Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

trailbreaker says:

Mondays suck …

Nacelle says:

"I'm cool because I don't die in three seconds"

Microraptor says:

can't love!

Microraptor says:

Or a high-five? Just cause i'm a metal alien doesn't mean i

Microraptor says:

Give me hugs damnit! HUGS

megatron1322 says:

Soldier 1:aaaaaahhhhhh mommaaaaa! soldier2: quit playin! quit playin! AHHHHHHHHH!

Zeedust says:

"We're gonna need a can of Raid the size of a fighter jet!"

Towline says:

Iraq does not have weapons of mass destruction my ass!

Tripredacus says:

Be an army of one.....giant scorpion out to eat people!

dirtysock47 says:

lets play tag hes it first.....


holy sh*t i shoudve thought this through

maroyasha says:

Epps: Holy Mother F@#$*r. RRRUUNN!!!
Spanish Dude: Anybody got some energon goodies to feed it?
Guy on the Right: This isn't G1 you idiot.
All Together: Ba weep granna weep niny bon

MasterSoundBlaster says:

AWWWWWWWWWWW HELLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Rex Prime says:

SGT: stupid bay....i knew this was a bad idea...he was the mastermind behind everything.

Friends: Darn you Bay! Darn you!

Scorpnok: what the hell talking about?

Evil Eye says:

Come back! I just want a hug!

Ultimos says:

Everyone: SH*T! SH*T! SH*T! SH*T! SH*T! SH*T!

BeastProwl says:

Chocolate!!! Chocolate!!! Chocolate!!!

Godzillabot Primal says:

HUGZ!

michellatron says:

LEFT CHEEK, LEFT CHEEK, LEFT CHEEK!

Ratbat says:

Although Scorponok is a computer-generated image (CGI), the terror Tyrese and his colleagues faced is quite real. Det cord was placed under the sand, and Tyrese and his colleagues had to run as fast as they could.

Blazefrost says:

Skorpy: Hey, did you guys know i'm the ONLY element of CGI here.
Sgt.: Really? so what's making the sand go up?
BOOOMM!!!
Soldiers: AWWW CRUD RUNNN!!!

Blazefrost says:

Skorpy: HHHHUUUUUUGGGGGGGZZZZZZ!!!!!

moonie says:

epps:you call that running like hell??!!! Bull[!!!]

Dinobot13 says:

Tyrese:-I knew i should have stuck with R&B!!!!!!!!!

cybertronianjedi says:

Epps: this is all your fault Bay!!!!!
Michael Bay: atleast I have chicken.
Skorponok: WTH????

moonie says:

humans: BLUE SCREEN ACTIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!

SoundMaster1 says:

i don't wanna scorponok hug!

Mosaic says:

Sgt: Slag it all! I knew I should've been been a veterinarian like my mom wanted me to be! But no, I had to play soldier!
Friend: Run now! Regrets later!

Mad_Mexicoy says:

What scorpion??

Heatseeker says:

I gotta save my left cheek, left cheek, left cheek!

Nemesis Jason says:

DAAAAAAMMMN YOOOOUUU BUSSSSHHH!!!

shockticus says:

HUG ME!!!!!

Ratbat says:

(Tyrese) I gotta pretend I'm running away from Scorponok! I'm actually running away from NOTHING.

Q_Silverbolt says:

"Why did you have to tag him? Now he's it and we're dead!

Deceptiwho? says:

Michael Bay Shouting: Now remember ppl really sell it to me that your about to be impaled by a 3 ton metal scorpion!

Transformation619 says:

Sgt. Epps and friends: what's the time mr. scorponok?
Scorponok: hmm let me check...DINNER TIME!!!!!

Thundertread says:

fear my powerful spining claws of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taiya001 says:

soldier on right: WTF IS THAT?
soldier in middle: I DUNNO BUT I THINK ITS OSAMAS BROTHER!
soldier on left: WHO CARES RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND!

ACStarscream says:

Later, when asked about that "Incident in the desert", Sergeant Epps would curl up into a ball and sob uncontrollably for hours on end, muttering something about "The scorpions. The scorpions are gonna kill me"...

Freddery says:

Guy On Left: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Scorponok: THAT FLESH BAGS SUNGLASSES!
Guy on Left:... why?
Scorponok: THEY LOOK COOL!

Blazefrost says:

SN: *singing* Boo! we're everywhere you see, look out we might be real, this time we've got you CAUGHT UP IN A DREAM!

(song is caught up in a dream by AIK)

Dragon_Convoy says:

mmmmmmm fast food

ChevyTron says:

The new director at the school choir.
Scorponok: NOW WHEN I SAY FORTISSIMO, I MEAN FORTISSIMO!
Humans: AAAAAAAAAH!

ACStarscream says:

The consequences of not delivering a Decepticon's pizza order on-time...

Roadshadow says:

Scorponok: Don't run away! I just want to be loved! *Sniffs*

Nemesis Jason says:

DAMN YOU SADDAMM!!!!

Ironman21 says:

SGT: Hurry theres a big sale at biglots
Scorponok: hey I can I tag along with you

REGI ICE says:

Getting Chased By Giant Scorpian Robots

Wish You Were Here.

REGI ICE says:

Sarge: *Dancing* Dydle, dee, dydle, dee, dee, dee, dum...
Rgt. Private: Really, Sarge, now would be a -GOOD- time to start running.

REGI ICE says:

Everyone: *thinking* I LOVE this place!!!

dura maxamis says:

Weres the van

galvatron224 says:

MAN ON THE FAR RIGHT: IT'S A MOTHER F****N SCORPION!!

Swerve says:

Every year the military found some way to make their full medical check ups worse but none more so than the year they got the new prostate examination machine.

Gaijin says:

WHERE THE FRAK IS THE FRAKKIN' RAID?!

trailbreaker says:

Mommy, I want one of those!

Unknown says:

Oh come on i only farted! it weasn't event hat bad.

darth_paul says:

Sgt: *Professor Frink Voice* Horrible, bad, nasty things with teeth and, and claws, and, the glaven! Oh, egad!

Cyros says:

Sgt: *Grunt voice* Horrible, bad, nasty things with teeth and, and claws, and, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Cyros says:

Private: See this look!? It's terror!!
Sgt: Marines, did I give you permission to bitch?

Sorna-Primeacon says:

African looking dude: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Commander Decimus says:

This one time, at band camp...where ya goin?

Mad_Mexicoy says:

SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!

BeastWars 4ever says:

There are some things money can't buy. But for everything else there is Master Card!

Dragonoth says:

Aaahh! Sandstorm's gone evil!

Zeedust says:

The latest crossover between GI Joe and the Transformers ended badly for Long Range, Tunnel Rat, and Heavy Duty.

Zeedust says:

Scorponok: "Dammit, Blackout, where are you? Come ON, slag it, I wanna go HOME! MAN, know I know how Laserbeak feels."

Pokejedservo says:

Right Soldier: Where that come from?!

Left Soldier: Who cares I'm more worried about where its going!

ZaberFang says:

Should've switched to Capitol One...

Minicle says:

Scorponok: What's in your wallet!?

Unknown says:

Solider: Ummm guys I dont think trying the Universal Greeting is going to work this time RUN!!!!!!

Suzuki says:

YO-JOE!!!... Oh snap...

Minicle says:

Solider: Damn these modern special effects!

JazZeke says:

Black soldier: "Ha! The black dude ain't dying first in THIS film! See you later, slowpokes!"

JazZeke says:

"Run! Run from Bay's evil machination!"

Unknown says:

damn sarge if that thing came out of your arse then what the hell did you eat!!!

spaceduk says:

sh*t i think we accidentally walked into wild wild west. wheres will smith when u need him!

Ecto says:

The Americans went to Iraq and found a suitable opponent for Godzilla which destroyed the Chrysler Building and Madison Square Garden back in 98.

Ecto says:

When the Canadian Soldiers wanted some better gear they never thought that Canada would buy a Terrorizing Giant Metal Arachnoid from Bernie Mac and send it to them.

TransX says:

Upset by the the Eagle's loss to the Saints, Scorponok decides to take his frustration out on Cowboy's fans.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Sgt. Epps,"ONE OF BRITNEY'S CRABS BROKE LOOSE! RUN!"

Kamakaze Thrower says:

By now they realized that poking it with a stick was a terrible idea.

Kamakaze Thrower says:

[Insert generic statement about Starship Troopers here]

shortround says:

oh crap are we in a all robot version of starship troopers.

Black Bumblebee says:

Dang it! Bush was actually right... they do have WMDs! RUN!

Road Turtle says:

Sgt. Epps, "Run! It's a prostate exam!"

Scorponok, "Let's hear you cough..."

autobothound says:

Middle guy: Make like a Taco Bell and run for the border!!

autobothound says:

Scorponok: Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon ? Heh Heh I said "poop on".

autobothound says:

Scorponok: Awww.... Come on fellas! I was just kidding! I'm not really a robotic killer scorpion!

Thanatos Prime says:

Sgt. Epps: This one's all yours Al-Queda!!

snavej says:

Join the Armed Forces, see the world, get squished.

snavej says:

Sgt. Epps: I've been living in a hole for the past 40 years. Are these sorts of things supposed to happen in movies?

Scorponok: SSSSSS! Like the Al-Qaeda terrorisstss, I have been watching moviess mosst of my life and I can asssure you that they

snavej says:

This ain't MASH, it's a big budget rip-off of Stargate SG-1.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Damn these missing episodes of MASH are incredible!

Death-Ray Charles says:

Transformers Meets Starship Troopers

Road Turtle says:

Sgt. Epps Bug Hunt goes horribly wrong...

Road Turtle says:

Sgt. Epps, "We've got the most advanced military hardware available, and I'd trade it all in for a lousy can of Raid!"

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

"Hurry up, Scorponok! We'll never catch up to Skid-Z and those children if you keep lagging!"

Death-Ray Charles says:

Get The Goddamn Bugspray!!!!

Roadshadow says:

Scorponok: Tag! You're it!

Thanatos Prime says:

Scorponok: Wait come back! We haven't even finished the first season of Sex and the City!

Fireblast says:

I want to eat your children!

rad902 says:

Scorponok Munch! Scorponok Crunch!! Crunch these little green hobbitses!

Cybertron's Last Hope says:

I'M GOING TO GET YOUUU!

LunarFormer says:

Scorpinoc: Man, this sand stuff really gets in everywhere, doesn't it? I'm gonna be cleaning my gears for a month!

LunarFormer says:

Scorpinoc: BRING ME LARRY DiTILLIO! LET'S SEE HOW HE LIKES BEING DROPPED INTO LAVA!

vectorpaulie says:

Scorponok-"WASHROOOOOM....OUT OF PEPTO"
Soldiers-"OH S*** HES GONNA CRAP"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scorpinok, "Mmmm crunchy on the outside, soft in the middle!"

autobothound says:

Scorponok: PLEASE DON'T GO !! I just want someone to ki...err talk to.

autobothound says:

Scorponok: PEEK-A-BOO !!!!

autobothound says:

Scorponok: Everybody RUN!!! Bernie Mac is behind me! Don't let him get me !

underwear ninja says:

"We stumbled on to the set for the Eight Legged Freaks sequel! RUN BEFORE WE'RE FORCED TO WATCH!"

VkmSpouge says:

Scorponok: I've had enough of you doorstep salesmen!

Sky Shark says:

Soldier: What the hell is that thing?

Soldier 2: I don't know maybe its the new Soundwave

Scorpinok: That's a joke at Megatron's design isn't it. Now I have a reason to kill you. By the way, to all you cute little children i

Tom_Servo says:

Their eyes met across the battlefield. It was love.

Unknown says:

President Bush: The American people are getting restless. We need a new threat to excuse our presence in the Middle East. OK, fellas, hear me out; how about the Decepticons?

VP Cheney (to secret service officer): Can we get more legos in here to occupy

TinChimp says:

Middle Soldier: Call my agent!! It didn't say anything about ZOIDS in the script!!!

snavej says:

Soldiers: Help us, Superman!

Superman: I'll have to clear that with the lawyers. There are all sorts of copyright problems to deal with. Can you hold on for a few years?

Soldiers: [Eerie silence, heavy footprints moving into the distance.]

snavej says:

We told him we ain't got no 'Lord Zarak' but he didn't believe us!

snavej says:

After this, no one dared to laugh at Transformers fans, who were regarded as prophets.

Zeedust says:

Quick, get the Raid! Lots of it!

Archanubis says:

Soilder: "Momma warned me to wear clean underwear if I got into trouble."

ReinaHW says:

The British Army got bored with being mistreated by their government, so they decided to have some fun with the US troops by going a little A-Team on them:

"Who's got the working weapons now, huh, huh?!"
"I told you they needed som

New Omen says:

Sgt.Epp's to Scorponok "Tag, your it"

Archanubis says:

Scorponok: "Who wants a hug?"

Grimbot says:

White guy 1: "GAAAAAAAAH! HEARTATTAAAACK!"
Black guy: "HEEEEELP!!! I POOPED MY PAAAAANTS!"
White guy 2: "Sweet mother of mercy! Where are the Power rangers?"

Autobot bubbs says:

Scorpinok: " Escuse me... have you all accepted primus into your lives?"

Stalker says:

Skorponok: the world's most persistent door-to-door salesman.

Nico says:

Run Forrest Run!

Death-Ray Charles says:

Get to da Choppa!

Acelister says:

Sgt. Epps: "You can't say they never warned us about scorpions in our boots!"

tian17 says:

Scorponok:how come the black dude dont got as many clothes as the white dudes!
Racism, it's gotten to the army!

Epps:you talkin about me foo!

sebbyr says:

Three of these things belong together..
Three of these things are kind of the same.
But ONE of these things is is going his/her own way--
Now it's time to play our game-- it's time to play our game!!!!

sebbyr says:

Stop knocking on my door!!!... I don't know any Osama bin Laden!!!!

sebbyr says:

good news: we found the weapons of mass destruction!!!
bad news: we found the weapons of mass destruction!!!

Heavy B says:

epps: sh*t

Thanatos Prime says:

Soldier: What does the manual say about a giant metal scorpion attack?

Epps: Hmm... "Stick head between legs and kiss ass goodbye."

Liege Evilmus says:

"Dude that thing just gave you the nastiest wedgie we've ever seen!"

Archanubis says:

*ala Monty Python*
Humans: "Run away!"

Archanubis says:

Epps: Damn Defense Department! We told them we needed better armor than this!

snavej says:

The 103rd Airborne Choir put on the best modern opera ever, with superb CGI.

snavej says:

I need a laundry - fast!

snavej says:

Saddam DID have WMDs buried in the desert after all!

GrimSqueaker says:

Sure-It wont let you down

First-Aid says:

The British are Coming! The British are Coming!

Velos says:

It came from the latrine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Optimusizzy says:

I was hoping for Beast Wars Scorponok not kill everything in sight robot

Unknown says:

It was then that the fans realised that Berney Mac was also providing the voice of Scorponok and playing a used car salesmen. Those that didn't die of strokes then and there got up and walked out.

Nico says:

AAAAH! Scorponok!

(Say it whit the voice you use to say AAAAH! Godgira!)

Deszaras says:

Soldier 1: Are those the movie toys?
Soldier 2: Yeah
Sgt. Epps: Then run and don't look them!!!!!!

Ravage XK says:

Scorponok: "Coo-ey! Fellas. My, isn't it hot out here? Its playing merry havac on my optics but don't you worry yourselves about little old me. Why are you running? I have sun lotion, you can have some for baldy over there....Fellas! Ok, lo

Ravage XK says:

As Scorponok popped out from the sand he couldnt decide which idiot to kill first. The guy who was so hard he decided not to wear any kind of sun protection while out in the desert, the guy who thought the bandana was a good look or the guy who wasnt runn

hellveticon_06 says:

SOLDIERS: MOVE OUT!!! HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!

SCORPONOK: BLEEEAAARKGH!!! BHUUUURK!!! UUUURGKGH!!!!

SGT. EPPS: Oh, Sh@t what do we do now?!

Nynja says:

Where's Jack Bauer when you need him?!?

billyIII2003 says:

Hey Tyrese Gibson. whats in your wallet?

Editor says:

Starship Troopers 2:
Metal Bug Boogaloo!

shadow minicon says:

Scorponok: I'm going to kill these hunas for what thay did to my leader!!!!!!!

SdazVarence says:

Super Sparkle Tooth paste, Keeps your teeth White even during a Decepticon attack!

Byrerprime says:

Interviewer: Since Scorponok was added later, what were they running from with such fear and conviction.

Bay: Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump.

Sword of Damocles says:

Jarhead: The Director's Cut

HardHead says:

Aww crap... Scorps farted!!!

XeroSyphon says:

"Humans, I just want a hug!"

Boomstick69 says:

Sgt. Epps: Look at my nice clean teeth

Boomstick69 says:

Scorponok: I'll kill anyone who says another rubbish line from the matrix!
Sgt. Epps: We're sorry please don't kill us AHHHHH!!!

hot rod 907 says:

soldier 1: "MORPHEUS! THE MACHINES ARE ALMOST INSIDE OF ZION!"

Sgt. Epps: "NEO, YOUR A BEUTIFUL, BEUTIFUL MAN!"

Ecto says:

When the Canadians met a Sergeant form the US in Iraq, they never expected a Large Metallic Arachnoid.

Scorponok; SCORPONOK TERRORIZE

Sergeant: No one said the Talibans had these!

Boonie Hat: Yeah Dude, he's probably angry because Macdonald&

1337W422102 says:

"Oh God, it's Michael Bay's ego! Haul ass!!"

BigEDO22 says:

Solider on the right:"My recuriter never told me I'd have to fight big @#% robots for space!

Solider on the left: "Mom always said there was other lifeforms I should have believed her! What in the world is this hunk of moving metal?

S

Crashinibon says:

Ohshi- it's a Scorponok, get in the car!

kryptondave says:

The Press Your Luck game show gets an upgrade.
Sgt. Epps: "I said 'Big bucks, NO WHAMMY!'"

maximus primus says:

epps: join the army they said, see the world they said, kick some enemy of freedom butt, no one said i'de be fighting a reallt pissed off mechscorpion.

scorponok: join the decepticon army he said, see new worlds he said, crush all my enemies, he d

signit says:

Stupid soldier on the right, NEVER make eye contact with Scorponok!

dabattousai says:

OH MY GOD RUN ITS THE SCORPION FROM POWER RANGERS THE MOVIE!!!

Kevinus Prime says:

"This is the last time I do "Dancing with the Stars" with a Decepticon!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"RRAAAAIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

Optimutt says:

Epps: Dear, God, man! It's Cujo's big brother!

dismembled says:

Sgt Epps: Holy f***!!!

Left soldier: What in god's name is that?

Right soldier: ARGH!!!

Sgt Epps: Screw fighting for my country! I don't get paid enough for this. RUN MEN!!!

Giga Prime says:

It was when Michael Bay introduced Scorponok's Harajuku dancers, that the fans really got mad.