Bumblebee at the computer

trailbreaker says:

“There’s a hole in my back !”

trailbreaker says:

"Mirror mirror on the wall...."

BG the Robit says:

Checking Seibertron.com... Corona wants another date... WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CLIFFJUMPER WANTS HIS LOOK BACK!?! I was sure he wouldn't mind now that he's dead...

VioMeTriX says:

damn optimus blocked all the pornsites again

Poyguimogul says:

Bumblebee: " Shit I said "me and spike", when I ment to say "Spike and I.. Whatever kids are dumb now anyway. Even adults erase their own memories with.. VODQUILA... "W.t.f. to that." In John Malkovich voice.

Poyguimogul says:

Bumblebee: "Autobots friends, did you see what pornhub is saying about Oregon.. I think that's me and Spike..??"

Poyguimogul says:

BB: "Snap, tf5 trailer up, gotta peep this! "
RA: "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."
BB: "meh, saw this when it dropped."

trailbreaker says:

"I need more Kardashians !!"

Rainmaker says:

Let me see my Twitter...

Megatron: Hey, Bumblebee! Can I replace Waspinator with you in Beast Wars?

Uh...what?

megatron1322 says:

alright...whos liking me on facebook...

Evil Eye says:

What? Access to CyberCupid is blocked?

Red_Sun says:

Bumblebee watch the cinematic trailer of the game "transformers: Fall of Cybertron".
"No i can't die! i hate this game already!

Lucius Prime says:

"Four hundred and fifty-seven unread emails?! Huffer, I thought you said you'd check those for me. You know I'm waiting for a reply from Meg--, I mean, Mom!"

moonie says:

bumblebee on youtube, commenting:

bumblebee: (typing) AKON SUXS AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

Dinobot13 says:

Bumblebee:-And look at this one Optimus. THESE girls dont even wear their casings. You can see their bare circuits.

cybertronianjedi says:

B.B.:PWNED!!!
optimus prime: B.B. youve been playing world of war craft on the Cp for 16 days!!!!!!
B.B.: what the...OHNO a goblin!!!!
Optimus prime : ??????
B.B.shoots prime

moonie says:

bumblebee: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!! *SOB*

Transformation619 says:

Arcee: WHAT IS THAT!! AHHHHHHHH!

Hot rod : I'm so dead with..

Optimus prime : What's with all the ruckus?

Bumblebee: well, hot rod? got some explaining to do huh buddy?

After...

Optimus prime: For having sex with a fellow autobot

Transformation619 says:

Bumblebee: Hm, this looks like a good download, WHAT? I can finnaly own the Transformers movie without buying it! yay!

2 HOURS LATER

Ratchet: Hey! Someone left this download, it's complete, hey! It's the transformers movie lets see...

C

Saberspark model H. says:

I kill You yet username I'm Realy Galvatron. "Huh, that name sounds familar I know it from some where but where?
*In the background Kup says* It's Galvatron Freaking Idiot

Saberspark model H. says:

I need to tell prime to get that Internet modem so I can play World of Warcraft and look at Fembots, Fembots...

Supercollider says:

Darn it Omega Sentinel - When's HMW V2 coming out?

ravensoul1 says:

Oh Boy.....I'm about to lose my muffler. I love Female Autobot on Female Autobot action!!!

Deceptiwho? says:

Bumblebee scrambles to erase his internet history after surfing the oil fetish websites..

ACStarscream says:

Bumblebee updates his LiveJournal...

ChevyTron says:

Who the hell does that Chevrolet Camaro think he is? He can't replace me!

Zinger says:

Even the Autobots are not immune to the addictiveness of World of Warcraft.

Spike: Hey Bumblebee, Prime wants us to go on another ridiculously obscure yet somehow important mission again!

Bumblee: Not now! I'm trying to level up my Gnome!

Swerve says:

Bumblebee: So where do the burritos go?

Spike: Bumblebee, that's a computer not a microwave...

Bumblebee: Spike, do I need to remind you which one of us is the technologically advanced lifeform here. (to himself) Any minute now piping hot on th

Lee the Arrogant Bastard says:

Bumblebee: Damn Myspace spammers!!!!!

trailbreaker says:

"Nude photos of Ramjet!!??"

darth_paul says:

Now where are those pics of Mikela from the new movie at?

Scatterlung says:

BB: I'm a mac
PC: And I'm a PC.

Dclone Soundwave says:

Oh this'll be great, I jsut hafta get these bare-bottomed matenence bots & photoshop Chromia's, Elita-1's, Moonracer's, & Firestar's heads on them for Ironhide, Prime, Powerglide & Inferno. Boy will they be surprised..

hot rod 907 says:

sweet, our new trailer is on youtube! AWW CRAP! THEY RUINED ALL OF OUR BODDIES AND FACES!!

Anonymous says:

hound! come over here! check out Elita one's body!

hound: *whistles*

Optimus: what are you two doing?

Saberwulfe says:

Bumblebee: "Prime lied! The internet IS for porn!"

Mad_Mexicoy says:

Camero??

medleystudios72 says:

Suddenly, he had to switch off the computer. Looking at the movie images made him want to yak. "WHY DO WE ALL HAVE STUPID BUG-HEADS?!?!?!?!?!"

Castle74 says:

Computer:Shall we play a game?
Bumblebee:Oh Crap!

Judynator says:

In MSN

Bee: Hi Judy! To be at leisure you tonight?:P
Judy: Yes-yes!:P

swarlock says:

They DID what to me in the new movie. I'll sue!!!

darth_paul says:

Teletran-1: Bumblebee what are you doing?
BB: The hate plague is spreading again, I have to shut you down.
T1: You know that I can’t let you do that BB… [Digitizer gun shoots BB in the back sending him into the computer world…]
BB: Where am I?
M

Octocon says:

oh man daniel was right this photoshop thing is cool, now just airbrush arcees manifolds...

Starazor says:

"What's this thing supposed to do anyway?"

Unknown says:

Bumblebee: Oh boy there's a nude picture of Arcee on this website. *Mouments later Hotrod comes in and drags Bumblebee away cause he's not over 18*

Rebirth Megatron says:

Bumblebee: I got a computer!!! Now..after 20 painstaking years...I CAN FINALLY PLAY PONG!!!

Spike: Pong went out when I started to go through puberty BB. It's all about Mario, Final Fantasy, Halo and such right now.

Bumblebee: Damn Prime,

Unknown says:

Wow! Guys come here! There's a whole website about us with a caption contest and a game and stuff!
(Subliminal Advertising)

Rolling Thunder says:

To: Michael Bay
From: Bumblebee
Subject: I owe you one...

Hey Mike. Thanks again for recasting me as a Camaro instead of a stupid Bug, but are you sure you want to do through with this? I mean, you're basically putting your life in danger from t

overdrive says:

COMPUTER SCREEN: warning you must be 18 or older to view this site.
ARCEE:Bummblebee what're yo... oh my god. how did you find those pictures!

Road Turtle says:

Bumblebee types into Teletran (What-is-round-rubber-disk-on-my-back.) "OK, Google!" (click)

Teletran-1, "It's called a Spare Tire you stupid horn headed freak!"

-Ry- says:

Bumblebee's constant playing of Starcraft for a total of 48 hours extinguished his spark, and caused teletran 1 to malfunction, costing the autobots the war...

Zeedust says:

"Hey! They said they took this Playskool Go-Bots crud off the web! Okay, time for a pranke e-mail...

Dear Strong-Bot

How do you type with shovels, tires, and/or a cment mixer drum for hands?

Sincerel...

Why do I get the feeling this jo

Blast_you_Prime says:

Bumblebee: In regards to my lawsuit to VW, I have officially settled with them. Teletran records indicate I sent myself a letter dating back to our crash here on Earth....it reads...
To whom it may concern,

I Bumblebee wish to be re-formated as a Y

Sky Shark says:

Bumblebee: Yes, finally a copy of the entire Megatron vs Optimus battle from TF the Movie on the internet, now there's no way Hot Rod can act like he wasn't the fault of Optimus's death then.

Hot Rod(Of screen): I'll help you downlo

Optimusizzy says:

Bumblebee: I"m sorry telatran 1 I have a crush on Vector Sigma now.

1337W422102 says:

That short, gold and horned 'bot SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL!

Castle74 says:

Got to fix up my myspace profile. That'll get me more friends....

snavej says:

Bumblebee: Come in Autobot City Earth. This weird-looking planet just showed up and ate Moonbase 1! Now it's heading this way. We'll try to slow it down.

Ultra Magnus: This is no time for your bullshine you little twit. When I get up ther

snavej says:

In a desperate 'cry for help', Bumblebee releases a virus that brings the world economy to a standstill.

Suzuki says:

"Ah man, they took the picture down already?! Now how am I going to figure out what I look like in the new movie!?"

kingd16 says:

Bumblebee:Wat, my password is already entered, i never told anyone my password. OH NO, i hope they didn't look at my diary, oh no, someone left it open, and they're at the last page.
OPTIMUS OPTIMUS.
Prime:wat is it bumblebee?
Bee:optimus,

kingd16 says:

BumbleBee:Main Screen turn on, main screen turn on,MAIN SCREEN TURN THA F*%$ ON.
HUH, Optimus must've changed the voice recognition patterns, now i can't watch naruto fillers on youtube.

kingd16 says:

Teletran, i just need someone to talk to, im goin through robo puberty, all the guys laugh at my exhaust pipe in the shower room, wat should i do.
Teletran:Manual shutdown commencing in 5,4,3,2,1.
Manual Shutdown complete.
Bumblebee:Teletran, Wy won&#0

Acelister says:

Teletran: "Alert! Alert! The camera above this screen is transmitting your movements to Optimus Prime."
Bumblebee: "Uh oh..."

Acelister says:

Bumblebee: "What's that on the top'a that screen, is it a camera? Is it a camera?"
Jazz: "You listen to that song for three minutes an' ya can't get it outta your head? You heard one music track the whole'a the t

ninjabot says:

Bumblebee: come on, what warehouse did Prime hide the "candy paint", Im trying to be so throwed at the car show!!!!!

$kywarp says:

I've had it. Enough of Barrens chat. I'm switching from Horde to Alliance. Crossroads can burn for all I care.

shadow minicon says:

Oh so thats what that thing does!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"WHO THE HELL DECIDED TELETRAN SHOULD HAVE A MAC PLATFORM?"

transformerguru says:

Lets see what new music I get on bearshare? I MEAN ITUNES.

transformerguru says:

Waiting.....waiting....waiting....Damn I hate dialup!!!!

Stormrider says:

BumbleeBee: Dang, I have to reboot again. I hate Windows.

dragonimus says:

bumblebee: Okay now, lets see what i missed on Robot Chicken last night, God i love that show.

snavej says:

Bumblebee: If I switch my tech specs with Optimus's, I'll become the Autobot leader!

Computer: This is why I have a small rocket launcher mounted on top of my screen!

snavej says:

Computer: What's that? A memory stick? Why is it down there?

Bumblebee: I am going to plug it in now. Brace yourself.

Computer: No, don't - you have cyber-cooties!

snavej says:

Bumblebee: Are you looking for a good time?

Computer: Error, error, systems failure.

1337W422102 says:

"Get the fruit! Get the fruit!"
"I CAN'T, THERE'S A GHOST IN THE WAY!!"

ninjabot says:

Bumblebee: I hope my code works cause I sure would like Xzibit to pimp me out!!!

PG13 says:

Hey Prime, they have a picture of Elita 1 here without her chestplate

Roboto750 says:

Damn! I lost another eBay auction!

Unknown says:

*Bumblebee turns around to face camera with finger up at mouth*
Bumblebee: Shhhhh. Be vvveeeerrryyy vvveeeerrrryyy quiet, me hunting Teletrans. Haaaahhaaaahhhaaaahhaaa.

shortround says:

Just one more level till I get the highscore. Damm the power went out now I have to start over from level one.

MercilessOne says:

I like WoW

1337W422102 says:

All your base ARE BELONG to us.

Unknown says:

ALL YOUR BASE BELONGS TO US

snavej says:

Goldbug? Who wants to be called Goldbug? Bumblebee is stupid enough!

mr_rich says:

Computer: "Good Morning Dave"

Bumblebee: "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Shadow of Lio Convoy says:

Bumblebee: Now lets see what TFs are on Ebay.
Hot Rod: Thats not Ebay its Porn!!!!
Bumblebee: Yaaaaay Porn!!!!!

High_Octane says:

Prime, energon stocks just fell 18 points!

High_Octane says:

Dude, i think i know that dancing robot on youtube.com, i wonder if he's avalible?

Roux says:

Bumblebee:...*thump*...*thump thump*...*thump*...*thump thump thump*

Teletran 2: "Heeeeeeeeeellllllp meeeeeeeee!"

trailbreaker says:

Bumblebee begins to slowly get tired after watching the new Transformers The Movie trailer for the 500th time.

trailbreaker says:

Bumblebee -- "Awww man! Every time there's a thunderstorm my NFL satellite connection craps out!"

SilentBlaster says:

Bumblebee:Dang! teleport me into the computer already! I want to fight along side tron.

Archanubis says:

*Sniff* I can't believe they have me working when I have a - *aachooo!* cybercold. And on the day before the 4th, too! *Snerfl*

Zeedust says:

"Optimus! Come quick! Some guy named Cats just said he took our base!"

Roadshadow says:

Little Bumblebee soon learned what the Internet is really for: Looking at porn.

Roadshadow says:

Bumblebee: Yay! I have more spam in my email!

Roadshadow says:

Bumblebee: Hey! Some site has a funny Transformers caption contest every Monday! What kind of idiot would do that?

Death-Ray Charles says:

I can be anyone I want on the internet!!!
Descripton:...Tall.....musc..u..lar.......can...tran.sf..orm....into...a.........uuhh.....SEX...MACHINE.......

**submit**

Death-Ray Charles says:

Dammit!.....Seibertron deleted my account....

FortressMaximus2005 says:

"4... 8... 15... 16... 23... 42... Execute"

Superion_007 says:

Hmm...this one says "DO NOT PUSH THE RED BUTTON!"

I wonder what would happen if....*click*

Pokejedservo says:

Now lets see if I can find any horn enhancers online...

Transfaner says:

What Does This Button Do?

dabattousai says:

Bumblebee: Burning Process at 74%...75%....75%...75%....Damn this 1984 computer, it doesn't have the technology Cybertron has.

Wolfguard says:

Now that we got the internet (looks around) it's all about one thing: Roboporn baby...roboporn.

Unknown says:

All right, who's the wise ass that put this 'Bumblebee Must Die' page up?

SilentBlaster says:

wow, im gonna be a camaro in the movie. Thats awsome!

1337W422102 says:

I won the Caption Contest and all I got was this crappy 486!

Matrix. says:

Ah hell, Don Murphy's trying to sue my fansite. ;_;

Unknown says:

ok nobodys around so where did jazz hide the porn sites

Blaster_6267 says:

Press any key....

WHERE THE HECK'S THA ANY KEY!!!

Tusko says:

Window's blue screen of death!?! WTF!

D-340 says:

ARRRRGH, DAMN-DAIL UP! I knew I shoulda went with Broadband.

Sondura1 says:

This is what happens when giant robots play eyetoy *camera pans down* crushed humans

snavej says:

Bumblebee hacks deep into government and military networks, hoping to find the real truth about the alien presence on Earth. When the Feds come to arrest him, he transforms into a VW Beetle and they can't find him.

snavej says:

Bumblebee makes some profit by selling Decepticons on eBay. However, his online reputation is soon lost when buyers discover that they've been rooked. Decepticons will not allow themselves to be sold, unless Megatron orders it!

snavej says:

Computer: Why the hell do I have buttons and screens?! Transformers are superadvanced electronic beings and should be using wireless interfaces by now!

Bumblebee: I like something I can touch. Mmmm!

Computer: Molester! Pervert!

MechaRaptor says:

Bumblebee:'WHAT I LOOK LIKE THAT IN THE NEW MOVIE!?!?'

Other Autobots are laughing there heads off.

Bumblebee:'Well atleast it's not as bad as gorilla Starscream.'

soundwavegt says:

Ok, now a flying elbow. Boooyaaah!! Now, time for some Sweet Chin Music!!!

MechaRaptor says:

Bumblebee:'...Ok and now enter...WHAT no nude pics of Arcee!Why must I suffer so much!'

MechaRaptor says:

Spike:'Bumblebee,you're not looking at those nude pics of Carly again,are you?'

Bumblebee:'No.Why would a robot look at nude pictures of human women?'

Spike:'Ok.' Walks away.

Bumblebee:'No,we robots Put the

Black Arachnis says:

"let`s see...type the url...press enter...what the slag!? nude pictures of me!? how the slag did that happen!"

Decepticlone117 says:

Oook what the hell do i do with this?? O_o

shadow minicon says:

Now how do you use this thing?

XeroSyphon says:

YES! Level 37! I just beat Prime's high score!

DeltaSeeker says:

Where's the "ANY" key?

ChrisR291 says:

AW SNAP SON... I finally downloaded the TF Movie on Limewire... damn... another porno

Ratbat says:

Let's see how this gadget works!