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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Starscream running toward island

Starscream running toward island
312 comments
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312 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Starscream Incarnate says:

Starscream: I have finally made it to femme seeker island!!! Nothing can stop me now from starting my hare... *looks over into the horizon* WINDBLADE!!! *runs into island*

May 3, 2023

trailbreaker says:

I’m naked !!!!

Jul 17, 2018

Bennington1234 says:

Starscream:Oh slag! I just caught Megatron watching Winx Club!
Megatron:(chasing Starscream.)I'll crush you WITH MY BARE HANDS FOR INTERUPTING MY SHOW!

May 16, 2017

TheBritishFan says:

Get off my lawn you young hooligans!

Jul 30, 2016

Rainmaker says:

...and thus, Starscream began his search for his other null ray

May 29, 2016

BG the Robit says:

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
1 second later, he trips and gets a mouthful of sand,

May 12, 2016

Ravage XK says:

I have to press the button, where is that hatch?

Apr 4, 2016

Frenchhorngirl says:

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THE MY LITTLE PONY PONIES ARE COMING, THE MY LITTLE PONY PONIES ARE COMING, ALONG WITH ZOMBIES, PIRATES, NINJAS, CHEERLEADERS, SITH, KNIGHTS, WIZARDS, TIME LORDS, PEACEKEEPERS, JOCKS, PRESCHOOLERS, DINOSAURS, ELEPHANTS, HEFFALUMPS,

Nov 27, 2013

Zeedust says:

He was stranded on the island for three weeks before he remembered he could fly.

Aug 18, 2012

Chrisby says:

LIFEGUARD! Brawl is drowning!

May 21, 2012

rangervieve says:

"FREEDOM!!!!!"

Mar 24, 2012

Towline says:

Decepticons run, there is a shark in the water!

Feb 15, 2012

Crashcomet says:

SAAAAAND!
or
hahahahahahlookatmeihavepretylittlewingshahahahahaha

Dec 28, 2011

Heckfire says:

"It's rainin' men...hallelujah, it's rainin' meeenn..."

Dec 16, 2011

Starazor says:

Of all the Seekers, he's the only one who runs like a femme.

Aug 23, 2006

Autobot bubbs says:

* and thus, starscreams ill fated invasion of Fantasy Island begins.*

Aug 1, 2006

shockwave_inoz says:

TAXIIIII!!

Aug 26, 2005

Roadshadow says:

SS: WILSON! WILSON! I'm on the shore! And I'm STREAKING!
Wilson (the ball): Freak...

Jul 15, 2005

destroyer says:

"MUMMY MUMMY I WAT MY MUMMY"

Apr 10, 2005

Decepticon Commander says:

(Starscream impersonating Gilligan) SKIPPER!!

Apr 2, 2005

Masterpiece Prowl says:

WOO HOO! IT'S SPRING BREAK!

Mar 21, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

Teenage Starscream: YEAH!! WHOO HOO!! LONG LIVE SUMMER!! SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER!! WHOO HOO!! HEY BABE! SHOW US YER *censored*!!!

Mar 9, 2005

ShYnE says:

......Here, on Gilligan's Isssssssssssssle!!!!!

Mar 4, 2005

Screambug says:

Whoo! First vacation in a million years!

Jan 27, 2005

Zeedust says:

It was only supposed to be a three-hour mission...

Dec 8, 2004

Windracer says:

Megatron in a SPEEDO! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Sep 7, 2004

Alphatron says:

This week on Survivor: Transformers; the Decpeticon Starscream goes frenzy when he catches Arcee with Thundercracker and SkyWarp.

Sep 6, 2004

p3rc3pt0r says:

I hate nudists; get me off this beach!!!

Aug 20, 2004

Demona says:

*turning around* (english accent) that's the second time ive watched that man fly away in my ship. 0__0 ooh yay rum.

Aug 15, 2004

Demona says:

LAAAAAAND HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Aug 15, 2004

bluemoon says:

AHHHHHHHHHH SPIDER'S SPIDERS GET EM OFF ME GET EM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megatron-Their rubber ya dolt!!!!!!!

Apr 11, 2004

NightMare says:

Damn burritos runni right through me...aw damn wheres the bathroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 4, 2004

Anonymous says:

Starscream: *streaking* WHOO-HOO!

Megatron: Starscream is a woman?!?!

Shockwave: yeah, shocked the hell out of me two...

Jan 25, 2004

President Optimus Prime says:

Only the Decepticons could put on a Transformer reality show, they're so vulgar.

Jan 21, 2004

Optimus Prime, Jr. says:

I-I'll be safe here 'til Megatron forgets that Nightcruz stunned me during that battle!

Jan 21, 2004

Erik says:

ss i say let's hop scocth megatron okay idf i win you go run if i win sasy s starscream i get control of the deceptions so strarscream cries

Jan 17, 2004

Zeedust says:

Starscream looks for a place to hide after rumors get around that he was FEMALE in the French dub of G1. Lonely and desperate decepticons (and a few Autobots) manage to find him/her(?) anyways.

Jan 8, 2004

Anonymous says:

I'm the king of the world.... well I know its just a desert Island, but still its a beginning, uh?

Jan 8, 2004

chaoticmegatron says:

After braving the sea filled with rabid Sharks, Starscream decides that being a contestant on Survivor is not a good way to catch Megatron's attention...

Jan 3, 2004

Rainbow Starscream says:

Starscream: Megatron! Please help me! Get Sideways and Thrust away from me! Who named those guys anyway?

Jan 2, 2004

Anonymous says:

Starscream: I AM THE SURVIVOR!!!!

Nov 24, 2003

Unknown says:

I better hurry before I barf

Nov 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

With Megatron voted off the island, I can wear whatever color speedos I want!!!!

Nov 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

WIIILLLSSSOOONNN!

Nov 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

*Starscream is running away from water* AHHHHHH!!!!
*random bystander* He's even girlier than that Megatron dude...

Nov 7, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

(Theme from fame plays in background) Starscream- Ya I wanna be a dancer, forget being a warrior.

Nov 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hay you kids!!! Bring back my other Nul-ray!!!!

Nov 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

Please Magatron wait ! Stop ! Please I promise I'll never try to take over the 'cons agean,JUST dont make me watch Armada!!!

Nov 5, 2003

Longshot says:

Cobra!!! Uh I mean retreat!!!

Oct 27, 2003

Guyver3 says:

(Britney Spears music in the background) starscream: Oops I did it again. lazerbeak in a hidden area: Oh boy, wait until the guys at HQ get a load of this!

Oct 22, 2003

Jettron says:

GIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey don't give megatron all the attention fans. I'm here too...aw dam it!

Oct 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Come back guys! my hula dancings not that bad!

Oct 12, 2003

Deceptiman says:

Starscream:I Found the road runner! Im Chasing It! Road runner: Beep Beep! *sticks tounge out* Starscream: Why You Little! Just wait until i catch you!

Oct 7, 2003

matt says:

Starscream, free from the comic decided to create his own TV show.

Oct 4, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

At last they finally made the revised Comics of Transformers from DW. Time to buy a copy

Sep 29, 2003

Asheron says:

AAAAH ! WATER ! ! !
IIEEEK !

Sep 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

At last! I'm away from Megatron!

Sep 27, 2003

Deceptiman says:

Starscream: Yay! Pretty Girls And Shade! *trips On Rock* Oof!

Sep 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

has headphones on and is listen to "Play that funky music white boy" that why he is dancing

Sep 12, 2003

jpc7030 says:

Keep off the grass you darn kids!!!

Sep 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

WHERES THE KLEENEX!!!????

Sep 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

WOOHOO! I knew I'd make it to be the last person on Survivor!! HAH! Try and Vote ME off will they?

Sep 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

starscream: TEMPTATION ISLAND HERE I COME!!!

Sep 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream: I heard that this island is just full of female transformers... *runs*

Aug 31, 2003

joseph says:

aaaaaaa GET ME AWAY from that fart!

Aug 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream: YESS!! Now nobody will find out I'm gay! Now where did I put my nail-polish?

Aug 20, 2003

FortMax says:

WE'RE GOIN' STREAKIN'!!!

Aug 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

starscream found out he has to play the plane that crashes in CASTAWAY.

Aug 17, 2003

omega icecream says:

stick 'em up or else i'll blow you're brains out!

Aug 17, 2003

Arkhaon says:

starscream: finally vacation!!!
now hope theres a megatron on this island who i can try to overthrow

Aug 16, 2003

omega icecream says:

HELP! HELP ME! I HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELP!

Aug 14, 2003

omega icecream says:

i forgot i do not have a joke.

Aug 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

hi i am a 11 year old.oh yeah i have a joke for you.see next caption.

Aug 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Yip Hurray! I've landed on Richard Simmons island!"

Aug 8, 2003

Starscream says:

hey, wait for me! Ill tell megatron!

Aug 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: You think he's taking this Tai-Chi stuff a bit too far sir? Megatron: SHHH! It's finally quiet 'round here. I want to hear the ocean. Now shut up and get me some more Enerona. (Energon+Corona...crap joke)

Jul 31, 2003

Minicle says:

Starscream: YESSSS! Those anoying Fangirls will never find me here!

Jul 31, 2003

parkwood says:

Sweeeeet! Temptation island here I come!!!

Jul 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

I dont care what anyone says, Starscream is still the lamest, gayest transformer out there! I mean cmon, he succcckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Yay I don't have to be on Armada anymore!!!

Jul 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Obviously, the cast of "Gilligan's Island" were not impressed with their newest addition to the show.

Jul 24, 2003

K-nonFodder says:

Starscream" at last military victroy for the decepticons, i shall lay waste to the cubian army"

Jul 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!

Jul 21, 2003

Ricochet says:

I'm Runnin, I'm Runnin, I'm Runnin, I'M NAKED!

Jul 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

Come back, Leader! Starscream still loves you!

Jul 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

curse you, director! ill destroy the se. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

"I'm going streaking!! Whoooooo!!"

Jul 10, 2003

B-MAN says:

Sounddwave-what is he doing?
Megatron-don't look at him, it'll only encourage him.

Jul 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Shake Shake Shake. Shake Shake Shake. Shake your booty. Shake your booty.

Jul 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream trains to fight Apollo Creed ::Rocky theme music plays::

Jul 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream wins "Survivor 2005" after swimming in the buff

Jul 4, 2003

REEK-ON says:

All the naked women are on THAT island.

Jul 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Scream: Shark! Shark! *runs away*
Shark from off screen: You can run, but you can't hide from my torpedo!

Jul 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!! LET'S BOOOOOOOOOOGGGGAAAAAAAAYYY! WOOHOO! *Cyclonus* He's lost it... *Megatron* You're telling me that? I can see it with my own two optics. *Starscream pops up from a dream* *S-Scream* Oh... it was only a dre

Jul 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Burning,burnig, hot, hot, HOT!!! Slaggit,that sun!"

Jun 30, 2003

thexfile says:

her we go , her we go ,her we go ,her we go ,her we go ,her we go

Jun 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Im here where are all the Babes...last time I let megatron pick the vacation spot

Jun 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

I've found where they write "Armada" I'll blow it to Hell!

Jun 19, 2003

amaratron says:

Starscream sees the new display of belts at Filene's Basement.

Jun 19, 2003

DestronPride says:

Starscream: Super dude extraordinaire, freakazoid, freakazoid, runs around in underwear etc.

Jun 17, 2003

ice says:

Starscream: "FINALLY! I AM FFFFFRRRREEEEE OF MEGATRON! STUPID ASS FAULTY PIECE OF S-... err.. M-megatron!"
*Megatron glares.*

Megatron: "Faulty piece of what, Starscream?"

Jun 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

*Ouch*, this sand is *Ouch* hot!!!

Jun 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream:"You mean old trees! I aint afraid of you!"

Jun 12, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Starscream celebraiting after reciving the Oscar for Best suporting actor in an anime. He beat Soundwave, Cyclouns and Jazz

Jun 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Photographic proof that Starscream auditioned for the movie "10"

Jun 10, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Starscream joins the cas of Gilligan's Island I'll get you Gilligan...you too skipper

Jun 5, 2003

OmnisValidus says:

Urggggh I've got sand in my shoe.

Jun 5, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

'First Bot to carry the Olympic Torch...through the Atlantic Ocean.'

Jun 5, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

SS: I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU LITTLE BUDDY!!!

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

This is it! I'M HERE! HAWAII'S NUDE BEACHES! WOO-HOO!

Jun 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

I touch j-lo ass

Jun 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

"tarsan wait im coming!"
Tarzan: "Jane got bigger!!"

Jun 2, 2003

bob says:

Ginger? Mary Ann? Ginger? Mary Ann?....Mrs. Howe. YOWSER!

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

LAND HO

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

We're takin this baby TO DA MOOOOON!

May 27, 2003

Chrono says:

Up, Up and let's go!!!

May 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

i got primes phone number! i got primes phone number! weeee!

May 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream: The HIIIIIIIIILLS are ALIIIVE with the so--oh wait...*freeze* ..I'm on an island, not in the hills...Um....Okay...The IIIIIIIISLAND's ALIIVE with the soound of muuuuuusiiiiiiiiiiic....!

May 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Announcer: And the Winner of the Cybertronian Island Dash is [drum roll] Starscream

May 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

...gah! Starscream flames so much that my monitor just caught fire!

May 20, 2003

yoyo says:

too much water around me; gotta go piss

May 19, 2003

Unknown says:

o yeah o yeah i rule i rule iam on a island with no megatron and i can get my own army now!!!!!!! o yeah!!!!!!!!

May 19, 2003

Ben says:

Starscream running in victory

May 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Damn monkey ran off with my right gun!

May 17, 2003

M says:

Yeeeeeeaaaah!!! I found Monkey Island!

May 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

My foot is stuck.

May 15, 2003

Omega Supreme says:

Starscream: Freedom, horrible freedom at last, AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

May 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

EEEEEEE!!! DUDE!!! MEGATRON IN A SPEEDO!!! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Give me a D!! Give me an E!! Give me a- oh hell, this cheerleading stuff just isn't what I thought it would be...

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!!! AIIIIYYYEEEEEEE!!!!

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

I am in my happy place!!!

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Land!! At last!

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

YAY!!!! MEGATRON BANNED ME FOREVER!!!

May 13, 2003

Decepticon says:

What we "didn't" know about Starscream

May 12, 2003

BLACKBIRD says:

now they all found out i am gay,i am banned for life

May 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

SHARKTICONS!!!

May 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

Statscream: "Sanctuary!!!!!"

May 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

"That's right girls, now put those hands in the air and kick those legs up! Remember our cheer! Decepticons, Decepticons, ra, ra, ra!"

May 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

I always suspected that Starscream was a little skippy this proves it.

May 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

I've found the island where they make Armada! I'm going to blow it to Hell!

May 6, 2003

n8lessone says:

Where's my only friend Wilson?

May 6, 2003

Crashman says:

Lets Party Beach

May 5, 2003

Bruticus says:

"I have had enough! I'm going to kill Gilligan so I can get off the blasted island!"

May 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

"EEK! JELLYFISH!"

May 4, 2003

Hot Shot says:

dont look now the telletubbies are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

I'm the last person on Survivor! I'm rich! Richer than Megatron!!!

May 4, 2003

buddhaquest says:

Why are you all laughing? Shrinkage? What are you talking about?... oh... crap.

May 3, 2003

Metroplex says:

The water's
FFFFFRRRRREEEEZZZIIIINNNNGGGG CCOOOLLLLDDDD!!!!!!!

May 3, 2003

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Starscream: "Hang On Sloopy! Sloopy, Hang On!" (forms letter with arms) "O! H! I! O!"

May 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Yeeees, yeeeeaaaahhh!!!! Hey guys, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Ramjet, Thrust, Dirge, listen to this... The New York Jets are the NFL-champions of the world!!!!!!

May 3, 2003

Cyclone_X says:

NO, not the water! I will rust!

May 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Let's hit the beach!!!
Last one there buys the drinks!!!!

May 3, 2003

Rodimus Primal says:

After filming the final episode of Armada, Starscream exiles himself to a desert island, too embarassed to look TransFans in the face ever again.

May 3, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Serino one : Survivor 4 on a empty island Starscream has been voted off the island by the majority including megatron.


Serino 2: Survivor 4 Immunity Challange. All consistence must built a weapon to vend themselves from our Special guest

May 3, 2003

TeleTran2005 says:

If i start thinking happy thoughts, I'll be flying in no time!

May 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

I finally made it to hawaii! alowha you native bastards!

May 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

"I'VE FOUND IT THIS IS MY HIGHEST CALLING!!!!!!!!****FART****"

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Where the hell am I. This happens every time I go out drinking with Thrust,and Ramjet they leave me naked and wasted on some beach...ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

May 2, 2003

Bill says:

Outwit, outplay, out RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! STARSCREAM SAW THIS SHOW!

May 2, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"All these years of having to listen to "Margaritaville" I've finally found it now Jimmy Buffet face me and accept the fate of milk'n one song for eternity!!!!!!"

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Big Lobe shoots he scores the goal line is in sight."

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Yes,The Beach,now to find Leonardo Dicaprio and make him pay!"

May 2, 2003

EDIMUS PRIME says:

A little know fact Grenada was a piece of cake to take and Starscream was the reason why

May 2, 2003

TriggerHappy says:

Starscream: So, I couldnt lead androids to a picnic, Megatron?
Megatron: youd better look behind you...
Starscream. NO!! All are gone!!!

May 2, 2003

buddhaquest says:

Cold! Too COLD!!

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

*screamer yells* "I'm normal!!!"

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bond girls certainly aren't what they used to be..

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Embarassed, Starscream runs away when Arcee tells the gang he already was the world's smallest transformer...

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

(PUFF) Mister Hasselhoff! (PUFF) you dropped your TOUPEE!!!

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

I AM TELLING YOU GUYS: I CAUGHT A FISH THIS SIZE YESTERDAY IN THIS WATER!!

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream whining: "But Megatron How long must I stand on 1 foot?" Megatron: "As long as I think you deserve it."

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

I WONDER WHAT WOULD'VE KILLED HIM IN THE END: THE SHORTAGE OF ENERGON OR THE LACK OF SEX??

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

I AM STARSCREAM KING OF THE JUNGLE!!!

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

come back astro train...i promise i wont fart inside you again....dont leave me ...PLEEEAAAZE

May 2, 2003

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Cybertron's finest moment was ruined when Starscream realized Skywarp had stolen the Olympic Torch out of his hand "as a joke."

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Oh for the love of god! It's Rosanne Barr in a thong. HELP!!!!!! Megatron !! Make her put on some pants!!!!
Megatron: Hey you dope there are some miracles that even I cant perform!!

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

SS: Hey Tracks wait! Don't go!! I wasn't REALLY gonna do that.... owwwwwwww

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Transformers: Spring Break Edition! Op: Ew, Starscream! stop streaking! Starscream: Born to be freeeeeeee!!!!

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREEEEE!!!!!!!

May 2, 2003

Ravage07 says:

Eww, seaweed! Icky toes! ICKY TOES!!!

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

How can something that can fly be banished to an island?

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

That Armada Starscream is ruining my career, can't a Decepticon ever retire.

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

"They are shooting a another Girls go wild!"

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

OK, if I move my right arm here and move my leg here.... MEGATRON, HOW'S THE TV RECEPTION NOW?!?!?????

May 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Woohoooo!!! Nude Beach, Damn metal shorts won't come off!!!

May 1, 2003

Parallax says:

Whats happens when you're on a deserted island all by yourself?

Keep yourself occupied by listening to the radio!!

*Starscreams audio receptors have picked up a stray radio signal.....*

Y-M-C-A!!!! Y-M-C-A!!!!!

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Damn you! Dam you all to Hell!

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

"I did it! I killed Richard Hatch while he was fishing!"

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

HOTHOTHOTHOT! AIEEE!COLDCOLDCOLDCOLDCOLD!

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

"YAY! I nailed FLIPPER!"

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

AHHHH! Sheriff Brody! SHARKTICONS!!!!

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Mister Hasselhoff! I got my red Speedos!"

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

I am your host, Mr. O'Roarke, and welcome to Fantasy Island!!!

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Uh, oh! Is that Tom Hanks???"

May 1, 2003

Riptide says:

Starscream: I /am/ the ultimate survivor.

May 1, 2003

Riptide says:

-Eye of the tiger plays in the background- Starscream: Adriene!

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

::Quintessons observing from safe distance the screen:: "99 percent probability the Transformers finally lost interest in Cybertron" ::Quintessons cheer::

May 1, 2003

tony says:

"Land! Land!" "And welcome to yet another boring series of Survivour!" "NOOOOO!!!!! MEGATRON, ALL IS FORGIVEN!"

May 1, 2003

Maelstrom says:

I claim this land in the name of Spai....errr...Cybertron...hmmm...cannibals you say...hey, off my leg...no that's vital to me...AAIIYYYEEE!!! GET THEM AWAY! *runs*

May 1, 2003

GiGatron says:

AUTOBOTS ON HYDRO FOIL!!!!! HLEP ME MEGATRON!!!PLEASE HELP!!!!

May 1, 2003

Roadbuster says:

Starscream: "I'm SUPERMAN!" *Jumps and falls down a flight of stairs at the edge of the beach*

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream flees the water after learning that "shrinkage" can affect Transformers as well.

May 1, 2003

SlagMaker says:

After the cancellation of "Armada" Starscream was forced to act in the sequel t o "Lilo & Stitch."

May 1, 2003

SlagMaker says:

Starscream comes ashore after realizing he was on the gay cruise.

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

*Starscream flees, Baywatch music theme plays in background, chimpanzee Hasselhoff follows running in slowmotion with a rescuebuoy in hands*

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

My highheels are sand and waterproof!

May 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Okay girls, let's work both the arms and legs! Up, and down, up, and down, come on work it girls!

Apr 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Come back,Arcee, we're not done!

Apr 30, 2003

Scattershot says:

Starscream: To understand the flamingo, you must become the flamingo.

Apr 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Arcee! Come back! It was SKYWARP wearing a Speedo!

Apr 30, 2003

Firebird says:

"AHH!!!!!!! Sand Fleas! Sand Fleas!" Thundercracker: "Screamer, those are the Insecticons...."

Apr 30, 2003

Firestorm says:

Shortly after this photo was taken, Starscream was arrested and charged with habitat destruction and the killing of several baby sea turtles.

Apr 30, 2003

Phoenix says:

Starscream: Has anyone seen my other gun?

Apr 30, 2003

Phoenix says:

High tide was comming and Starscream noticed he had left his towel within the tidal zone

Apr 30, 2003

Ceptor says:

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Ehhhh, Macarena!!!!

Apr 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

After getting voted off on "Survivor," Starscream decided to take matters into his own hands.

Apr 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ss: Survivor? SURVIVOR?! I'll show you "Survivor!" Survive this! (starts shooting wildly at the contestants)

Apr 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream: AHHHHH QUICKSAND!!!!!

Apr 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

*Singing* It's fun to stay at the YMCA !!
(Not realizing that he looks so stupid by singing YMCA on his own.)

Apr 30, 2003

overdrive says:

ARGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! ARMADA IS COMING... ARMADA IS COMING...

Apr 30, 2003

Pokejedservo says:

So he is pretending to play "Dance Dance Revolution" on a desserted island? Oooooohkay...

Apr 29, 2003

TheRo-Man says:

After swiming so fast that he killed every human in the water, Starscream realized that entering himself in the IRON MAN contesest was finally the big opportunity to show Megatron that he truly IS a winner.

Apr 29, 2003

TheRo-Man says:

I'm a DECEPTICON get me out of here! Coming this month to ABC©

Apr 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

WILSON!

Apr 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

After being seen in public with J-Lo, Starscream flees the paparazzi

Apr 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

SS:Once again, I run the Club Decepticon! (Marvel TF#47)

Apr 29, 2003

PredaKing says:

Invisible voice: If your blue and you don't know where to go to. Why don't you go where fashion sits?
Starscream: Put it on The Ritz!

Apr 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

SHARK!!!

Apr 29, 2003

Phoenix says:

After rembering that he had his energon only 10 minets ago Starsceam quickly rushed out of the water untill his full hafe hour had passed

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

StarScream:YES I WILL DO THE HAPPY DANCE TO APPEASE THE GREAT AND MIGHTY PINK POTATOE OF LOVE!
Skywarp:He's stoned again

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream flees after seeing yet another crappy episode of ARMADA.

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

"NUDIST COLONY, HERE I COME !!"

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Boss, the plane,the plane! Wait, I AM the plane.

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

(As Batty:) Heyy! Where you going?

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Aww, I thought dogs weren't allowed on this beach!

Apr 28, 2003

Firestorm says:

Little did Starscream realize that the Mechannibles had already colonized the island.....

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

starscream is the winner of survivor new zeland

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Skipper! SKIPPPERRRR!!!!

Apr 28, 2003

incognito says:

Crocidile Hunter:"right, now here we see the native species of this gorgeous island doing its mating dance. I can't wait too see some shelia's show up! This is just gorgeous by cricey".

Apr 28, 2003

incognito says:

Everybody do the hola dance.

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

skywarp told starsscream there was autobot babes in the jungle

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Fed up with the reality t.v. show Survivor, Starscream decided to take matters into his own hands..........

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

*Starscream dancing to Gloria Esteban's "Conga"*

Apr 28, 2003

davewelttf says:

An evolutionary breakthrough the first decepticon rises from the sea onto land

Apr 28, 2003

Cyclonus says:

You cheated me Johnny Lingo... She worth ten cows!!! You cheated me!!!!

Apr 28, 2003

The Matrix says:

JAWS!!!

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

When I create my own army of troops--loyal only to me, of course--Megatron will regret expelling me from the Decepticons!

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Wilson, I'm Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!!!

Apr 28, 2003

Private_Random says:

Finally!!! A non-fleshin nudity beach and it's allllllllllllll to myself....yay for me!!!

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Damn that Megatron, he gave me the direction to the Island of the MALE Nymphomaniacs! AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wait for me!

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

I'm free!

Apr 28, 2003

Jade says:

Hulla girls here I come!

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream: "By inserting energon cubes containing so-called "personality components" into rusted-out hulls of WWII vehicles, they will automatically transform into state-of-the-art Combaticons. Then, we will thwart the Decepti

Apr 28, 2003

Firestorm says:

Image taken right before Starscream realized that he was in quicksand.

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

After days of floating in the sea, Starscream is excited to find Temptation Island. Now he'll wait for the new season to start

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Show me the Fembots!!!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey I thought Bo Derek was going to run towards me from the other side

Apr 27, 2003

devon says:

Give me a D! Give me an E!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

And don't come back! lousy kids!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

SS: See my invisible kite, guys? Watch it flllllly!!!!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

The castaways often wondered why the Proffesor could Build a life size, working Starscream, but could never fix the boat.

Apr 27, 2003

magnaboss says:

Starscream finally has a mental break down on the beach after realizing Waspinator was the better choice.

Apr 27, 2003

PredaKing says:

"Megatron come back!!! Don't leave me here; I might turn into a contradiction of my character just as Armada Starscream did it to me."

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

(singing) I feel pretty, I feel pretty, and witty and gay!

Apr 27, 2003

Suzuki says:

(Bugs Bunny impersonation.) “Ah! Pismo beach, and all the clams I can eat!”

Apr 27, 2003

JAM says:

HELPPPPPPPPPPP Thundercracker Magetron stuck that cannon up we bloody back side again

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

And here we catch rare footage of one of the island natives during a
ritual dance before heading out to sea to catch fish for his village

Apr 27, 2003

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Even though he thought it was a bit ridiculous in comparison to the original "leap of faith" bridge, Starscream wanted to be the next Indiana Jones *so badly* he agreed to climb the invisible ladder.

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Everybody out! Devastator just peed in the water! Eeeeeew!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Having had way too much energon to drink the night before, Starscream urgently searched for a place to pee.

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Will someone rub lotion on my back?

Apr 27, 2003

ionacus says:

at bar-b-que starscream: please dont let magaton eat the potato salad. eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

Apr 27, 2003

tf dutchie says:

AAAAAAAH a tidal wave!!! Everyone for themself!

Apr 27, 2003

Shermtron says:

Megatron... a shark!!!

Apr 27, 2003

Shermtron says:

I want to go to hawyaeee.....

Apr 27, 2003

Shadowman says:

"Starscream, after hearing the Decepticons were going on vacation, flew off aimlessly, without Megatron telling him where they were going"Starscream: WOOOOO!! Vaca--Megatron?

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Stranded on an island alone by himself, he went insane and thought he was a witchdoctor.

Apr 27, 2003

Aero Blade says:

AHH! Salt water!! Must not get rusted! Retreat!!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spring break!

Apr 27, 2003

Zero says:

im stranded now i'll never beable to confess my true feelings to megatron

Apr 27, 2003

Broadside says:

Maybe Starscream's a little too eager for the new series of Survivor?

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

TIME FOR A TAN!!!!!!!

Apr 27, 2003

Slappyfrog says:

Sadly, Starscream had been holding his pose for his statue for three days before he accepted the fact that the Decepticons had finally dumped him.

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

StarScream: I'm free!!! Everybody Rum-Ba!!!Everybody Rum-Ba!!!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Picture was taken only moments after Hasbro announced that they are going to renew Starscream's contract...and only moments before they announced it was to be on Armada!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

How dare you start the beach party without me, Starscream?!!!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

LAND HO!!!!!!!

Apr 27, 2003

Starscream says:

HEY WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Beach blanket bingo!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

DAMN!!! That water is COLD!!!

Apr 27, 2003

Quintessa says:

"Yes!!! I have led those acursed Autobots away from my precious stash of Weed!!!"

Apr 27, 2003

Autobot bubbs says:

Owwiiieeee!!!!
This thong is Chafing...
and I have sand in my transistors!

Apr 27, 2003

Autobot bubbs says:

Yes, now that Iv'e killed that fool Gilligan, we can finally get off this stupid Island!!! Bwwaaaa-Haaah-Haaaa!!!!

Apr 27, 2003

Autobot bubbs says:

De plane boss! De plane de...
(SQUISH)

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Simon says, stand on one foot....

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Shake it to the left, shake it to the right

Sit down, stand up, fight fight fight!

GOOOOOOOOOOO DECEPTICONS!

WHOOOO HOOOO!!! ALRIGHT!

(Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader are weak compared to me!)

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

BONZAI!
BONZAI!
BONZAI!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

WILLLLLSONNNNNNNNN!

Apr 27, 2003

gir says:

Forget Gilligan! this is my island now!...Buwahahaha!

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Announcer: Order your very own copy of Bots Gone Wild(tm) Spring Break Edition today! Completly uncut and uncensored, watch real Autobots and Decepticons go crazy at the beach, in the Energon bars, and even the hot action back at the Ark itself!

Apr 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!! The jellyfish touched my leg! Soundwave*off screen*Jellyfish can't sting you, you clod. You're not a flesh creature. Starscream:........Yes...

Apr 26, 2003

Shadowcon says:

Starscream: The water's too cold Meggytron.

Megatron: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ENERGON HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING STARSCREAM??!!

Apr 26, 2003

Soundwave says:

Sweet! Now I'm gonna find me the naked chicks you see in all the geographic magazines!

Apr 26, 2003

TheRo-Man says:

Juuuuust, sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fatefull trip. That started back on Cybertron, aboard a mighty ship...

Apr 26, 2003

TheRo-Man says:

Ahhh!!!!!! Everyone run, its the all powerfull SEASPRAY! Ha, ha, ha, Just kidding Megatron...

Apr 26, 2003

AchTee says:

Shark!

Apr 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

All mine! This island's mine for the taking!

Apr 26, 2003

Blackout says:

SS exercises before the big match between him and megatron."rocky theme song plays"

Apr 26, 2003

Blackout says:

yes i just won survivor.now whos the best decepticon

Apr 26, 2003

Ricochet says:

YEAH! I am able to rule my own island! Megatron will be in envy! MWHAHAHAHA

Apr 26, 2003

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