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My finger slipped

Aug 26, 2003

Red Alert: Hey Prime whats that?
Optimus: Huh..?
Red Alert: *steals matrix* heheheh..

Optimus: You mofo! *shoots Red Alert*

Jun 26, 2003

Dirge's nightmare seems to be a combination of Jurassic Park, Grimlock and beastwars Megatron

Jun 20, 2003

Dirge watches Jurassic Park and gets nightmares

Jun 20, 2003

Oh hello my fellow negros...why are you looking at me that way

Oct 15, 2002

Starscream: Its not my problem if airport security thinks your a terrorist

Jun 20, 2002

Foolish woman, you cannot give me head, I already have one.

Jun 5, 2002

i am sorry but i love bubblebee

Apr 3, 2002

Okay, you might wanna bite down on something cause...this is gonna hurt!

Mar 10, 2002

I really should be keeping my eyes on the road, but.... nice dress

Jan 30, 2002

Grimlock: Greg Berger! You SUCK!

Jan 3, 2002

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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