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wtf?

Thats what happens when you try to make a robot thats also a car, its shit at both.

I am too boring, maybe I can bioengineer a cat to turn into my head or something

Eye lasers, greeat idea.

Instead of breaking you into many die cast pieces I'm just gonna put you down and go home, I'm sure I wont regret it for the next 30+ years in a variety of different media.

hey, I just realised that the decepticons are totally incapable of following the most basic plans to dominate the earth without f***ing it all up.

whats up with you people? why the **** would you mount a mortar firing 25kg shells on my head? Why cant I just carry it like a normal robot? The pain........ too much...

Whats the point in having a huge missile if you never fire it you idiot

Got it, now to really ---- it off I'm gonna stick my thumb up its butt.