The Ultimate Caption Contest
Swindle & Starscream - breast feeding?
96 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
ksol71339 says:
STARSCREAM:. " HOLY S--T, THOSE HATCHLINGS CAN REALLY DRINK! "
SWINDLE:. " MY NIPPLES ARE SORE! ".
Rainmaker says:
Starscream: Who knew you could make a bad deal...
Swindle: Y'know I'm usually better at these things...
Jetfire22 says:
Told you we should have never bet Megatron that "unknown" wouldn't post over 40 times on this page!
Shuttershock says:
"Think of it, Starscream," he said. "Free milk forever," he said. "We're gonna be RICH," HE SAID!"
Evil Eye says:
The Transformers/Urotsukidoji crossover was, just as everybody had predicted, a total disaster.
mechislander says:
when they said they were gonna milk the Transformers series like a cash cow... i didn't think they meant it literally!
Zeedust says:
Look at the google ads. One of them might be "breastmilk alcohol testing". That's funnier than anything I can come up with right now...
Starscream: "Wait... Whatmilk WHAT testing?!"
Swndle: "I do NOT like where this i
bringo says:
What Megatron didn't tell them that these are the robot version of nipple clamps.
12 gazillion volts of power right to the robot nipples, only thing is that they actaully like it...
TFC-Starscream says:
Swindle-This is the last thing i ever do for you Starscream, next time your getting your own engine oil.
Starscream-Yes Mom.
Swindle-Lets just pray that the rest of the Decepticons don't see this. And don't call me mom!
DarkMechJock says:
Swindle: Dude, that was the worst bet ever.
Starscream: Shut up and keep lactating.
Zeedust says:
Okay, this might be slightly off topic, but why does Swindle have no nose?
Dragonoth says:
In an effort to trick those Autobots who are obsessed with human females, the Decepticons get breast implants.
Starscream: "Are you sure this will work?"
Swindle: "Of course! It worked for Thundercracker and Skywarp against Windcharger an
spermaticon says:
Collect them all!! Hasbro's New Decepticon Lactatotrons and Mammarybots
Screambug says:
Megatron: I'm famished, so I'm gonna siphon food from your bodies, Swindle and Starscream...ESPECIALLY Starscream! MWHAHAHAHA!!!
Nightshadow says:
Swindle: Jesus, Megatron has a weird taste in lust.
Starscream: if this can induce Lust then i dont want to be around him the minute he---
Swindle: I dont think you wanna finish that sentence...
starscream: Why?
Swindle: There are kids here too you mo
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Well, I guess this is the price we pay for humilating Megatron infront of his mother...
Swindle: You said...!
Anonymous says:
Starscream: For the love of-- Gah, I've been lactating ever since the Cybertronian war began! Swindle: Oh...well, I kinda just like having these things touching my nipple-relays.
Rhys says:
Eager to attract more visitors, the Energon Pub set up a new feature. Beer drums in the shape of the Decepticons! Now you too can drink straight out of Starscream, while Megatrons fusion cannon serves as a slide in the children's play area outsid
Beast Simpson says:
'Swindle and Starscream getting their nipples done at the beauty parlor'
Anonymous says:
this is so embarrassing swindle. why didnt you ask rumble to do this with you.
Swindle: Un like you he's smart. he said no.
starscream: why you-
dino says:
Starscream hey Swindle this feel good Swindle: get away from me you sick puppy
Anonymous says:
Megatron: Give me all of your power! Mwahaha! Starscream: Isn't there an easier way to do this? Swindle: Yeah, can't we just hand over our power chip rectifiers or somethin?Megatron: Probably, but this way is funnier.
Starscream&
Anonymous says:
Swindle:"I feel funny, like when I used to climb the ropes in gym class."
DEVASTAT0R says:
Swindle: ...and the tubes connecting us by the tailpipe?
Starscream: its just something i always wanted to try.
Omega Supreme says:
Swindle: All of the places,why does it have to go through my breasts?
Starscream: I dunno,but it hurts like hell!
Anonymous says:
Starscream:...Megatron? Are you shure this is the right way to transfer energy?
Megatron:....Yeeeees
Anonymous says:
Swingle: Man this Libosuction is a pain in the ass! Starscream: Shut up, it was you and your Energon brownies that got up overweight in the first place!
Swindle: up yours screamer!
optimuslives says:
Starscream to Swindle: Shut up and start lactating, these breast pumps hurt!
Black Arachnis says:
uh screamer? why is spike pulling that handle?
both:yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggggg!!!!!!
Unknown says:
Star Scream: I don't care if I have them on my chest........but did Megatron really have to jam them up our asses??
Anonymous says:
MEGATRON: I would like a refill of that tasty Destron Energon Please.
SoundWave: Comin up!
*Drains energy from Starscream and Swindle*
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Are you sure this doesn't make me look gay?
Swindle: No of course not. *Snicker.*
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Hey every Transformer go's through pubertiy at some point.
Jackpot says:
"And this is in no way related to what Prime and Alita-1 are doing in that other picture?"
"Absolutely not."
.....
"Okay then."
Anonymous says:
Swindle: father, why are you taking your energy to mine?
Starscream:'Cause I'm puting you online and never call me 'father' again.
Anonymous says:
WOW we should ave started these sex games with that freak Soundwave a lot earlier I always thought he was boring but, first he showed us the Tasmanian Panty-lock, then Beastiality, now this, man no wonder he's always quiet...thinking up new sex g
MEGATRON says:
Starscream I found this in Track's place. What do you think it do.. Ooooohhhhhh Yeeaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Did you know I was a female character in France? Swindle: Imagine my suprise.
MiGrAnE says:
"hey starsream, i just realized that is S&M thing isnt all its cracked up to be."
"your darn tootin'"
MiGrAnE says:
"hey starsream, i just realized that is S&M thing isnt all its cracked up to be."
"your damn tootin'"
Shadowen says:
SWINDLE: I love my nipple clamps.
STARSCREAM: Sometimes, humans really *do* make good inventions.
