Captions by Roux

Optimus Prime: Brawn, Ironhide, stay back! These are my little friends! You can't have them!

Brawn: Optimus, give us Spike and Bumblebee and we won't have to kill you!

Ironhide: Why am I in this scene again?

Sideswipe and Megatron: "POWERLINX to form Powerlink Megatron!"

Sideswipe: "When can I be on top again?"

Megatron: "When you pay for the dinner and movie!"

Spike: Windcharger, why are you crying?

Windcharger: I'm not, it's my clown makup!

Swindle: Remember Brawl, don't activate our self destruct device when we've merged.

Brawl: Right, activate our self destruct device when we've merged.

Swindle: No!

Bumblebee:...*thump*...*thump thump*...*thump*...*thump thump thump*

Teletran 2: "Heeeeeeeeeellllllp meeeeeeeee!"

Galvatron: Oooohyeeeeahhh, I'm da Galvatron B**ch!

Drag Strip: "Hey Motormaster, just one question? Who's pulling me?"

Motormaster: "I am, you stupid! Who did you think?"

Drag Strip: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Anamation error?"

Motormaster: "

This is the part where Rumble gasps and realizes he can't drive a stick!

How the hell can I eat this pie with only three teeth?

Bumblebee: Perceptor, Brawn! The ride operator told you to keep your arms on the thought impulse at all times, you're going to fall off!