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Cyclonus: Guys never watch End of Evangelion...I need a hug and a moment to cry in the shower while attempting to throw up.

Skywarp: Dude did he just ask what I think he did?
Thundercracker:Sorry kid we are just not that kind of evil.
Both: Sicko.
Bee: I don't want to die a virgin...

Today on Jackaft Optimus takes an I-Beam to the nuts and bolts.

Arcee: Wait you put what were and do what!
Magnus: You heard me. Now get down and get to it.
Arcee: Alright fine but just this once. But next time don't expect me to build your Gundam Models for you.
Magnus: Curse my giant hands...*sob*

BayBee: You sleep so peacefully at night Sammy...and you shudder when I touch you as you sleep.

Sam: I need an adult!!!

Skyfire: Giggitygiggity score!

Spike: I have COURAGE!
BumbleBee: I do too!
Optimus: Thats nice now stand right here where Megatron can see how brave you are...yes right on the bright red target.

Megatron: This is the last time I take directions from a rabbit. Damn you Bugs Bunny!
Starsceam: Yes O'mighty Megatron if I was in char...
Megatron: Starscream shut up.

Blitzwing: No Deadend Elven Paladins cannot roll existing religions damn it!
Deadend: But Elvenism sound stupid.
Motormaster: Not as stupid as an Elven scientologist Paladin.
Wildrider: Scientology isn't even a religion.