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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Spartanion

Spartanion has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

SLAG I TOLD OPTIMUS NOT TO BUY THE MACS! HOW DO I LOG OUT OF THIS THING????????????

Bombshell holding his head

After eatting his energon ice cream faster then the speed of light Bombshell gets a bad case of brain freeze.

Scourge playing in the sand

Scourge: Why didn't anyone tell me to bring the pooper scooper with me when I agreed to take Ravage for a walk...

Kremzeek with some white foam

"Why is this snow yellow? Blah! That doesn't taste like lemon!"

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Quint:This doesn't look like an N'Sync concert... Hey Cyclonus what are you doing here? Is this the N'Sync concert?
Cyclonus:No this is the Van Halen concert you like that N'Stink crap?
Quint:....Ummm no of course not! Do I look that

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Cyclonus:I told you I thought we shouldn't listen to Bill and Ted... That phone booth looked pretty dam freaky...
Quint:Oh shut up! It's not that bad... Now who is this Konan guy anyway?

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

Cyclonus:Dear Cybertron, I thought you said you'd stay away from the energon beans Galvatron you know what they do, right soundwave?
SoundWave:I don't even have a nose and I can tell that it smells like something died in here....
Galva

Rumble on a Subway train

Rumble: Why does this train feel so small?

Unicron reading a magazine

"Ah its the start of another NFL season! Now if I had a big screen TV and her I wouldn't be eatting planets for a liveing."

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

Scourge watching the Cincinati Bengals.

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

Octane:"Hey Scourge wanna hear a joke?" Scourge:"Sure" Octane"Where do Autobots park when they go to a mall?" Scourge:"where" Octane:"An autolot hahahahahahahaha! Scourge:&am

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Jazz"I didn't know my new girlfriend would have this effect on Cosmos" Percaptor" Yeah does she have a sister?" Jazz"Well yes she was supposed to go out with Cosmos but if he doesn't come out

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Bumble looks at Optimus "Lost another bet eh?"

Optimus:"Yup I should have known that ant would beat the crud out of Wheelie"

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