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wtf?

Jul 11, 2012

Thats what happens when you try to make a robot thats also a car, its shit at both.

May 10, 2012

I am too boring, maybe I can bioengineer a cat to turn into my head or something

Feb 24, 2012

Eye lasers, greeat idea.

Jan 25, 2012

Optimus Prime holds Megatron over his head

Instead of breaking you into many die cast pieces I'm just gonna put you down and go home, I'm sure I wont regret it for the next 30+ years in a variety of different media.

Jan 19, 2012

hey, I just realised that the decepticons are totally incapable of following the most basic plans to dominate the earth without f***ing it all up.

Sep 9, 2004

whats up with you people? why the **** would you mount a mortar firing 25kg shells on my head? Why cant I just carry it like a normal robot? The pain........ too much...

Jun 23, 2004

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Whats the point in having a huge missile if you never fire it you idiot

Jun 15, 2004

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Got it, now to really ---- it off I'm gonna stick my thumb up its butt.

May 24, 2004

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