The Ultimate Caption Contest
Spike stands in front of Huffer
72 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
trailbreaker says:
After Huffer was injured hauling Prime’s cab, Spike checked him for a hernia.
BG the Robit says:
H: They used my color scheme for WHO on Rescue Bots?!
S: At least they didn't use the orange.
H: I refuse to look at you any longer.
Rainmaker says:
Huffer: Hey Spike, I was on Teletran One and it came up with something about p-
Spike: Don't wanna hear it.
Lboogie609 says:
(As Spike inconspicuously farts...) "Ewww, Alright who did it?? It smells like the inside of one of Optimus's old camshafts mixed with rotten cervos up in here...'"
omegasupreme69 says:
i swear one more joke about my name being huffer... ok whos laughing back there
Swoopscream says:
Okay. Nobody's looking. Now open your mouth and close your eyes and in will come a BIG surprise!
VioMeTriX says:
ok what port did you want me to open, and what hose are you talking about?
Evil Eye says:
Oops...Maybe I mistook the X-men DVD with another film starting with X...Heh heh...
Menasor75 says:
Today on CHEATERS: Unknown to most, Huffer's real name is HUMMER, based on the secret encounter between Spike and the bot known to most as Huffer. To this very day, Bumblebee has never forgiven Spike for this act of betrayal.
wardawnapocolypse says:
"Man, I'm bout ta punch that Michelin man. He keeps coming in here trying to sell tires..."
Unknown says:
*Huffer whistling*... Can't hear you, Spike *Huffer whistles some more* la la la lala la...
Bumblevivisector says:
SPIKE: I just noticed that in profile, you look a LOT like that "Driller" guy on Thundercats!
HUFFER: What?! You mean Floro Dery could've ripped off the Thundertank for my alt mode, but did THIS instead? Where the #*@% is he!?!
MightyMagnus78 says:
Spike: Huffer! Stop ignoring me and give Elton back his sunglasses!
MightyMagnus78 says:
Spike: Have you seen my big, yellow, shinny helmet recently?
Huffer: I'm just gonna go over there.
MightyMagnus78 says:
Huffer: Spike I told you not to put my chest plate on a boil-wash and now the colour's run!
OptiMagnus says:
Autobots: Wow! Look at that!
Huffer: (turns head) Holy slag! Everything's orange!
snavej says:
Huffer: How's the beige look working?
Spike: Fine. I might get brown trousers to match.
Huffer: They'll be useful on scary missions.
snavej says:
Huffer: No more purple helmet jokes, unless you want to have an unfortunate accident.
snavej says:
Spike: Dad and I have helped you Autobots a lot lately. Now it's time to return the favour. I want my crib super-pimped; no, ultra-pimped, with extra pimping on the side.
Huffer: Well, what with the war and everything, I'm very busy. I might be able
snavej says:
Spike: I lived up to my name and spiked your energon with disco fever!
Huffer: So that's why Prowl is shimmering and slowly melting!
snavej says:
Spike: What's going on over there?
Huffer: Well, Megan just kicked Michael in the balls and walked off.
Spike: [gasps]
Huffer: Who's Hitler, by the way?
snavej says:
Spike: Where did Cybertron's two moons come from?
Huffer: Erm, how shall I put this? When a Unicron and a Cybertron love each other very much...
snavej says:
Huffer: Here comes the boss; look busy!
Spike: Where's my yellow hard hat? I need to look my best!
snavej says:
Huffer: Will someone hurry up and invent eBay?! I need more Cabbage Patch Kids for my collection!
Spike: So, you're still not right after the Dinobots attacked you last week?
snavej says:
Spike: Orange and purple, man, why?
Huffer: I'm an engineer, not a fashionista.
snavej says:
Have you seen some of the wackos who post in this section? They think it's a caption competition but no one wins anything, yet they keep coming up with mad stuff. And they call me 'Huffer'!
snavej says:
After living up to his name and huffing various chemicals, Huffer's pupils were totally dilated.
gantzrunner says:
Huffer whispering: Quickly Spike, while nobody's looking...tighten my lugnutz...
spiderbob007 says:
What was that noise over there!? Darn it! I have no peripheral vision. There it is again!
deaduniverse says:
H: Damn, Prime's trailer was heavy, I could have swore my shoulders were higher. S: No, you always looked like a bad mold of G1 Ironhide and Ratchet
Ryuki says:
Spike: OK, who is hiding my favorite hardhelmet ?!
Huffer (whistling) : I don't know what you're talking about ... ?
Ryuki says:
spike : "hey Huffer, I need a ride to taking Carly shopping in midtown. I want to ask Bumblebee again but he said he suddenly got an urgent mission, so I want to know can you give me a ride, please ?? "
Huffer (thinking to himself): ("ignore him, keep
Road Turtle says:
Spike,"So why are you called 'Huffer'?...and what's up with all those spray paint cans and trash bags?"
Huffer,"Well...Ugh...You want some?"
Spike,"Uh-YeAH!"
Road Turtle says:
Spike, "Hey man...you got the Stuff?"
Huffer,"What? Here?...You got the Cash?"
MarkNL says:
Huffer: O-oh, did I hear Prime calling me? I g-got to go, see ya.
Spike: HEY! We're not done yet!
Zetatron says:
Huffer: We got bugs! Hey, somebody get me a can of Raid!
Spike: Huffer, it's me, Spike!
Huffer: Still waiting on that Raid here!
phase says:
Spike: Come on Huffer, take it off!
Huffer: Sh*t, it's the cops!
Cops: You're under arrest for corrupting a minor!
Ryuki says:
Spike: Huffer, your hands articulation sucks!! Huffer: huh?!, who just said that ?? Spike: see ?!, even your neck articulation sucks as much... You can't even look down at me !!
Shadowstream says:
S: What exactly am I looking at here, Huffer?
H: N-nothing, nothing at all!
S: That's what bothers me...
Road Turtle says:
Spike, "Teletran mentioned something about a 'Dion'. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know who Teletran's talking about?"
Huffer,"Dion...now that's a name I haven't heard in along time..."
Mindmaster says:
"I'm your biggest fan! I'll polish your crotch plate and everything..."
"Security!"
JaffleMaker says:
The awkward moment when a human admires their reflection on your crotch plate.
DragonPrime120 says:
I'll Keep Watch, Just Make sur you get it out. It's been in there for a month, that's why i'm always squatting.
USDA Prime says:
I told you they would run out of good caption pictures, but would they listen to me? Oh no!
