Captions by The Chosen One

"did N.E.1 here know that im alergic to ... spi ... ders?! ACHOO!"

Yeesh! this is making me uncomfortable. (to rattrap) you hav a nice ass, but that's not so appealing at the moment!

Okay, I did my impression of a towel, now get me down! ...hey, guys, not funny, get me... Hey, where are you going! C'mon, get back here!

Devastator: This is my first time at a piercing parlor, you sure you know what you're doing? Slag: Me Slag do this lots. Do this for Menasor many times. Menasor: HEY!!!

Okay... Which one of you animators painted my head-fin thing the wrong color?!

Prowl, go find whoever drew us so badly and have them killed!! Look at me, my head's coming out of my shoulder, damnit!

Behold my glorious robothood! Do I make you randy? Do I turn your gears, baby? Yeah!

Yes, that's a blaster in my pocket, you sick freak! ...I have no control over where it goes, though

See kids, this is what it looks like when a Leozack grows out of your shoulder