Captions by _Max_

Kup: "By the matrix, that was THE scariest film I've ever seen. I've turned white because of it!"

Trans-Organic: "There must be another caption contest picture in here somewhere!"

Trans-Organic: "What! Christmas already! I wonder what's inside...(Shakes the ship) What! Quintessons! I wanted an Optimus Prime!"

Quintesson: "Where's Steve Irwin, the crocodile wrestler, when you need him?"

Trand-Organic: "Now where on cybertron is the 'on' switch for this intergalactic hoover!?"

Guard: "How on earth do you open this case? And why is that cassette player glowing like something from Tron?"

"AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! I forgot to set the video for Transformers:Energon!"

Rumble: "Starscream, Amazon's sent us the wrong thing AGAIN. That is NOT an mp3 player."

Starscream: "Maybe the Play switch is that red button."

Starscream: "Put a quarter in the slot Rumble, I want to ride the bug machine."

Starscream: "I wouldn't mind so much if it didn't keep trying to climb up the wall!"

"I know I left that original Optimus Prime toy here somewhere! I need the money to revive my career after Season 4!"

"Must...find...copy of...Transformers...game!"

"And with new L'Oreal robo-shampoo, my fur becomes totally smooth and shiny."

Crowd: "Kill all Transfomers!"
Cyclonus: "I think we'd better leave."

Quintesson: "Cyclonus, you got the fancy dress parties mixed up again."

Cyclonus: "Jeez, this Lion band really sucks."