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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Dirtbag

Dirtbag has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Obedient, miscolored Decepticons

Galvatron: "PLEED FOR YOU TURKEY!"

Quintessons in transport vehicle

Quint1: Quint2! how many time do I have to tell you! park OUTSIDE the mall!!

quint2: sorry...I just really excited to get E-Omega sentinal....

Quint1: *reads sign on door* it says here their all sold out of omega sentinals....
Quint2: SOLD OUT???!!

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

Rumble: *reaches for mint* ahaa!! Dragstrip I got my hands stuck in your compartment!!!

Dragstrip: This reminds me when I was reaching for my favourite music cassete in sound wave and he closed the door on me...

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

After Megatron stole the vehicle alts and used them as bodies for decepticons.....He realized that Dragstrips vehicle mode was an old school hot wheels toy! Rumbles enjoys riding on the bite sized car until he breakes the steering wheel off and cries.

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

*shake shake rumble*

Rumble: WOOHOO!!! THIS IS A FUN RIDE!!

Man: hey give this 3 year old a turn! besides you need another qurter!

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

Soundwave: ahaaa...Rumbles first hot wheels toy.......

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

Soundwave: ahaa............Rumbles first hto wheels toy.........

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

Grandma got ran over by a gorila...driving home from the market chirtmas eve!

Autobots ... ZOMBIFIED!!!

*bottle of beer walks out of cave* then look up to see what happened!

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

space wirm:I love you to momy!

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

*typticon steals daniels most prized toy's*

daniel: He just took of like a theif in the night!

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

alright thats it, no more sleeping without mr.fuzzy bunny and blankey.

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

AHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! MONKEYS!!!!!

Optimus riding on Slingshot

prime:is the ride over?

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