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Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

I told you not to use that pogo stick here!

Apr 10, 2005

Whoa! I masturbated pretty hard last night!

Apr 10, 2005

(crying) Sniffles was a good friend.

Apr 10, 2005

GRRR! Megatron I told you to bring the sand shovel!

Apr 10, 2005

Ow! What just kicked me in my testicles?

Apr 10, 2005

Quint in back: Why are there so many guys here?
Quint in front: I can say that in two words:
MORE TOYS!

Apr 10, 2005

Prime: No monkey! Bad monkey! Down monkey! I knew the petting zoo was a bad place to take the kids.

Apr 10, 2005

AAAAH! It's the same episode over and over of Gilligan's Island on the big screen!

Apr 10, 2005

Voice: Those on favour say "I"
People: I!
Voice: Those not in favour say "Nay"
Cyclonus: what are we voting for?

Apr 10, 2005

Daniel with Quintesson device on his head

(in Daniel's mind) That duck has my brain! The doctor's experiment worked!

Apr 10, 2005

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

Darn! I accidently typed Portsillustrated.com!

Apr 10, 2005

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

Stick 'em up roses!

Apr 10, 2005

That's the last time I unclog your nose!

Apr 10, 2005

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