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Captions by Oncoming Storm

Oncoming Storm has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Nanosec: "Brush, Brush, Brush your Breath with Dentine!!"

Nov 7, 2012

Grimlock: "This taste like it been sitting under the heat-lamp all Day?
...You said it were Fresh?!
...You lie McDonalds!!!"

Nov 7, 2012

Huffer: "Yeah, you heard me...My Daddy can kick your daddy's butt, So, What are you gonna do about it?!"

Nov 7, 2012

Sari says: "Lucas just sold-out Everything He had to 'Disney'...And WE may be NEXT to be bought by them!?!!"

PRIME: Just stands there looking 'shocked' with disbelief!!

Nov 7, 2012

Sentinel Says: "Will you all just STOP calling me 'Sentimental Prime'?!"

Nov 7, 2012

Brawn:
OK...Getty-up, Little Doggy...
Take me to the zoo, Are we gonna have ice-cream, and hot dogs, and see the monkey-house and the polar bears, and then we can have some cotton candy... and...

Nov 7, 2012

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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