Captions by Vampire Hunter

Optimus is trying out for the part of Tarzan in the new Tarzan movie..

Spike: Man, I never knew that




Spike: Man I never knew that LaserBeak was a girl!

Megatron: (Offscreen) WHAT THE F*CK!!!

Prime: Dear Primus! Its a human Megatron clone!! *starts shooting at the kid*

Kid: All right Megatron WOOOOO!!!

Megatron:...I don't even kn- BY PRIMUS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING!!!

Grimlock: pisst...PISSSSSSSSSSST!!!!
Wreckgar: WHAT!!
Grimlock: Me thinks that this caption is going to be on here for a while...
Wreckgar:....no....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Dev: AHH!! What the HELL are you doing!?!?
SLAG: Me just doing what Megatron is doing to Optimus Prime next to us.

Optimus:(off-screen) Oooh!! Yeah that's it...right there...ooh wait...a little lower...yeah, right there...ooooooOOOOoooh!right bet

Loooonely! I am so loonely! I have nobody to call my oooowwnnn!!

Windcharger: BOOOORRRRN FREEEEE!!
Brawn: God Damnit Windcharger! You're gonna get us caught!
Prime(off-screen): What the hell? God damnit! He's been watching those Hipeis movies again hasn't he?

R1: Uhhhhhhhhh...how long have we've been here?
R2: Don't...know...But I'm sick of being here...
R3: Damnit, we've been here for almost 2 months!
R1: And it's almost Christmas...better find a tree...
R2: We're in the midd

R1: I give up!! We're nemever gonna get out of this pithole!
R2: Well, there's always...
R3: SHUT UP!! SHUT UP! Every time you say it, we're still here!
R1: YEAH! So do us a favor ans ZIP the LIP!!
R2:....morons...

R1: uhhhhhh...how long have we been here?
R2: I don' know...I lost count after 4 weeks...
R3: My legs are killing me!
R1: Not as much as my ass! I'm stuck in this squawt form any longer, my fuel lines are going to burst!
R2: Well, tomorrow i

R1: AHHHH!!! WE'RE STILL HERE!!!
R2: Okay, nobody panic! I'm sure it's just for this last week.
R3: Are you NUTS!? You've been saying the same damn thing for weeks now! WHEN ARE WE GONNA GO HOME!!!
R2: You forget Megatron threw us o

R1:(hunch form) just two more days...just two more days...
R2: Great! Not only have we been on this stupid caption for more than 4 weeks, now he's losing his mind!
R3: Well, at least I don't have to got to the bathroom anymore.
R2: For Primus

R1:So much *OW!* for the new *OW* caption! YOU LIED TO US!!
R2:Hey, don't blame me! Blame the people in charge for changing the caption!
R1: This is our 4th week.OUR.4TH.WEEK!!
R3:*legs twitching still* I can't hold it in any longer!!
R2:Jus

R1: DAMNET!! How long are we gonna stay like this!!! My legs hurt!
R2: Don't worry, hopefully they'll put up a new caption tomorrow.
R3:*legs twitching* I have to go to the bathroonm!

Perceptor: STAY BACK!! I HAVE A SWORD AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!

Megatron: Moron, that's a pencil...

Perceptor:What? (looks at himself) AHHH!! MAGNUS YOU'VE BEEN PLAYIMG WITH THE SHRINK RAY AGAIN HAVEN'T YOU!!!!

Megatron: