The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Suzanne
Suzanne has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Skywarp: Aw hell, Megatron's drunk again!
Gimme a lift, Windcharger! I gotta take a huge shi--OOPS! Too late.
Hmm! Smell like s£!t!
Get your finger out of my ass!!
Whoever fu@ked me over as a toy is gonna get pounded!
I hope he isn't gonna $hit on my boot!!
AGGGGGGGGH!!!!! I'm too damn big! It's lonely up here. AGGGGGGGGH!!!
Uh Oh!! The little bastard is gonna throw up!
Aw, shut up, kid, before I stuff you in Fort Max's leg!!
Megatron: Oh darling! Squeeze harder!
Prime: Uh Oh!
