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SLAG I TOLD OPTIMUS NOT TO BUY THE MACS! HOW DO I LOG OUT OF THIS THING????????????
After eatting his energon ice cream faster then the speed of light Bombshell gets a bad case of brain freeze.
Scourge: Why didn't anyone tell me to bring the pooper scooper with me when I agreed to take Ravage for a walk...
"Why is this snow yellow? Blah! That doesn't taste like lemon!"
Quint:This doesn't look like an N'Sync concert... Hey Cyclonus what are you doing here? Is this the N'Sync concert?
Cyclonus:No this is the Van Halen concert you like that N'Stink crap?
Quint:....Ummm no of course not! Do I look that
Cyclonus:I told you I thought we shouldn't listen to Bill and Ted... That phone booth looked pretty dam freaky...
Quint:Oh shut up! It's not that bad... Now who is this Konan guy anyway?
Cyclonus:Dear Cybertron, I thought you said you'd stay away from the energon beans Galvatron you know what they do, right soundwave?
SoundWave:I don't even have a nose and I can tell that it smells like something died in here....
Galva
Rumble: Why does this train feel so small?
"Ah its the start of another NFL season! Now if I had a big screen TV and her I wouldn't be eatting planets for a liveing."
Scourge watching the Cincinati Bengals.
Octane:"Hey Scourge wanna hear a joke?" Scourge:"Sure" Octane"Where do Autobots park when they go to a mall?" Scourge:"where" Octane:"An autolot hahahahahahahaha! Scourge:&am
Jazz"I didn't know my new girlfriend would have this effect on Cosmos" Percaptor" Yeah does she have a sister?" Jazz"Well yes she was supposed to go out with Cosmos but if he doesn't come out
Bumble looks at Optimus "Lost another bet eh?"
Optimus:"Yup I should have known that ant would beat the crud out of Wheelie"
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