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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by hannibal

hannibal has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

Rewind: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED BLASTER!
Eject: YOU BASTARD!

May 10, 2003

An injured Thrust

Thrust proves that he doesn't know 'JACK.

Apr 6, 2003

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

Blurr: Thatsawoman?!
Arcee: What gave me away?
Blurr: IFITOLDYOU,YOU'DSLAPME!

Apr 1, 2003

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

Blurr:

Apr 1, 2003

Hardhead using a microphone

Hardhead condoms... Guaranteed to keep your head hard...

Mar 13, 2003

Hardhead using a microphone

Announcer: All the way from Cybertron, it's the 'Cryin' 'Bot'!
... I got tears in my 'fro, 'cause i'm standing on my head for you... I got a long way to go, when will Armada stop, I

Mar 12, 2003

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

By the time Prime became sober, he was married and had 2.3 minicons.

Mar 5, 2003

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Holy sh*t! Optimus is sober!!!

Mar 1, 2003

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

Megatron: Help!, I've fallen and can't transform!

Feb 10, 2003

Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen

Hot Shot: Gimme that, you knucklehead!
Smokescreen: No, it's mine, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Dec 18, 2002

Megatron with his "super weapon"

Introducing... The man from V.I.A.G.R.A.

Nov 29, 2002

Hot Shot and Jolt get acquainted ...

Hot Shot: At least this is better than those breast implants they had in Victory!

Oct 29, 2002

Arcee comforts Wheelie

Arcee: ... at least it can't get any worse... right?

Oct 21, 2002

Decepticons cheering!!!

Our contracts with Hasbro are up!!!

Sep 19, 2002

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