Captions by Antron

"... and I was nervous because of the threats the drill sergeant made." Then his father asked him, "Did you jump?" To which he replied, "A little, at first."

Optimus: You know Spike, I'm always ready to lend you a helping hand but, I really think you should get a doctor to check your prostate.

"Move!"

So, aliens really did make the Pyramids?

"We've been workin' on the chain gang."

OK Breakdown. Just relax and breathe normally. Now, you're going to feel a little pinch.

Hi Charlie Brown, meet the new kid in school. His name is Pigpenatron.

"....never pay her until you're finished. Oh, I almost forget the PSA.... Remember kids, always wear a condom."

"I'm sorry but, your HMO doesn't cover gender re-assignment surgery. This is the best we could do for you."

"Wrecked 'em? I nearly killed 'em!"