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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by jedixtat

jedixtat has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

After to may drinks Cosmos started to touch the exotic dancers,and got knocked on his ass by the bouncer. But Jazz gets all the ladies!!!

Tidal Wave and Galvatron with legs bent

this is what happens when you let your little sister play with your transformers!

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Open the podbay doors triplex roboticbugspray!
I can't do that Spike.

Starscream drinks some Energon

I don't need the drink... the drink needs me..SO #@%&** OFF!!!

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

Blue or Red you still aren't as cool as Soundwave. And learn some proper english to.You slang talking sony reject!

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

a whole new world... thats where will be...don't you dare close your eyes.

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Stan knew right then he found the extra guys for his Village People coverband!!!

An injured Thrust

you think it hurts now...wait til you get doc rachet's bill!! OUCH!

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

BOT ON BOT ACTION!!!
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!

Hardhead using a microphone

You are so beautiful to me!! You are so bee--u-2ful to me..can't u seeeeEEEE!!!!

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

Primus help us!! Use the @#$% matrix prime!! Its our darkest hour!! Hello wake up prime!!!She has a gun prime!She'll use the matrix to make nukes,someone call security!

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Oh, look honey! Its the new pokemon movie! ...armada blows

An angry Fred

next time on voltron 2003!

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

meet the new decepticon leader "Herbie the Robot"

Blaster wrestles w/ Ravage in Ironhide

I bet this $#!& never happens to Rachet!

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