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Spike: How come you have a laser in your vehicle form? It ruins your disguise!

SCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCH!!!!

Hound: That's it, you're walking.

Jul 23, 2007

Boy: Daddy, daddy! Thewe's a giant wobot down thewe! Let'th take a pictuwe!

Dad: That's nice, son.

Jul 16, 2007

Bumblebee: For the last time, I don't taste like cheese!

Jul 15, 2007

Optimus: Look, up in the sky!
Yellow: Is it a bird?
Tan: Is it a plane?
Optimus: No, it's SUPERMAN!!!

Mar 3, 2007

Little do they know that inside is actually...a showing of X-Men 3! Mwahahaha!

Feb 9, 2007

Crowd: THE TRANSFORMERS!

Bouncer: What's with the disguise?

Crowd: THE TRANSFORMERS!

Bouncer: God, I hate these lines!

Feb 9, 2007

Frozeeennn...solid. Can't stop-talking...like....William Shatner! Cannot...feel buttocks!

Aug 23, 2006

Submarauder looks in a mirror.

Submarauder: Man, is THAT what I look like?!

Jul 24, 2006

Optimus grunts and yells like a Gorilla.

Prime: Woah, Deja Vu.

Jul 17, 2006

Powermaster Prime w/ Armada Megatron outside

Megs: Hey Optimus?
OP: What?
Megs: Where'd you're chest windows go?
OP: You'd be surprised what happens when you're drunk.

Jul 11, 2006

OH MY GOD! Ravage is a girl

Apr 16, 2006

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

Megatron:What do you mean, I don't win by default, smartass?!

Jun 22, 2005

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
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		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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