Nanosec face-to-face with Optimus Prime

trailbreaker says:

“You could use a breath mint !”

Riptidemtmte says:

Nano (singing): My chin is bigger than yooooours!

Saphire says:

How did you keep your skin so smooth?

EXSkywarp says:

No, you will feel the sting of the MONARCH!

I told you...WRONG. SHOW!!

omegasupreme69 says:

it will be our battle cry Aurthor...Spooon....You know SPOOONNNN

Oncoming Storm says:

Nanosec: "Brush, Brush, Brush your Breath with Dentine!!"

Swoopscream says:

Nano- Seriously? You got this long skinny thing hangin' out there and you're gonna get ticked every time somebody pokes fun about your gnarly blue d-
Sentinel- You're on thin ice, there. Your name about your speed on foot or in b-
Nanosec- Point taken.H

Evil Eye says:

3 seconds later, Nanosec got his head eaten by Optimus Prime.

Zeedust says:

Never get in a staring contest with a Prime.

XDMan says:

Prime: Are you username Ladiesman217!?

Nanosec: No officer, I'm just a helpless old man.

Prime: My bad. Have a good day.

Road Turtle says:

Nanosec, "Heh, I thought it was a loose cable, I didn't know that girl-bots could even... or were even built to use tam-*"
Prime, "Give it back to her!"
Nanosec, "Ok! Sorry! I thought you didn't like spiders."

MarkNL says:

Wait a nanosec... Is this yours?

BenderCrosby1 says:

"Hey Leno, wanna hear tomorrow's headline?! Giant Robot Empties Old Man's Catheter."

Tracks85 says:

You got a booger hangin, Hold still

Mofo4life says:

Hey, Optimus...Do you have any Grey Pupon? I understand you're mad, even furious, but seriously, do you have any? I really would like that, please? Wow, not even a smile huh? how about a jolly rancher?

The Dude says:

Through the magic of the amazing DJ WYATT CHIN, you too can have a head almost as big as Optimus Prime's! Order now!

snavej says:

Nanosec: Your head looks bigger than it does on TV! [2007 movie reference]

orionpax2000 says:

Mentos?

munkimus prime says:

Shut up and Kiss me you big lug.

Blackstreak says:

*Nervous laugh* "Was this important?"

agentcastle says:

worst bris ever...

Ryuki says:

Optimus: how many times I should tell you that Frenzy is Red and Rumble is Blue ??!! And don't play deaf on me, just bcuz that you're looking old! I'm gonna stomp you with my chin if you said the opposite again!!

Red 50 says:

Optimus: "You ***hole! You cut the cable in the middle of the Boxing match!"
Nanosec: "Err... Whoops?"
OP: "IT WON'T CUT! I'LL CUT YOU!!!"

buddhaquest says:

More chins than a Chinese phone book!

siralan500 says:

have you ever snapped into a slim jim optimus?

Hotrodimust says:

Not by the hair on my chiney chin chin

Marcus Rush says:

When using an Oklahoma Credit Card, be sure that your target is not a thirty foot robot

#Sideways# says:

The semifinals to the Chin Contest World Championships! The one to defeat their opponent's chin will go onto the finals where they will face Jay Leno!

bstokes1 says:

YEAH YOU JUST STICK THIS IN BACK THERE AND YOU GO POOP. NOTHING TO IT, OK?

Bumblevivisector says:

OPTIMUS: *ahem* I think I misheard you; WHO is going to stab WHO do death with their chin?

NANOSEC: Oh, heh-heh, I guess you've seen 'Fast Food Freedom Fighters' too, huh? Well, "Spam-form and roll--"

*SPLICHT!*

NemesisMonkeySupreme says:

"Snap Into A Slim Jim!
…um, these aren't supposed to be grey, are they?"

"No.
And that… was… mine."

BeastProwl says:

Chin up, bud. I'm sure you'll beback in the sequel. Right? Right?

Mofo4life says:

Hey Optimus...You know I was just playing around right? Ugh...Can't we all just get along:)

Mofo4life says:

I ain't scared of the almighty Optimus Prime...Cause I when I light this...We all go BOOM!!! Ugh...You're not scared...Matter of fact I'm scared..HELP!!!

Gonshyk says:

Nanosec: It's like rigid endoscopy, not so scary like you think.

Trikeboy says:

Nanosec: This loose wire was hanging down from your crotch plate.

Optimus: That isn't a loose wire.

Nanosec: Ohhh, awkward.

Ryuki says:

Optimus: NO,NO,NO!!!, How many times I should tell you that we don't open job for Superhero sidekicks role in here ?!!

Nanosec: then, how about super-villain ??

Ryuki says:

Optimus: are you Samuel James Witwicky ?, descendant of... Whoops, wrong continuity line...

turbomagnus says:

Prime (ala Optimus Primal): And it shall be called... CHIN WARS!

Ryuki says:

Optimus: you sure looks old for a guy that is supposed to be around 20 years old...
Nanosec: well, they don't call me "Nino Sexton" for nothing...

Ryuki says:

Optimus: My chin is longer than yours !!

Ryuki says:

staring contest between human and robot BEGIN !!

Ryuki says:

DO YA FEEL LUCKY PUNK ?!