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Sari tells a story to Optimus and Bulkhead

"... and I was nervous because of the threats the drill sergeant made." Then his father asked him, "Did you jump?" To which he replied, "A little, at first."

Sep 15, 2015

Optimus: You know Spike, I'm always ready to lend you a helping hand but, I really think you should get a doctor to check your prostate.

Jul 10, 2013

Perceptor talking to Bumblebee and Seaspray while working on the computer

"Move!"

May 4, 2013

So, aliens really did make the Pyramids?

Apr 23, 2013

"We've been workin' on the chain gang."

Apr 23, 2013

OK Breakdown. Just relax and breathe normally. Now, you're going to feel a little pinch.

Mar 26, 2013

Hi Charlie Brown, meet the new kid in school. His name is Pigpenatron.

Mar 19, 2013

"....never pay her until you're finished. Oh, I almost forget the PSA.... Remember kids, always wear a condom."

Mar 14, 2013

"I'm sorry but, your HMO doesn't cover gender re-assignment surgery. This is the best we could do for you."

Oct 7, 2012

"Wrecked 'em? I nearly killed 'em!"

Jan 13, 2012

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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