Captions by d_sel1

Evil pervert fangirls!

Well, the game we have playing in this episode is not really American football (see the illegal formations used by the offense), so the tank is really no surprise.

Starscream: Finally, Megatron has fallen. Decepticons, I am your new leader! All hail Starscream.
Megatron: Premature again, you dolt!

Roll on highway, roll on along,
Roll on daddy till you get back home,
Roll on family, roll on crew,
Roll on mamma, Like I asked ya ta do,
And roll on 18 wheeler, Roll on
Roll On!!

Sari: World that needs Optimus, check. Key that resurrects robots, check. Stan Bush's "The Touch" on my iPod 27, check! Let's do this!

Dr Arkeville: Starscream it is bad enough that you made me a cyborg, but you made me look like the freak from Pulp Fiction!

Who wants a date with Elita-1's identical twin sister, Elita-2?

Sari: It is only 10 feet of snow Scrapper. What, did you grow up in Texas?!?

Boy, the Demo Derby at the Brown County Fair is really disappointing!

Starscream: After we are done with you Megatron, Jose Mouriniho wants us to kick the crap of this flesh creature named Messi.

Megatron: You incompentent boobs can't catch Messi. Hala Barca!

I, d_sel1, want the advertisement on side with Megan Fox in provocate pose removed immediately! It is making think the Autobots are doing something improper!

Thank you,
d_sel1 ;)

I heard my first Justin Bieber song, Optimus, you can let Megatron destroy the planet! It is better for us all.