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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Tammuz

Tammuz has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Shockwave looks around a corner

Some say shockwave died after the movie, in reality he got trapped in trypticons buttcrack

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

someone told rumble perceptor was a giant pez, and he wants candy!

Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

SWAMP THANG I THINK I LOVE YOU

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

Why do get the feeling this is gay porn junkmail?

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

Dragstrip: I am NOT a bidet

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

Prime: everybodies got a monkey on their back

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

Do you think we should tell Prime someone stuck a 40ft ape on his back?

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

dude we rock on the invisible keyboard

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

oh man, its just never gonna be as big as when i was robot X

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

hooray! Astrotrain has accquired the invisable matrix of leadership!

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