Captions by TenaciousMC

Megatron decides to rebuild Cybertron using organic materials, starting with a rock. This will ultimately lead to the storyline's downfall in Beast Machines.

Screw this falling rock, Prudential. I'm switching to Geico!

The rock is shrinking and we are the only two left. What do we do now? This Survivor game show sucks!

Behold, Starscream, we are standing on a Rock Lord!

Why are we standing on Trypticon's pile of crap, oh mighty Megatron?

You see, we'd never become Headmasters b/c we're organic underneath and we'd have to be decapitated.

We're really aliens disguised as transforming robots...and we would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!

Check out my mutant head! Can I be in Beast Wars now?

"Let's see whose head easily pops off first."

"Welcome to the family, Spike! You and Bumblebee are a beautiful couple and I expect lots of grandchildren! Mind if I grope you a little?"

Megatron Hearts Sideswipe

Megatron: "Yep, I'm gay!"

"Shh. I'm almost done nursing Baby Sideswipe."

"We're almost at our honeymoon suite, my dear Sideswipe."

Ratchet told me to sit on Mirage and spread 'em.

Am I sitting on Mirage and what's that poking up my rear end?

Spike: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

"Daniel, look! There's a hole in the shuttle!"

Dad sure doesn't know how to look in the same direction as everybody else.

That's it, Ravage! I think you've found the sweet spot! Good boy!

Geez, Ravage! When I said, "Bite me!", I didn't mean it literally!

You no shop here! You go now!

It's the RoboSapien Optimus Prime!