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Galvatron: "PLEED FOR YOU TURKEY!"
Quint1: Quint2! how many time do I have to tell you! park OUTSIDE the mall!!
quint2: sorry...I just really excited to get E-Omega sentinal....
Quint1: *reads sign on door* it says here their all sold out of omega sentinals....
Quint2: SOLD OUT???!!
Rumble: *reaches for mint* ahaa!! Dragstrip I got my hands stuck in your compartment!!!
Dragstrip: This reminds me when I was reaching for my favourite music cassete in sound wave and he closed the door on me...
After Megatron stole the vehicle alts and used them as bodies for decepticons.....He realized that Dragstrips vehicle mode was an old school hot wheels toy! Rumbles enjoys riding on the bite sized car until he breakes the steering wheel off and cries.
*shake shake rumble*
Rumble: WOOHOO!!! THIS IS A FUN RIDE!!
Man: hey give this 3 year old a turn! besides you need another qurter!
Soundwave: ahaaa...Rumbles first hot wheels toy.......
Soundwave: ahaa............Rumbles first hto wheels toy.........
Grandma got ran over by a gorila...driving home from the market chirtmas eve!
*bottle of beer walks out of cave* then look up to see what happened!
space wirm:I love you to momy!
*typticon steals daniels most prized toy's*
daniel: He just took of like a theif in the night!
alright thats it, no more sleeping without mr.fuzzy bunny and blankey.
AHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! MONKEYS!!!!!
prime:is the ride over?
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