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Optimus Prime: OK Chinese government, if you don't hand over that idiot responsible for spiking the pet food with two deadly chemicals that were then shipped to the United States, it will result in an inter planetary incident, and be considered an ac

Optimus Prime: "Hot Rod! Get away from that Ford Mustang Cobra SVT right now! And stay away from that Ford GT, too!"

Optimus Prime: Next time, Ratchet, I WILL step on you!

Optimus Prime: Ratchet! What are you doning?! I almost stepped on you!

Optimus Prime: "Now change the "Before Carly" picture again. Only this time, put up a pic a girl who has dark brown eyes and light blond hair, I don't care if you have to use "Paint Shop Pro" or not! Personally, though, I wou

Spike: Where's Master Chief, the Arbiter, and the Brute Chieftain Tartarus when you need them?
Mikaela: Your kidding, right?
Spike: What gives you that idea? The only reason I said that happens to be that rather than fighting each other, if they sp

Worker: I've got to lay off the halucinogenic shrooms!!!
Skywarp: I've got to lay off the expired energon cubes, it's causing me to halucinate!
Starscream: I picked a heck of a day to quit smoking energon dust!!
Soundwave: Why, what do y

Hot Rod: What happened to YOU!
Blaster: Eject and I just finished a stunt doubles take from a movie staring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith.
Hot Rod: Yeah, and...
Blaster: Well, Eject was hired as a stunt double for Tommy Lee Jones, and I was hired as

After Brawn and Windcharger's audition for for a role in "The Karate Kid" trilogy was rejcted, they tried their luck again many years later for a role as one of the Jedi "extras" in "Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones&

G1 Grimlock: Where Keanu Reeves when him needed? If he here, he use powers he have in Wachowski brothers' movies, Matrix trilogy to make Baby Marissa into Adult Marissa, only put her clothes back on her first.

Kup: Uh, Grimlock Keanu Reeves can&#0

G1 Optimus Prime when the G1 Hot Rod talked him into going on "Pimp My Ride: Beast Machine Style."

CNC Part 2: Haunted?
Some of the local teens have gone exploring there, all have lost friends. They told me that Autobot City is haunted by the "ghosts" of the every Autobot and Decepticon who died there. According to some, it happens once ever

"CNC Story Part 1: The Remanes of Autobot City"

After the death of Optimus Prime, the humans created a shrine to the great leader of the Autobots inside the remains of Autobot City.

Optimus Prime: "Ratchet, you finally made a Decoy of me that looks as realistic the one you made for Ultra Magnus and the other G1 Autobots. Thanks, Bro!"