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My darling Blitz,can we share a kiss? *kisses Blitzy-baby*
BLEEAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y U NO WORK?!! 073H$$V
Looke here ma...I want to learn how to be a gorilla when Me grow up.
Call me trukk not munky and I will possess prime!
SEE WHAT HAPPEN WHEN U DISOBEY ME GRIMLOCK?ME keep TELLING SLAG THAT CESIUM SALAMI BETTER THAN BERYLLIUM BOLOGNA BUT HE NOT LISTEN.NOW ME GRIMLOCK DESTROY HIS TOY CAR!
Yes master!I am your genie to command
disappear
*turns into a puff of smoke*
STARSCREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Y U NO OBEY ME?!Y U FARTED WHEN I EAT MY BURRITOS?!
SENTINEL:Y U NO LIKE ME?!Y U GOT A PROBLEM?!
P.S I was joking!!!!But get ma background right!!!!AND....WHAT THE HECK ARE CLOUDS DOING HERE?!
DIE BAYFORMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU SUCK SO BAD YOU RUIN THE FRANCHISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spike,go up the ladder and get my pizza bagels.Also,if you see Megatron's burritos there,SQUISH'EM,WRECK'EM and BLAST'EM INTO WELL...ER,YOU GET THE IDEA.Oh,and tell Grimlock and Slag to stop their quarrel about
"Cesium SALAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"BERYLLIUM
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