Captions by malcontentman

Wow, Brawn! that face lift Wheeljack gave you is terrible.

Yes! Finally, Marty! The flux capacitor has reached a million gigwatts!!! Shame I had to lose a hand and a half a brain to get there though.

What's wrong Optimus?... I thought you would be happy that I gave that Matrix thingy away. It was really old and weird looking.

Hey, don't be so surprised by what's under my crotch armor. All Cybertronian reproductive apparatus are this big. Like my hat?

-Jazz, is there a pimple on my chin?
-OMG!, do even have to ask? Please back up. It's huge.

OK, by a show of hands... Other than Huffer, who among you is not an actual Cybertronian, but rather a guy in a BotCon cosplay outfit?

Ya see, because of this state of the art Japanese, all-in-one, colonic, sex-chair Toilet made by Takara, I haven't moved in days!