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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Zero

Zero has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

"Mmmmmm...Tastes like chicken!"

Starscream drinks some Energon

i have just enough of megatron ---- to become an @$$ like megatron

Rattrap and a mouse

rattrap:i said i was sorry but the mouse had three ways to click.so can we have some fun now

Starscream running toward island

im stranded now i'll never beable to confess my true feelings to megatron

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

woman: hey hot stuff.optimus prime:It must be the ax effect

Hardhead using a microphone

hardhead:you are un beautiful in every single way words can bring you down.I am beatiful in great way words like this make puke

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

hot rod:love you man!Braver:love you to.R2-D2:beep zi ze bere beep[hey fruit turn around so I can see your make up]braver:C3-P0 what did he say.c3 p0:I don't know I wasn't listening

Cheetor makes a weird face

Cheetor:Up no down oh yeah thats the no stop please! please!lease no stop

Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen

Hot Shot:Smoke screen do you think we could be more than good friends

Optimus looking at Rhinox's ass!

O.P:well right now I can understand why people say theres more then meets the eye

Optimus looking at Rhinox's ass!

Prime:again!how can the hell can you sit on rat trao twice in one day.Well guess what I'm not sticking my hand up your @$$ to get him out again.

Optimus looking at Rhinox's ass!

Prime:oh my god it so tight and far out.Rhinox:are you done.Prime:no I'm uh um still um looking if uh you got shot.Rhinox:exscuse me.Prime: ohh nasty I mean I'm done

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

rad:oh my god its a kamikaze.carlos:no it was a bomb it had to be it stopped dimolisher.rad:no it was fred

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

(amuro ray within six-shot): ha! my gundam can kill you 2 in one shot!!!

Ratchet w/ gun

(heero yuy style) I will destroy you...

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