Captions by Dark Monkelus

red alert: you know, my legs may be paralysed but I still love you.

as the action unfolded the invisable man just sttod back and began to think

giant: 'ich un of 'ou 'obots 'as ni 'ottom jaw?

Divebomb: well, at least we don't have to stare at his crotch anymore.
Magnus: ...and it was undone... UNDOOOOONNNEEE!

Magnus: hmmm, with our time travel device we have proof; Chuck Norris really was big in the 70's

dragstrip: pile driver arms and fairy wings. Aren't you on the wrong website?
rumble: ...I prefered it when I was on that train...

Rumble: you got the touch!
Dragstrip: nah, you got the touch!
Rumble: No baby, you got the touch. I got the power, ahhh yeah

Dragstrip: What is it with you and having to be inside other transformers?
Rumble: Soundwave is like a biiiig blanket

Rumble: Push Dragstrip, push. just l little more, come on, I can see the head!

Dragstrip: ...but I'm an automatic...

Thank god we can disguise ourselves as everyday Earth objects, otherwise we'd really be drawing attention to ourselves right now...

Michael Schumacher: hmmmghhg...brrrgrrrdd...errrggggggg... *gasp*

dragstrip: so Rumble, as a cassette I guess you're pretty much obsolete.
rumble: and what are you, a car and a left arm?
dragstrip: I feel so dirty, and I can't get clean

rumble: gas... break... gear shift... Which one did you say was the flush?

primal: are we there yet? I need a wee

primal: ok, now my ass is getting reeeeaaallllly numb

clint eastwood: clyde, we really should sue over this

your name's optimus too? ...and you lead a heroic race of transforming robots? What are the chances of that happening, eh

prime: we had to transform to hide our existance from the humans. What the frick is your excuse?
Primal:...Ummm, I... like monkeys... ?!

doctor (out of sht): of course, we usually try to treat herpes before it gets to the 'articulated lorry' stage...

Prime: the nature of monkey was irrepresible?! you're not kidding, I'm exhausted!

Frank: Dude, the walking against the wind was bad enough, but for christ sake, your invisable wall routine just plain sucks!

gargoyle: damn, you could've told me it was formal wear!

well if you open the frickin windon and release my thumb, then yes, maybe I would get off your damn ship!

well if you open the frickin window and release my thumb, then yes, maybe I would get off your damn ship!

Transorganic: Mum, I had that dream I was eating a giant marshmallow again

yes, he's going tho kill us, but look at little face. It's almost like he understands

quints: And I thought the transorganics had naturally curly hair...

quints: maaaan, wait til dem bitches in da hood see our new hood ornament! bada-bing

Daniel: Arcee, why... oh, wait... that was last month

God: I'm sure I put a bit more effort in to creation than this

oh my god, I have an arse at both ends

trans-organic: hey, I'm just here to distract from how lame your ship is...

trans-organic: well doctor, it started off quite small, and now...

Daniel: my god, it feels like I've been waking from this nightmare for eternity...

Daniel had learnt a valuable lesson this day; although transvestites are a lot different to Transformers, they sure were impressed with his head master credentials

Daniel really hoped it was a caterpillar crawling across his cheek & not the on-set of eyebrowtis

Daniel: Khaaaannnnnn!!!!!

Every night it was the same, just as Daniel almost figured out the transformers continuity he woke up

(from out of shot) sky-dive & slingshot: hey kid, that's our oversized skirt... boy, if we had arms!!!

Daniels night visits from the invisible man would haunt him 'til his dying day

the new 'real doll' transformers line failed to ignite interest.

daniel: who put a goddamn pea under my matresses?

daniel: ...lilac pj's... frilly drapes... oh my god, I'm gay!

gottle of geer... gottle of geer...

whilst leaning at 10 degrees, Daniel was suddenly shocked to realise he'd misundterstood the concept of angling

as Spike burst in the room Daniel really hoped the blanket covered his super human erection

Daniel: Don’t you worry!
Its gonna be alright
‘cause I’m always ready,
I won’t let you out of my sight.

Spike & Carly really hated Daniel's 'David Hasselhoff' phase

the pain as Daniel sat assured him; 'mini-autobots' was an ironic title

dr sam beckett: oh boy...