Captions by Autobobby1

Spike: How come you have a laser in your vehicle form? It ruins your disguise!

SCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCH!!!!

Hound: That's it, you're walking.

Boy: Daddy, daddy! Thewe's a giant wobot down thewe! Let'th take a pictuwe!

Dad: That's nice, son.

Bumblebee: For the last time, I don't taste like cheese!

Optimus: Look, up in the sky!
Yellow: Is it a bird?
Tan: Is it a plane?
Optimus: No, it's SUPERMAN!!!

Little do they know that inside is actually...a showing of X-Men 3! Mwahahaha!

Crowd: THE TRANSFORMERS!

Bouncer: What's with the disguise?

Crowd: THE TRANSFORMERS!

Bouncer: God, I hate these lines!

Frozeeennn...solid. Can't stop-talking...like....William Shatner! Cannot...feel buttocks!

Submarauder looks in a mirror.

Submarauder: Man, is THAT what I look like?!

Optimus grunts and yells like a Gorilla.

Prime: Woah, Deja Vu.

Megs: Hey Optimus?
OP: What?
Megs: Where'd you're chest windows go?
OP: You'd be surprised what happens when you're drunk.

OH MY GOD! Ravage is a girl

Megatron:What do you mean, I don't win by default, smartass?!