Hot Shot and Jolt get acquainted ...

Mr Skram says:

"And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?"

Evil Eye says:

Surprise Helicopter Sex!

Zeedust says:

Hot Shot: "OW! Dammit, jolt, that HURTS!"

Jolt: "Yeah, like this is a picnic for me either... AND WHAT'S THAT SMELL?"

Roadshadow says:

Hot Shot: Whooooooooooa. Rainboooooooooooows......
Jolt: I'm a marijuana-filled MiniCon! Keep me up your ass and I'll do a bonus, hehehe.

Zeedust says:

Hot Shot: "By Cybertron, this will all be just an unpleasant memory."

Jolt: "Yeah, like shoving a key up your ass is gonna be any less embarassing."

cecilia says:

Isn´t it better with Jolt combine in his butt then..for exempel..hmm...Megatron ^^
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Jolt: bip bop bip bi bi bipp(Show me your ass baby)
Hot Shot: ......
Me: dam, I´m not against gay robots but T

Viper 16 says:

hmmm, jolt on hotshots butt, and rainbow background, put two n' two together.

juggaloG says:

HS: Why did Takara have to stick my main Minicon attachment point on my butt? WHY!
Jolt: Yeah, like it's a picnic to BE attached to your butt!

Kal-Seth says:

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sagekilla says:

Hot Shot: Jolt, what the hell are you doing?
Jolt: Just combining
Hot Shot: You call shoving yourself up my ass combining?
Jolt: No, its just really fun..
Hot Shot: HELP RAPE!

Anonymous says:

Statement: Everytime Hotshot gets a Jolt up his ass, his cannon fires.

Anonymous says:

Jolt: "Dude! Why did nobody say that Hot Shot's ass was so big?!

Shadow Fox says:

Hot shot- Ok?...so why is it that I'm the only autobot that his minicon attaches to my ass..grr..Red Alert, I hear you snickering in the corner over there!!!

Anonymous says:

Oh, such pretty rainbow colors.....

Zeedust says:

Inferno (offscreen): "WHAT? The propeller-butt is MY schtick! Prepare to burn, infringer of my copyright!"

Anonymous says:

Hotshot: REDALERT! GIMME THAT CAMERA SLAGGIT!! RedAlert: Sorry Hotshot, but Seibertron.com is giving me good money to get shots like these...

Minicle says:

What the Censors didn't want you to see.

K-nonFodder says:

I HAVE THE POWER.... to come outta the ... oh wait7 maybe i don't

Zeedust says:

Poor Hot Shot... Of all the places for a Mini-Con sting...

Anonymous says:

Hot Shot: Now, we power-link with out mini-cons like this . . .
Sideswipe: Uh, okay. (Thinking)There's no way I'm sticking a @#$%ing mini-con up my @$$!

Anonymous says:

Take it easy, mate.

Anonymous says:

"Hey, guys! Check out the strobe light back scratcher I got!"

Hot Shot says:

well you sure are a horny little bugger

buddhaquest says:

Pics like this one are why I drink...

Anonymous says:

Hotshot: !! What are you doing?! Jolt: For some reason I find your ass strangely alluring...

Anonymous says:

If I had a helicopter combinging with my ass, I'd probably see psyodelic colors too.

Anonymous says:

hotshot: what the heck are you doing?
Jolt: getting acquianted.
hotshot: what are doing shooting plasma up my butt?

Beast Simpson says:

Hot Shot: OH!.....Hello there Jolt...

zach says:

jolt: one day im gonna regret this

Anonymous says:

hey jolt stomp humping me

Anonymous says:

i know that hot shot is hot.... but.... do we really need to see this side of him....

Anonymous says:

Jolt: must break free, all most there, man he needs to shower more, as soon as i break free i am as good as gone
hotshot: what's that little buddy?
Jolt: beep boop beeeo
Hotshot: Gotcha better press you and tighter
Jolt: damn it

Anonymous says:

Jolt: Damn it i cant take it any more ,Self destruct activated
Hotshot: see you in heaven jolt
Jolt:HEAVEN! im going to hell and proud!

Anonymous says:

*uughn*, I sweartagod, I will never eat a minicon, and a ceiling fan in the same sitting ever again!...DAMMED PEANUT BUTTER!

Anonymous says:

*uughn* I sweartagod, I will never eat a minicon, and a ceiling fan in the same sitting!...DAMMED PEANUT BUTTER!!!!

Anonymous says:

(Hotshot)Hey Doc, are you sure this thing is a suppository?

Beast Simpson says:

Hotshot: One of the founding helpers in the Underground Railroad.

Anonymous says:

would you get off my ass Jolt

Shadow says:

Hey Jolt, did I ever tell you about the birds and the cyberbees?

Anonymous says:

whoohoo! I feel all tingly now!

Sideswipe says:

Jolt: wooooooowwww Looky ata all te pretty lights!!!
Hotshot: AWWW Man, as if I didnt look gay enough as it is. Jolt Didnt I tell you to lay off the mushrooms!

Sideswipe says:

Jolt! Powerlink, weapon system: Butt Plug!

Chrono says:

Do i have to join to your ass everytime?
Shut up, you think i like this!

Broadside says:

Well it beats having that drill stuck to my ass

MindWipe says:

ATTACK OF THE PSYCODELIC HELICOPTER!!!!!!

Matrix Dragon says:

Jolt: Why me God? What'd I do?

Anonymous says:

hey did u know that in my school hometown angel perez is like so gay and here we go fart atk

Anonymous says:

Hot Shot: Butt cannon!

Anonymous says:

Hotshot: Who says the missile that comes out of my tire is my ultimate weapon, just wait until i turn around!!!!!

Unicron says:

Jolt! What are you doing? Stop being gay! Get off of me!

Anonymous says:

Hot Shot: Arrrgh, why the hell do I have a mini-copter stuck on my ass? *farts* Now I get it...

Anonymous says:

Prooves that Hotshot can also use his Minicon as a dildo!

Anonymous says:

Hotshot: Get this giant bug off my ASSSS!!!

Anonymous says:

I'm not so sure about this whole minicon thing. Is there time to reconsider?

Thunderwing says:

"Megatron, eh? We'll take care of that! Jolt! Get your ass on my ass!"

Anonymous says:

If you wanna be my minicon, you're gonna have to join an exclusive club the "Kiss My Ass Club", created by Vince Mc Mahon.

Anonymous says:

Behold! My ultimate fart!

Anonymous says:

((Hotshot)) ::slim shady music playing in the background:: My bum is on your lips! My bum is on your lips! And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss!

Anonymous says:

((Oppy & Red)) HAHAHAHAHA!!!
((Hotshot)) Come on! Haven't you ever heard of sympathy?!
::Optimus and Red-Alert continue to laugh::
((Hotshot)) You guys are MEAN!!! ::runs away crying::

Anonymous says:

hotshot: why the hell did I get an ass kisser mini con!

Anonymous says:

Now Whose in Control Biatch!

EDIMUS PRIME says:

WHOA WHATS THAT GROWING BACK THERE BETTER HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT AT THE DOCS OFFICE

Anonymous says:

Wonder Twins unite!
Form of a helicopter on my ass.

Anonymous says:

"Great, not only am I appearing in a sub-standard CN piece of s£!t, but this minicon attatches to my ass."

Starscream K'dash says:

Jolt:Say My Name SAY MY NAME!!!!

Anonymous says:

everyone had cool places for ther mini-cons and mine goes up my ass

Anonymous says:

Thair she blows!
BBBLLLLATTTTTT!
OH GOD THE STENCH!

Will says:

Jolt: For God's sake, Hotshot, toilet paper! TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Jolt: This is sooo wrong.
Hot Shot: Tell me about it.

Anonymous says:

now i know why we have to be on cable

Anonymous says:

You sure u know wut ur doing Jolt.Jolt: Why yes i know wut im doing....

Anonymous says:

Be careful back there! I just had spicy chilli!

RandomFerret says:

This is too easy to make fun of. I'm going to take the moral high road here and not participate. Also, "Blarg we are having the ass sex."

Anonymous says:

Hot Shot:"Huh? What the he...?!" Jolt:"Scream for me, bitch!"

Anonymous says:

HS- "Owwwwie!"
Jolt- "Quitcher b#tchin!"

Anonymous says:

"I knew I should've tried the hamster!"

Anonymous says:

Warning! This cartoon contains scenes that may be considered obscene. Parental supervision is advised...

astrotrain's first friend says:

Hotshot: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jolt is blown away*

Anonymous says:

Hotshot: Wild bean vines...hard to digest.....
Megatron: Oh no, not that....ARRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!
(40 megaton flatulance blast unleashed)

Anonymous says:

Hotshot: By the power of Flatulence....(lightening bolts, energy rushes from grayskull, groovy flash of color)
I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!
Jolt: wrong cartoon jackass!

Dynamus Prime says:

Jolt: OOOWWWW!!! Where'd this big oafish bot's butt come from?!!

Anonymous says:

I dont remember eating corn!

Anonymous says:

Hot Shot: I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF THE "BOT",GO Back TO THE HELL FROM WHICH YOU CAME!!

Anonymous says:

(after a squishing noise)Jolt says to Hot Shot: I knew after pressing the button it was bad,but I didn't know the side effects were going to be beautiful colors and us finding out the true meaning of "Curiosity Killed The Cat"..

Anonymous says:

Megatron...I have A Question...When I see lots of beautiful colors...Is That Bad??!!

Anonymous says:

mY LiFe iS PaiN.

lordpuki says:

(bad british accent) "YEAH, BABY!!!"

Anonymous says:

Jolt: Whoa you're a slippery one aren't ya!

kuhlio says:

Is that your universial connector, or mine?

Anonymous says:

Damn you papparazzi!

Anonymous says:

hotshot: is that you or the blades jolt: uh...yea my blades

Anonymous says:

Hotshot: Couldnt you connect somewhere up higher?
Jolt: Nope sorry, no room, and besides, this spot is more comfortable

Anonymous says:

A new meaning to the term "Windmill that ass."

mousetrap says:

Jolt: HotShot!! you've got a leak here! HotShot: yeah i know, by the way i just came out of the toilet....

Anonymous says:

Hot Shot: WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING??!!
Jolt:Don't look back! just go on with the mission!!

trypticon says:

Hot shot: is this your idea of the latest fashiohn statement? Jolt: yup...thought you would look better with a tail!

Inferno says:

Hot shot:slowly with the ass... it kinda hurts u know...
Jolt:sorry, like we gotta save the world u know?!

Anonymous says:

hot shot:are you sure this is the best place? jolt:YEAH!!!!

Anonymous says:

jolt. i told you were JUST FRIENDS!!!

Anonymous says:

You know very well this is NOT the time or place!!!

Unicron says:

OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO *THERE*!!!

Anonymous says:

Yet again I'm not amazed by this cartoon abilty to ruin the name of G1

Anonymous says:

NO I am not Vortex, I am VORTASS !!

Anonymous says:

How many time must I keep telling you: It's AUTOBOTS, not AUTOBUTTS!!

Anonymous says:

Autobots!!! NOT AUTOBUTTS!!

tyler says:

Uh, Jolt? Tell me thats your spare rotor digging into my---OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

No, Jolt, I said it's time to KICK some butt, not KISS some butt!!!

Bobimus Prime says:

I do not want to hurt you but you leave me no choice! (Anyone remember the transformers clip in LEON??)

Anonymous says:

Look at me Im a sexy boy,
DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!

Anonymous says:

Im going to stick this cheese sandwhich up your bum-bum

Chee-toy says:

Behold my secert attack.... "Shiny Butt Flash"!!!!

Anonymous says:

"My Sonic Flachelence attack has opened up a hole in the Space-Time Continuem!" Hot Shot yells. Jolt leaps in, "I guess it's up to me to close your hole, Hot !"

Anonymous says:

Obviously, Jolt confused himself with Sparkplug again...

TeleTran2005 says:

Reason 105 of why you shouldn't watch Transformers Armada

Anonymous says:

"The Humpty Dance will be your chance..."

homelessjunkeon says:

hey didnt jolt have a rail gun? nooooooo!

homelessjunkeon says:

"great now if i fart i can just turn on this fan and blame it on the decepticons!"

Anonymous says:

I could use a Jolt!!

Anonymous says:

All right!!! Now I can fly!

Anonymous says:

Hot Shot´s new video for his Nirvana Cover; "Rape Me".

Bumblebee says:

Hot Shot: I wonder were Jolt i---AAAAAH!!! HEY!
Jolt: Hey, it's gotta be less painful than being around those kids, buddy.

Ibanezjimjim666 says:

Hotshot: DAMN MOSQUITOES!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Jolt begins to realize that, when compared to other Autobots with Minicons, he got the raw end of the deal.

genericanimefan says:

Hot Shot: Damn... I knew I shouldn't have ate the brown acid.

Anonymous says:

Okay, Okay! Enough with the cow poker.

Anonymous says:

Prime: Still upset they didn't recycle your name?
Hot Rod: Not a bit.

Anonymous says:

Owwwwwww!!! I should have worn my cup!!!

Lord Starscream says:

Ah...they're eloping.

Anonymous says:

Hippy 1- cool colors huh
Hippy2- yeah man the colors were cool but the other thing I saw was messed up

hannibal says:

Hot Shot: At least this is better than those breast implants they had in Victory!

Anonymous says:

"Ideal when eating beans"

Anonymous says:

Nightpaw: That is SO wrong. Angel: Ow that must hurt. Hotshot: OW, medic, please!

Anonymous says:

Rattrap( watching tv): Sheesh! I thought Beast Machines was bad!
Dinobot: Vermin, get off the monitor and join me on patrol!

Jeremy says:

un,,,,, least im lucky it doesnty go n the front

Jeremy says:

hot shot: hey all the other guys get cool place for there mim cons to go andm mine goes up my ass

Anonymous says:

An error at AEON studios that went unchecked....

Anonymous says:

Hot Shot: I got 2 more minicons in front but they are both NUTS!

Anonymous says:

HS: This hand of mine is glowing red and it's telling me to defeat you. ^_^;; Oops heh wrong line

Anonymous says:

Minicons are the new colonics!!!

Firestorm says:

#1. Memo- me..... Get connector peg moved up to back.

#2. Unbeknownst to the others, Jolt was a rabid disco fan.

#3. And yet again, Jolt is the designated driver.

Firestorm says:

Memo- me..... Get connector peg moved up to back

Unbeknownst to the others, Jolt was a rabid disco fan.

And yet again, Jolt is the designated driver.

Anonymous says:

Jolt:"Hemerroid removal service!!!" Hot Shot:"Ah, the things I'll do to avoid comin' outta the closet!!"

Anonymous says:

Now what? I pet the darn thing and it followed me home.

Anonymous says:

Boy nothin's like swimmin' at the local pond... what the? Aw geez, can somebody get me some salt?

Galvatron says:

starsream is way better than hotshot

Anonymous says:

HOT SHOT II: I know this won't make me fly. (HS I was a Micromaster)

Unknown says:

Jolt: Hot Shot, did we do the right thing to see Vegito? Hot Shot: No no stupid.You went in the wrong and inappropriate place.

Sledge says:

Here we witness the Mini-Con mating ritual.

Anonymous says:

"How can you do that with kids watching!?"

Anonymous says:

For the last time...there are no pirannah in this lake!!

Anonymous says:

HGot Shot wasn't sure what he had to eat, but he will never have it again!

ss says:

In the tradition of BW Inferno, now every Genration of Transformers will have a character that can be refered to as "blender butt."

Metroplex says:

HS: Wahahaha I'm Hotshot! *CLINK* HS: ouch. Who did that?

Metroplex says:

Label of Hot Shot Figure: New Armada Hot Shot! Combines with Mini-con Jolt to form Gay-bot! Batteries not included.

Blast Cannon says:

Hot Shot: Well he's better than Wheelie down there...

Anonymous says:

i think i used a tad to much butt wax

astrotrain's first friend says:

Even more proof of how GAY armada is!

The Yellowiest Bot says:

Jolt aka Rotor Rooter.

Anonymous says:

Its the ambiguously gay Autobots!
Hotshot: Let's link up, friend of friends!
Jolt: OKAY!
Hotshot: What's everybody looking at??
Decepticons: NOTHING!

Anonymous says:

So, if I clip this Glow-In-The-Dark Minicon(tm) to my backpack, motorists will be able to see me when I try to cross the street! Yay!

Anonymous says:

Jolt im not an a$$hole!

Anonymous says:

Jolt!Your really getting your propellers spinning!

Dynamus Prime says:

Get off my rear, you crazy tourist!!!

Anonymous says:

No matter how much Hot Shot shook his butt, he couldn't get the little turd to drop into the toilet.

The Matrix says:

WAH! Something is on me! GET IT OFF, GET...IT...OFF!!!

Anonymous says:

I shall call him, Mini-me.

Anonymous says:

HS: Hey RedAlert
RA: Yeah
HS: My minicon can beat yours any day

Chachi says:

Hot Shot and Jolt unleash their secret plan to make the Decepticons laugh to death.

Anonymous says:

"I've sat in a what???

Shermtron says:

I got me minicon stuck in me bum......

Stelartron says:

Does this Minicon make my butt look big? (a phrase coined by a friend of mine. You know who you are. ;-) )

Taggenagger says:

Jolt: "You ASSked for it Hot Shot!"

Metroplex says:

HS: Y is there pretty rainbow colours??? I never want to combine with a minicon again!

Metroplex says:

Jolt:How do u like that, Hotshot or AKA Hot bod? HS: I think i need to crap...

Anonymous says:

Hotshot: Who ever designed me better hope I never get my hands on them!

Dj Flash says:

how come my mini con has to connect to my butt, does armada really suck this bad!?!

Dynamus Prime says:

Hot Shot: I need to sit down. Jolt: NOOOOO!!!

Rodimus Prime says:

Oh wow man, a retro sixtes montage fantasy....

silverstreak says:

Sure beats a regular back door entry

Anonymous says:

Not quite Vehicle Voltron, but almost!

Anonymous says:

Hotshot: Hold your nose Jolt, I just farted! Jolt, thinking to himself: WHY does the power link to his cannon HAVE to be on his butt?!

Suzuki says:

Mini-Cons; they beat licking toads!

Anonymous says:

Jolt; Alliegence: Minicon; Function: Autobot Enema

Anonymous says:

Hotshot: How often do we do this per episode?

Anonymous says:

Hot Shot: Oh, LoOk aT tHe PrEtTy CoLoRs... JaAm!

Windcharger says:

wHy JaAm CoPToR StiCKinG to mY BuT? I jUst EaTIng BaBIeS!!!!!

Anonymous says:

"the brand new Jolt pipe cleaning kit"

Anonymous says:

Hot Shot: Wow Jolt... when we 'connect', my world goes psycodelic. Jolt: Yeah! Let me light your fire!

Pokejedservo says:

Maybe its just me but I don't think we'll be seeing Gotenks out of this "fusion", don't you think?

Anonymous says:

And so, Jolt mounted Hot Shot, the gay jokes still run rampant in the Autobot base...

Anonymous says:

Jolt regrets his connection area as Hot Shot feels the ill effects of the bean burrito coming on....

Anonymous says:

WEDGIEEEEE!!!!

Anonymous says:

Hey... Jolt... why do you connected to my @$$ like that?

Skyfire the Artist says:

Lite Brite, Lite Brite! Turn on the magic of colored light!

Anonymous says:

Jolt: "Insert tab A into slot B" Hot Shot: "Not that one!"

The Yellowiest Bot says:

Why does it HuRt!?