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ZaberFang has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Should've switched to Capitol One...

Jan 19, 2007

And just in time for the World Series ...

Uh....heheheh.....Coach? I think you're gonna need a pinch outfielder!

Nov 14, 2006

Galvatron: "Er...doormat! A rug? Come on, give me a hint!
Dragstrip: ...*breathes deep*

Yep. It's that fresh.

Jun 21, 2006

.......Damn...This is so perverted, it goes without saying!

May 27, 2006

Peek-A-Boo!

May 22, 2006

Hot Rod: oO.......This is SO wrong!

May 15, 2006

Why doesn't Soundwave just fly away? I'm sure the cat can't jump THAT high...

Feb 24, 2006

If you get drunk staring at your drink...you might be a redneck.

Dec 30, 2005

Perceptor: "I've heard of having a monkey on your back, but this is rediculus!"

Apr 25, 2005

Hot Rod (offscreen): Well, I can't really say you have a good head on your shoulders anymore!"
Powerglide: "Oh, ha ha, that's VERY funny!"

Jan 3, 2005

Unicron: Man, am I glad no-one can see this... Wait, i-is that a camera?! I ONLY READ IT FOR THE PIC- ER, ARTICLES, I SWEAR!!!!
ZaberFang: Hey, there are little kids reading this - you can't swear!
Cameraman: Yeah, but that picture is GOLD, man!

Dec 31, 2004

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