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Sari tells a story to Optimus and Bulkhead

Prime: "What the scrap is this kids malfunction?"

Jul 31, 2020

Machinima's Transformers Combiner Wars Poster

Optimus: "Is it just me, or does my crotch panel seem a bit loose? Oh, well. TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!"

Jul 31, 2020

Kids walking through damaged Football Stadium

It's no big deal. Chicago teams suck, so no huge loss.

Jul 31, 2020

"Hi. My alt mode is a pile of scrap. So... I'm sorry, but I am going to have to get myself killed ASAP."

Jul 31, 2020

"Oh! Ow! Hey, little human, I dropped down too quickly and got a bit of Rebar stuck up in my bum. Could you give it a bit of a yank? Oh! Ooooooh! Okay. That frikkin hurt!"

Jul 31, 2020

Hod Rod: "I had NO IDEA Optimus was bkack! Did you know that Optimus was black? Wow! Know wonder he never laughed at my racist jokes! Wow! You know a bot for 4 million years, and the whole time he's a black bot! I am a total piston rod!"

Jul 31, 2020

Hot Rod: "Betcha I could totally fit my head in there!"

Jul 31, 2020

So... THAT was dramatic.

Jul 31, 2020

Blaster: ummm... hi!
Arcee: Hey, is that hair gel? I totally ran out! THANKS!

Apr 1, 2006

Prime: (in that robust way that Prime sort of announces everything)Come on ape-bot! Let's roll out!
Primal: Ow...ouch...*grunt*...ow!
Prime: What seems to be the problem, my hairy freind!
Primal: Well, old freind, your trailer hitch and 14 gallons

Dec 15, 2004

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