Captions by Sinister Mentor

Although Skywarp succeded in killing three of his adversaries, and thus becoming Megatron's second in command, he missed Ravage, who promptly alerted Megatron. Megatron then proceded to creating a nice hole in Skywarp's chest, and giving Ravage

Pretender Hot Rod.

Soundwave: "Rumble, Ravage, Ratbat, Frenzy, Slugfest, Overkill, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Squawktalk and Beastbox; Eject! Operation; Pain in the ass!"

Perceptor: "Just because I told you the truth you don't have to sic your gay midgets on

Blaster: Kup, Kup! Da' shizznizzle Prime-man sends ordas ta' whack tha' Dacepta-creepz outta orbit wif da' Photon Cannon of ouaz!

Kup:...

Stay away from me, damned kids!

Do da' robot!

DS: Uh... Rumble?
R: Yeah? What is it NOW, you whining piece of scrap?
DS: Remember the time I said that my steering wheel was a TAD loose?
R: Yeah, so?
DS: Well, if you don't let go in approximately two seconds it will snap straight off and I wi

Primal : Transfo'mahz, bustahz in disguize!

Prime: I hate that song! Now get off my ass or I will have Omega detach his claw arm and shove it up yours!

And so Unicron changed the Hasbro executives into his evil pawns, and their first mission was to get children across the world commit suicide trying to figure out how to transform 90% of the energon figurines. Unfortunately for them, only people older tha

"Dr... Dru... Dru... DRUGS!"
-Daniel after discovering that somebody had taken the stash under his pillow.

Daniel: What happen?
Bumblebee: Somebody set us up the Decepticon!
Bumblebee: We get signal!
Daniel: Main screen turn on!
Daniel: It's you!
Megatron: How are you gentlemen?
Megatron: All your energon are belong to us!
Daniel: What you say?
Me

WAZZUP!

DADDY! Galvatron is hiding in the closet again!

----, I shat my pants!

Holy cow, what a dream! Maybe I SHOULD ask Arcee out tomorrow...

NOOO! NOT THA.. Wait... Phew, it was just a dream! Albeit I wonder why I dreamt that Megatron's head looked like that of an elk...
(Transformers Armada related)