Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

trailbreaker says:

Microwaving Gummi Bears is not a good idea.

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

put the BLITZ in Blizwing

trailbreaker says:

It’s the HeMan Evil Horde slime pit !!

snavej says:

Blitzwing died seventeen days later of excessive colour clash.

snavej says:

Soylent green? [Checks interweb.] OK, that's alright. Carry on. Kill all humans.

Rainmaker says:

Blitzwing: Please tell me this is slime!

galvatron00 says:

Oh no!! Mutagen?! I don't want to end up with three faces!!!!

william-james88 says:

Dammit Slimer! Now I need to call the ghost busters.

Evil Eye says:

Blitzwing quickly regretted signing up for a leading role in the hentai production "Fun with Tentacles".

Heckfire says:

...GYAAAHHH...so, what happens when I say "water?"

SilentBlaster says:

Blitswing just wanted to be a teenage mutant turtle, but it didnt work.

seminole1 says:

AH! Next time turn your head when your about to sneeze Tripticon.

Roadshadow says:

Blitzwing: I F***ING hate Nickelodeon...

Unknown says:

I hate it when soundwave sneezes

shockblaster5 says:

Holy $#*t!!! Mixmaster, when I find you, I'll tear out that worthless CPU of yours, blast it into pieces, grind it into smaller parts, and then throw what's left of it into the ----ing sun!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kamakaze Thrower says:

Hasbro struck a deal with Nickelodion.

archangel_tears says:

so this is what happens when you snort paint. damn it starscream, you're not suppose to snort just anything for a killer buzz.

Scatterlung says:

"Technorganic?"

Ultimate Optimus says:

Blitzwing: Crumplezone, will you stop sneezing already?!?!?!

Roadshadow says:

This is Blitzwing after he got snorted into Trypticon's nose in a cocaine-bagged costume.

Dragonoth says:

Blitzwing: "Stupid organics and their pollution! We don't have this on Cybertron!"

Flashwave says:

EWW!!! I think Unicron's got a sinus cold!!

Exulted Unicron says:

Blitzwing gets a cameo role in Ghostbusters 3 and gets a BIIIIIG hug from Slimer

Minicle says:

Blitzwing: Say, you know this acidic alien blood has rather a nice scent to it...

Minicle says:

Blitzwing: ALRIGHT! Which one of you Bastards snuck laxatives into Trypticon's water bowl again!?

Starbeam says:

Yes! It's SLIME! It will slowly dissolve your armor before my eyes!
-reference to anime "Bastard"

Castle74 says:

SSSSLLLLLIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!

Castle74 says:

I feel so funky!

Phasewing says:

SLIMED!!

Road Turtle says:

"Ugh! Giant birds!!"

Road Turtle says:

Blitzwing, "....I don't Know! (GUSH!!!) You Can't Do That on Televison!!!"

(let's see if any old schoolers get this one....)

Nemesis Cyberplex says:

BW:So Megatron, how much more of this hair gel do I need to keep my head turrent from falling over?
Megs: That's not hair gel.
BW: Ew.

Montmorency says:

That's the last time I unclog your nose!

Bruticus Buckeye says:

You used the He-Man Slime Pit playset when you played with your Transformers, too! Admit it!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blitzwing nearly covered in muppet blood faces his greatest foe Snuffleluffigus.

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Blitzwing: oh baby you know i like it when...god damn it galvatron. i told you i don't like it when you pull out!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blitzwing,"Hey I'm never gonna get this green goop outta my beautiful blond locks.Astrotrain is my hair okay?"

1337W422102 says:

Scene from "Wet N Wild Robots XXXtreme"

darkwind25 says:

Blitzwing's audition tape for "DoubleDare" back in the early 90's.

lockepsb says:

Blitzwing: "Damn you Nickelodeon!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blitzwing,"It's not easy being green..........."

JazZeke says:

After he made it big in Transformers, he auditioned for a bit role in Ghostbusters II. Here he is getting hit by Slimer. His line would have been "He slimed me," but Bill Murray threatened to walk when he learned they were going to give him &quo

Relic says:

*RUMBLE* "So that's why the planets called goo!"

Relic says:

*BLITZWING* ... So their I was with this flesh bag looking down at me from the top of the pit screaming "It rubs the lotion on its' skin!"

Screambug says:

Blitzwing: "Eeeeewwwww...Omega Supreme should've covered his nose when he sneezed!"

Relic says:

*RUMBLE* "Let me get this straight the humans' head spun completely around?"
*BLITZWING* "Yes!"
*RUMBLE* "I didn't know they could do that!"
*BLITZWING* "Yeah, well its' head spinning around wasn't

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Galvatron (yelling out a screen door): Bltizwing! Stop splashing in those puddles, and come in for dinner!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blitzwing,"YES! Damn that Po splattered nicely! DON'T RUN! One down three more Teletubbies to go."

Zeedust says:

Don't make Blitzwing angry. You won't like him when he's angry.

spaceduk says:

trypticon: ahh aahh chooooooooo
blitzwing: tissue? anyone?

Death Gunner says:

Blitzwing:"Wow my pits stink that bad?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blitzwing,"Arggggghhhh this is so........actually I look pretty sexy in green.Is there matching shoes?"

Emerarudo_chan says:

please tell me this is godzilla drool....*shudders*

Emerarudo_chan says:

AHH! Acid, It Burns IT BUUUURRRNS!

DeltaOmega says:

Thats the last time i clean Unicron's nose!

1337W422102 says:

"This desert camo sucks big time."

1337W422102 says:

New AXE car wax and high-gloss buffing kits.

How dirty droids get clean!

Shermtron says:

Blitzwing:Mike Vick gave me herpies!!

Byrerprime says:

Blitzwing: I'm already a triple changer, now I'm going to change into a turtle too!

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Protestors: Carbon fiber alloy is Murder!
Blitzwing: Dammit! Do you realize how much this new armor cost?!

Death Gunner says:

Galvatron:"I love you Blitzwing you will become my second in command"
Blitzwing:"What was that Galvatron?"
Galvatron:"I said get back to base you sniveling decepticon"
Blitzwing"Darn sewage clogged up my radio cercuit

Q42 says:

Blitzwing: Hey, Astrotrain, I think I found your gun.
Astrotrain: Really? I thought I'd left it behind when it fell into the sewage dump.
Blitzwing: Yeah, well, you might want to give it a good cleaning, and maybe put it in baking soda for a while.

Q42 says:

Somehow, I don't think that this stuff is "Eau de Cologne"...

Q42 says:

"Jeez! When Unicron sneezes, everyone catches a cold!"

Q42 says:

"If I'd just stayed in the family restaurant business, this never would have happened...."

Marv says:

I'd ask what was in that bucket, but something tells me I'd regret ever asking...

Marv says:

It Could've been the battle fat Helm's deep, or that cool ghost army scene...but no, Galvatron had to re-enact the "Orc's emerge from a mud pool" scene from "the Lord of the Rings"!!!

Marv says:

I've been crawling through the sewers for hours, fighting off sludge monsters and wallowing in decaying refuge more repulsive than words could possibly describe...and worst of all, I couldn't find that penny Galvatron accidentally dropped into t

Marv says:

"Madame Lillycron's Armour Buffing Gel. Shake well before use, apply on towel-dry plating after showering. Avoid contact with optic sensors."

Marv says:

Darn Autobot taxidrivers! I bet he drove full-speed trough that puddle on purpose!

Marv says:

Devastator! Didn't your designer teach you to keep your end-effector in front of you mouth when you sneeze?

Marv says:

Blitzwing's attempt to repaint himself before Hasbro did it to him failed miserably...

Marv says:

So this stuff is good for my pores? That's nice...uh, what ARE pores, by the way?

KaylaTheHedgehog says:

I knew there was something wrong when they asked me to stand on that 'X'.

destroyer says:

"WHY DID I HAVE TO GET RID OF THE DECEPTACONS IN THE SEWER"

Acelister says:

*Blitzwing sniffs*
Blitzwing: "What is this...? Hot sauce? Where did it come from?"
Giant: "You'll do nicely after that Ultra Magnus and Predacon lunch I just had..."
Blitzwing: "Nooooo!"

Acelister says:

SwampWing! You make mah heart sing... You make everythin'... Groovy... SwampWing...

Acelister says:

Starscream: "Your mighty leader has fallen! I, Starscream am your new leader!"
Blitzwing: "He only slipped, in and covered us all in this slime..."
Starscream: "But he has fallen..."
Blitzwing: "He got up while you w

Pristine_Matrix says:

And now, as I, Blitzwing bring your doom, know Autobot, that it is an honour to die by my ha....DUDE. TOTALLY NOT COOL. YOU RUINED MY SPEECH. WHAT IS THIS CRAP? WHO THREW IT AT ME? TRIGGERHAPPY? SCOURGE? ANSWER MEEEEE!!!!!

Acelister says:

Blitzwing: "How many people just sneezed on me?"

saiyan_prime says:

Curse these confounded Gummi Bears and their horrible Gummi Juice.

saiyan_prime says:

Cyclonus: Blitzwing! What happened? Are you OK?
Blitzwing: He slimed me....
Cyclonus: That's GREAT! ACTUAL, PHYSICAL CONTACT! Can you move?
Hey Soundwave! I'm with Blitzwing! He got slimed!
Soundwave: That's great, save some for me.

Acelister says:

Blitzwing: "'Squeeze that Smurf, Blitzwing!' He said... Happy now, Rumble?"
*Rumble is rolling on the floor laughing*

Binaltech Bombshell says:

"Egon, your mucus."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Pleeeeease let that be Botannica's blood all over Blitzwing!

Arc the ZAKO says:

Optimus: Hmmm I can't beleive Wheeljack's Slime Gun really worked...
Blitzwing: I'll...get...you for this!!
Wheeljack: It should start to harden....ooooh I'd say just about now
Blitzwing: I.....ll...k...ill....y...*stops*

elmekia says:

Ok this is absolutely the LAST TIME I am ever gonna attend Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Award!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blitzwing is eliminated in the Iron Chef competition,for getting a little crazy with his lima bean casseroll.

Made from lima beans....


...and Chip Chase.

nojimus says:

Wow what is this?
(Offscreen)Ultra Magnus: I can't deal with that right now!

Kevinus Prime says:

"I look a thousand years younger! Thanks, Estee Lauder!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Man, this new car wax is a bitch to wipe off."

Kevinus Prime says:

"OK, who started playing Wayne Newton around these Mars aliens?"

Kevinus Prime says:

"I love swimmimg in raw sewage!"

Kevinus Prime says:

Trypticon: "WAAAACHHHOOOOOO!!!"

Lorekeeper says:

It THIS the headlight grease?

Casual Matt says:

*british accent* Well this is quite a sticky wicket.

ArctosPrime says:

Blitzwing: EWWWWW!!! Trypticon loogies!!!! IT BURNS THE "FLESH" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

-Soundwave- says:

mummbling to self: Every time we go out something always happens....
To no one: Do you know how hard it is to get this stuff out of my joints???

-Soundwave- says:

Starscream told me to fix the leak in the lowerdeck, but what the H%ll IS THIS!!

-Soundwave- says:

The polution on this panet just keeps getting worse.

-Soundwave- says:

Blitzwing: I told Galvatron I didn't want to paint the base.
Rumble: Shut up before I paint YOU some more!!

Powermaster Prime says:

"Owh come on Sharkticon,don't tell me this comes from you??"

overdrive says:

this was what happened the last time triptacon got a cold.

Death Gunner says:

Galvatron:"Ahhh so your finally here, did you bring the green energon?"
Blitzwing:"So thats what this stuff is? I knew it was to early to spring clean"

Acelister says:

Blitzwing: "... And then it went SPANG! Right here against my head..."
Galvatron: "And when you awoke, you were covered in this slime?"
Blitzwing: "Well no, thats why I'm late. The slime is because I fell in that puddle o

Acelister says:

Horrific picture's of Blitzwing taking part in a Vulcan sacrifice ritual...

Acelister says:

Blitzwing: "Thats the last time I fight one of those Xenomorphs... What is this blood made out of, anyway? And what's that hissing/fizzing sound?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blitzwing,"Holy crap,all this green stuff was inside that homeless guy?"

Marcus Rush says:

Eww no, Ben Afleck spooge

ninjabot says:

Blitzwing: " That's the last time I'm going to Louisiana, they can have those byous!!!

Arc the ZAKO says:

Blitzwing: BLITZWING MAD!!!!! BLITZWING SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
*Devestator steps on him*
Blitzwing: *While still flat* Thanks....ow I think.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blitzwing,"Whoa what is the alege content of this swimming pool anyway?"

Armbullet says:

Now I shall Have superpowers!! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!

Dr. Caelus says:

The evil Shredder decides to replace Bebop and Rocksteady by mutating Blitzwing and Astrotrain.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

The new ehobby exclusive Snotwing isn't all that great,I think I'll pass on it.

1337W422102 says:

"Guess I couldn't hold it in. I KNEW I should have taken a rest stop before going through the space bridge..."

Zeedust says:

Nobody knew how Blitzwing wound up being the first transformer to get a sunburn, but one thing was clear: the aloe vera gel wasn't working.

Giga Prime says:

In the remake of Ghostbusters, Blitzwing plays Peter Venkman.

optimus9504 says:

Blitzwing said: "yucky, why I get green slime first place? yucky!"

dolenarda says:

Megatron always told me to run away if its Green when it should be Pink

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Blitzwing didn't know how to tell the other Decepticons about his consuming addiction to candy apple pops, but it had gotten so out of hand, most of them already knew about it.

OP Prime says:

Blitz:"I attack your world and all you can defend yourselves with, is SLIME!?"
Aliens: "It's not JUST slime its a METAL EATING acidic slime, that also is quite sticky. And did we mention it also gums up joints really well?"
Blit

Silent says:

oh why did i go to the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards Show?

wavelength says:

why does fort max sneeze when cerboros sneezes when spike sneezes

XeroSyphon says:

Ok, whoo didn't put cholorine in the pool?

Acelister says:

Blitzwing: "Okay class, now for *Wack!* Oww! Who put this bucket of slime above the door?"
Rumble: "Don't tell him its acid!"
Blitzwing: "Aww man, its everywhere..."

Acelister says:

Frenzy: "Uhh, you're too late for Halloween, pal..."
Blitzwing: "Do you know how many planets I had to shop at before I found this colour gunk?"

Acelister says:

Blitzwing: "Are you sure you want this colour, Megatron?"
G2 Megatron: "Yes! Now go get the purple..."

Bed Bugs says:

Blitzwing attempts to be a model and shows off "Elita's Secret".

cecilia says:

Hmm..no one never told Blitzwing that green is soooo last years colour?

Death Gunner says:

Blitzwing:"Galvatron?"
Galavatron:"You cant see me"
Carlito:"Thats not cool"
*spits cybertronion apple juice on Blitzwing*

Death Gunner says:

Starscream:"Ahhhh decepticons retreat"
Blitzwing:"Hey why are we retreating it's just me"
Starscream:" We know, we know"

Death Gunner says:

Megatron:"Ah blitzwing your here, took you long enough"
Blitzwing:"Next time someone else can take the sewer approach, do you know how many crocodiles are down there?"

Acelister says:

Rodimus Prime: "These arn't the Autobot's you're looking for..."
Blitzwing: "These arn't the Autobot's I'm looking for..."
Rodimus Prime: "You want to cover yourself in slime..."
Blitzwing: &q

Acelister says:

Blitzwing: "And then you're sure she'll like me?"
*Kup and Hot Rod s------*
Kup: "Sure thing, lad... Just make sure that stuff's everywhere..."
Hot Rod: "Psst, Kup... What is it, anyway?"
Kup: "Not a

Acelister says:

Blitzwing: "What on Cybertron is in those water baloons?!"

Acelister says:

Blitzwing: "If I hear or see one more comment about this being because of Nickelodeon, I'm gonna bust some heads!"

Acelister says:

Blitzwing: "I'm melting! MELTING!"
Rumble: "Jeeze, he sure don't like havin' to wash..."

Acelister says:

Blitzwing: "Who switched my shampoo?!"

DarkDranzer says:

*Instead of being expelled from the Decepticons by Galvatron, Blitzwing was forced to clean out Trypticon's waste disposal unit for a month*

Blitzwing: "Note to Self: Go to Cybertron and tell Rodimus Prime that I accept his admission into the

Raverunner says:

The same thing happened to my Blitzwing toy! i was sitting on my toilet playing with him while evacuating my Taco Bell lunch when he suddenly lept from my hands and decided to go swimming in it...

thexfile says:

old blitzie uses to much greas in his hear after wanting to do his elvis impersonation....
this hapens when you have a bit to much of those energon drinks.....

thexfile says:

her we see the 1st paparatzie pix of blitzwing after he had a secret date withe that lovebal bal of slime from the goostbusters.... yes you herd it her 1st blitzwing and slimer ar an item !!!

Tammuz says:

SWAMP THANG I THINK I LOVE YOU

Chromia says:

It Burns! It buurns!!!

1337W422102 says:

I've heard of egging people, but this is rediculous!

jetty fire says:

Blitzwing you did the secert slime action.That was being a asswhole

Me am Grimwave says:

Eww! Dammit Trypticon, warn us next time before you sneeze!

scattershot78 says:

Blitzwing: Well this automobile anti-freeze will help me cool down so I can bash some autobrats!

Zeedust says:

Blitwing gets too close to Mike when Agent K steps in.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

My Blitzwing bellywasher has a leak in it.

Solidus says:

Hey! I said I'd volunteer for Generation 2, but you didn't say anything about this lousy repaint color scheme!

Solidus says:

Finally realizing that bright purple has no business in the military, Blitzwing decides to try his hand at a bit of camoflage.

Ransom says:

Blitzwing lost yet another round of paintball.

Godfather Bluto says:

Blitzwing: That's the last time i stand underneath a drunk gelstat on his knees.

DeceptiGojira says:

Dammit¡¡ Frenzy, April´s fool was last Friday¡¡

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blitzwing,"Ahhhhh what the hell? Man I hate when we do battle against Gallagher!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blitzwing,"Dammit I hate kitbashers!"

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Blitzwing: Wait a second... This isn't paint, IT'S GASOLINE! (Skywarp drops a lit mathch on Blitzwing) AHHHH! IT BURNS! STOP! DROP! ROLL! (repeats it a few more times)
Trypticon: Blitzwing do funny dance. Me wanna try! (Drops and starts rolling

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Blitzwing is the first to be eliminated from the 4th annual Cybertron Paintball Tournament.

Masterpiece Prowl says:

That's the last time I guest star on Slime Time Live. At least I didn't get pied. (Wreck-Gar throws a pie and hits Blitzwing)
Me and my biiiiiig mouth.

Ransom says:

Blitzwing is shown what the art term "living canvas" means.

Q42 says:

Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?

Q42 says:

AAARRRGGHHHH!!! It's in my ear! It's in my EAR!!!!!

Q42 says:

I'm gonna need one long shower after this...

Thanatos Prime says:

BOO!!! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE SINGER BLITZWING!! GET OFF THE STAGE!!

Thanatos Prime says:

Practical joke day in Kaon

Thanatos Prime says:

Oops, Megs is gonna be mad I broke my pretender shell...

Thanatos Prime says:

SLIMER GOT ME! Better call the ghostbusters

trailbreaker says:

Blitzwing accidentally steps into the Evil Horde Slime Pit.

trailbreaker says:

"Yuck! Trypticon just sneezed on me!!"

King Slick says:

Blitzwing: That's the last time I make an apperance on "You Can't Say That on Television!". I could go for some water...
*Blitzwing gets water dumped on him*

gruff says:

Janosz Poha: Why am I drippings with goo?
Ray Stanz: Man, I love you.

Bed Bugs says:

Blitzwing: Stop it Mixmaster!
M.master: It wasn't me!
Menasor: Sorry, hehe.

Bed Bugs says:

The Quintessons punishment for being found "Guilty".

(Looks like a green Sharkticon is attacking him from behind)

Bed Bugs says:

Blitzwing: Does this make me look like G2 Megatron now?

Bed Bugs says:

Megatron: Damn it Blitzwing! You went out drinkin again, didn't you?!

Blitzwing: *hiccup*I don't know *hiccup* what you're *hiccup* talkin about *hiccup*.

Bed Bugs says:

Blitzwing: Ah, it's jobs like these that remind me why I almost joined the Autobots! Damn you Octane!

Bed Bugs says:

Not to be outdone, the Decepticons attempt to match the Autobots Autobot Spike project. Only they took Blitzwing and merged him with Swamp Thing. May I present, Swampwing!

Bed Bugs says:

Blitzwing: I thought you said this camo would make me hard to see!

Bed Bugs says:

The "evolved" form of Cosmic Rust.

Bed Bugs says:

During the movie, Blitzwing is getting up after landing on and killing Shrapnel.

Blitzwing: Ew! Insecticon guts!

Bed Bugs says:

Blitzwing: Hey! Astrotrain! You need to lay off the grease!

Bed Bugs says:

After failing in "Triple-Takeover", Blitzwing is punished by being forced to clean up after Trypticon.

Bed Bugs says:

Wreck-Gar: We'll have you fixed up faster than 90 day waurantee, ---- a doodle doo!

Blitzwing: What in Seibertron's sake did you wipe on me?!

Bed Bugs says:

This is what happens when a transformer attempts to be a "Quad-changer".

Bed Bugs says:

Blitzwing: Quick! Get some Pepto Bismol, Trypticon's got the Diaharea again!

cecilia says:

They say that this is the best for the skin but why does it smell like ----?

HardHead says:

After a hard day's work, Blitzwing uses Panten Pro VI Transformer fluid: Because he's worth it

Mystery says:

GAH!!!!!!! If I'd known this was part of appearing at the Kids' Choice Awards, I wouldn't've come! (I didn't even get picked for a blimp...)

Jaw Crusher says:

Ah, nice to see some test art from 88 MPH Studios, though I really don't know if a Transformers/Ghosbusters crossover will fly.

Acelister says:

Blitzwing: "What are the odds of Menasor, Devestator AND Predaking all getting colds at the same time? Let alone sneezing at the same time!"

Black Arachnis says:

Blitzwing: "ah sonova!who`se the wiseguy that thinks it`s funny to toss paintbombs!I just had my barrel polished by a fembot!

Ratbat says:

Blitzwing hated being on Nickelodeon's You Can't Do That On Television.

Ratbat says:

What the--? I'm trapped!!

-Soundwave- says:

Blitzwing: Next time send Starscream to squish the Quints.

Raverunner says:

Dammit why did Galvatron have ME attack Unicron's Nose section?!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blitzwing,"Damn this is why I hate being a presenter at the Nickleodian kids awards show."