:

Prime: "What? Oh! I thought you said go TRUCK yourself..."

Anonymous says:

alright alright....how much have u had to drink?....heres the breathalizer

Anonymous says:

Hell with it prime! I just decided to RE-ISSUE you instead of putting you together with scrap parts....PRETTY SMART EH ?

Anonymous says:

greetings optimus,
lookin good today. let me guess new paintjob?

Anonymous says:

Does this windshield make me look fat?

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Stop looking at my chest, perv.

Anonymous says:

Sorry Prime, but you are underaged to enter this club.

Anonymous says:

Prime: Caught you red-handed!
Ratchet: But wait till you see what collor I painted your cab. hehehehehe."
Prime: It was red to begin with, ASS!

Jeremy says:

rachet: no offence but u look kind dumb like this veiw of a truck

Anonymous says:

Hey..eyes UP mister.

Jonathan says:

Ra: "Common Prime, everyone on the team needs their anual enema." OP: "I am NOT Transforming!"

Maxi-con says:

Say man, can you spare a quarter

ToXmAn says:

They went that Way !!!!!

Anonymous says:

PRIME:PRIME!!!!! RATCHET SHH QUIET DUDE.

Anonymous says:

Hmmm.... no, I cant remember seeing your trailer lately Prime.

Anonymous says:

Rachet: Carley?! Spike!? no humping in Prime!!

Anonymous says:

Most of the time I prefer the other person on their knees for this, but this could be intresting

Maximus Prime says:

How fast were you going?

Maximus Prime says:

How much were you going?

Rodimus Primal says:

Ratchet: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Anonymous says:

Prime: Ratchet, I need you to fix my brakes...(SPLAT)

Anonymous says:

I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for an energon cube today (think Whimpy)

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Now this is a stick up! Prime: Stick this up, your rear! *runs him over*

Dj Flash says:

Ratchet: Alright liscence and Registration Prime. Prime:Awww come on...

Dj Flash says:

Alright Liscence and Registration Prime:Awww come on...

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Move it Ratchet!

Anonymous says:

Prime: Where is Spike? Ratchet: I could swear he was right here a minute ago...

Anonymous says:

"Also meine Freunden Transformiert euch und...
Hey! Prime, We are not on the Germans Network anymore...

Anonymous says:

"IT IS I PRIME!"

Anonymous says:

Remember the times that we used to sneak out of the class Prime? Sure I remember, why that must be about 21.345.678 millions years ago, but I remember it like it were yesterday!

Anonymous says:

Now how many fingers do you see Prime? 6!
That one does not count as a finger Prime...

Anonymous says:

Prime! What is it Ratchet? I acccidently swopped the Matrix for a potato, Optimus.

Anonymous says:

RATCHET: "Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me
Prime: STFU!!!

Anonymous says:

Sorry Prime, but you were not casted by a long shot for The Fast and The Furious.

Anonymous says:

I find it very corcerning Prime, I have made this for you... I call it Viagra.

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: "Pass the courvoisier".

Warpath says:

Ratchet: I´m telling you Prime, I won´t let you go any further till I get my rase.
Optimus: Rase this you fool (runs him over

Anonymous says:

Optimus: DAMMIT RATCHET! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

Anonymous says:

Rachet: ya know me and this hot bot are going out to night. Optimus: Shutup you wasting valuble tv time just like that RID cartoon when they transform

matrix_primus says:

Ratchet: did you know our G1 toys are coming back? Optimus: cool.

Slappyfrog says:

Ratchet resort to squegeeing for money after blowing his cash on a Craftman tool.

Anonymous says:

optimus: Uhh, Ratchet?
Ratchet: Yeah Prime? Optimus: your zipper....

Kevinus Prime says:

Like, where the hell DOES your trailer go when you transform, anyway???

Chris says:

Optimus..i took up crossdressing..does this bra bring out my chest?

Meister says:

Ratchet, Prime Jazz is careful whit your sister. They is only on a drug party.

davewelttf says:

Ratchet:...So then I said to so and so...ramble ramble...
Optimus:ZZzzzz...

Anonymous says:

To pass me you must answer these questions three

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Whoah, check out the headlights on that one.

Soundwave says:

Heeeeeey Optimus. Do my t!ts look big in this?

Blast Cannon says:

Ratchet: I am the invincible Black Knight *Prime runs him over and carries on* Ratchet: Damn

Anonymous says:

"Wash your windows for an energon cube."

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Ratchet, Will you please get the hell out of the way?

Shermtron says:

Rachet:Prime would you please run over me

Dynamus Prime says:

Ratchet: Did I mention my favorite color is blue?

Dynamus Prime says:

Optimus: You stopped me just so you could say your favorite color is BLUE?!

Royal says:

Damn it Ratchet hurry up! I need to transform! These wheels are killing me.
Ratchet: Baby

Anonymous says:

Optimus! I just got word that your Powermaster Process is almost complete! :)

Soundblaster says:

You know, while your down there, I could use a lube job.

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: You Put Your Right Arm In, You Put Your Right Arm Out, In, Out, In, Out And Shake It All About!

Anonymous says:

RATCHET: Dammit Jim, I ordered you to stay at sickbay! OPTIMUS PRIME: STAR TREK THIS!(He runs over him)

FortMax says:

Ratchet: If we are not lost...THEN WHERE THE HELL IS THE ROAD Optimus:oops

optimuslives says:

All right, you can diverge off to the right to the detour road

Anonymous says:

"and if you drink your energon like a good bot, then one day you too will grow into a big stronge Autobot"

Gameovermus Prime says:

Ratchet: Do you know how fast you were goin?

Prowl says:

None shall pass unless you can answer me these questions three...

Anonymous says:

Alright slow down...stop...stop..Stop!..STOOOOOOP!!

Pokejedservo says:

Ratchet: These bridge trolls get weirder and weirder...

Anonymous says:

Would you please MOVE!

Anonymous says:

Rachet:There is a fly on ur window!! Optimus:So?

BZArcher says:

Hey, baby. You come here often?