The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by mike
mike has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
My finger slipped
Red Alert: Hey Prime whats that?
Optimus: Huh..?
Red Alert: *steals matrix* heheheh..
Optimus: You mofo! *shoots Red Alert*
Dirge's nightmare seems to be a combination of Jurassic Park, Grimlock and beastwars Megatron
Dirge watches Jurassic Park and gets nightmares
Oh hello my fellow negros...why are you looking at me that way
Starscream: Its not my problem if airport security thinks your a terrorist
Foolish woman, you cannot give me head, I already have one.
i am sorry but i love bubblebee
Okay, you might wanna bite down on something cause...this is gonna hurt!
I really should be keeping my eyes on the road, but.... nice dress
Grimlock: Greg Berger! You SUCK!
