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Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

Seaspray:"Do you think I'm Fat?"

May 22, 2003

With this service, I think I should become an Angolan airliner.

May 12, 2003

"Transform and roll out! *Transformation sound* ----! MY SPLEEN!!!!

Apr 5, 2003

Megatron: Okay! who the F$#K threw that Goddamn sattelite? Starscream:*from somwhere offstage* Now i shall rule, let see you interrupt my coronation again, bitch!

Apr 5, 2003

Optimus sir... I thought you said you would cut down on the burritos...

Feb 22, 2003

Edited by Seibertron. This type of message WILL NOT be tolerated on this site. You have been warned. Do not risk banning your entire server's network from accessing this section.

Jul 9, 2002

They try to but us, but they will never win. said by Orion Pax (younger OPTIMUS PRIME)

Apr 1, 2002

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
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		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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