Scourge playing in the sand

trailbreaker says:

Scourge buried Galvatron after poisoning his energon.

trailbreaker says:

"Ravage, your litter box is ready."

Amelie says:

"Where's my dammed contact lens?"

Frenchhorngirl says:

Typo alert beach

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Wait, how far am I away from the beavh?"

Chrisby says:

They'll never find the body...

dirtysock47 says:

hey wheres the rest of it

Heckfire says:

...big bully...*sniffle*...wait'll my Charles Atlas book gets here...

seminole1 says:

Who needs Galvatron, and those other geeky decepticons. I'll create an army of sandicons, and take over the universe myself.

Unknown says:

The world's biggest crack pile! *SNORT!*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *BOOM*

Scatterlung says:

"Hmm...My legs seem to have dissolved..."

Silver Wind says:

Scourge: "Arrrggghhhh! This stuff has made my fingertips go pink... Uh-oh. Everyone will think I used fingernail polish... NOOOOOOOO!!!"

Autobot (off screen): *whispering* Heh heh heh. Now I all I've gotta do is take a picture of this an

Roadshadow says:

Dammit! Kickback said I'd find treasure here, and all I found so far was a used condom and a rusty spoon!

shepp says:

"I dont care what the other Decepticons think, I'm getting my Teddy bear pajamas outta here!"

Dragonoth says:

Scourge: "If I bury the head of Ultra Magnus here, he won't be able to transform!"

Ultra Magnus (next secene): "Something's missing! I'm just a small white robot, just a soldier. But I can't deal with that right now:

Montmorency says:

(crying) Sniffles was a good friend.

Montmorency says:

GRRR! Megatron I told you to bring the sand shovel!

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Scourge on a bad acid trip one day.
Scourge: look at all this pretty stuff. i could snort you all the time, yes, yes i could. that's right my pretty, you all go up my nose and give me a good trip. no more pink elephants with faries riding them with

tron01 says:

me scourgy make sand cybertron to destroy

Death Gunner says:

Now where did I put my ID. Damn it I can't access Autobot porn without it.

DarkDranzer says:

*When Scourge hides Galvatron's medication on April Fools Day*
*Galvatron chokes Cyclonus Homer Simpson style!!*

Galvatron: WHY YOU LITTLE!!

Cyclonus: GAK!! GAK!! GALWATWON I TOLW YOU I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR TABWETS ARE!! GAK!! GAK!!

G

DarkDranzer says:

Scourge: Right!! If I can't have Galvatron's Playdude magazines then no one will!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*Offscreen*

Galvatron: Hey Cyclonus have you seen my Playdude magazines?

Cyclonus: Umm...I think Scourge has them said something about bu

ninjabot says:

AS soon as I find that mode-lock I hid, I'm gonna shut starscream down,and rip out his data chip.

Armbullet says:

I dropped my contacts!

Not Sonic says:

Oh fiddlesticks! i lost my nail polish!

Not Sonic says:

Scourge:*crazily*
me build tiny autobot sand
base and then squish it!ha!ha!ha!

Galvatron:did you take your medicine
this morning?

Scourge:mabye...

octanius prime says:

cyclonus will never find the jenna jameson data disk here

Greg says:

Hmm... I Wonder What This Yellow Stuff That Looks Like Sand Is Worth?

Kal-Seth says:

Scourge becomes a god like figure to the ants of charr and demands they make sacrificing and construct statues to honor him

Tzarinchilla says:

Scourge: Damn you Unicron. You never said that this was how I had to make my clones!!

Kal-Seth says:

Scourge fearing what the other decepticons might think of him hides his nail and beard care products out on the desert

Descybner says:

Ahh, who has toys for Scourge? He looks so, almost friendly how he plays in the sand ;)

Kal-Seth says:

Scourge "The Duke Rodimus will neve rhave any of my Melange or those weird squid guys the freakmen or something" meanwhile on earth Frank herbert roles over in his grave...
( ROCK ON DUNE!)

CanadianJay says:

Stanley Spadowski: "Oh boy, you found the marble in the oatmeal! Now you get to drink from the firehose!"
Scourge: "YAY!!!!"

CanadianJay says:

This means something!!!! This is important!!!

CanadianJay says:

Darn it, stuck cleaning Ravage's litter box again.

Repsotron says:

Scouge, trying to make sense of his life, attempts to answer the meaning of his existance by reenacting a scene from End of Evangelion.
Scourge: Now where can I find two creepy looking dolls to help me.

groovygoth666 says:

Now wheres that energon well..i no its around here somewhere.....

Great Red Spirit says:

When nobody, especialy Galvatron, is watching, Scourge likes to make sandcastles whenever possible.

galvanostril says:

scourge: I must gather as much melange as possible, or baron megatron will have my head!
cyclonus(not in shot): scourge, I just realized, I'm the Quizan Hadorat!
scourge: Hisssssssss...
(BLATANT DUNE REFERENCE!)

Kal-Seth says:

Scourge Serches Desperetly For The Golden Ticket

Minicle says:

Scourge: EWWWW! How come I allways get stuck with Litter box cleaning duty!?

Minicle says:

I know your hiding under there Starscream! .\_/.

Starscream's Ghost: OHHHHH SLAG! O.o

Autocons says:

I am going to build my own city out of sand! If this is the only way to be ruler, then so be it.

vinlok says:

Stupid Galvatron and his stupid cat.
Can't even empty his own kitty Litter.

Kal-Seth says:

Scourge Corners The Market for Spices

Kal-Seth says:

The Decepticons Create a Shrink ray and Decide to Steal the Mohobi Desert and Demand Energon for it's return

sagekilla says:

Scourge: I found him! I found him!! Hahaha Yeah!!! I am 1337!!

Cylconus: So what'd you find Scourge?

Scourge: I found NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE 1.0!!!

galvanostril says:

scourge: burry the body of shrapnel, yes... burry my shame-shame GAAAHHHH! HAUNTING PAST!!!

Zeedust says:

Scourge: "I don't see what's so great about Prime's evil tin. They all judge me for not being Prime's evil twin. They all judge me for my pink fingernails. But you won't judge me, will you, sand? No. You'll be my be

Mkall says:

It took him over 50 years, but scourge buried every piece of Starscream, one piece of ash per planet.

Macross2020 says:

" *Mumble*..Galvatron said I will never rule over anything...*grumble*...but I will show him...*mumble* *grumble*...I will create my own sand kingdom...then I will be the RULER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*cough*...*h

Darph_Bobo says:

Why cant they Accept you for you have become Pamela? WHY!? WHY!?

Rainbow Starscream says:

Oh No! My cream of wheat -- it spilled everywhere!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"This has got to be the largest scrambled egg ever."

oximus_pitt says:

"Where'd I bury my nail polish?"

Mest4life135 says:

hey look its a pond....*walks over* this isnt water its sand....WAAAAH *sniff* hey my nails r......PAINTED?! *hours before now* (location: Tiffanies Nail salon) ya know tiff, my nails r too bland for this macho machine buisness, how bout a nice shine job?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"My manicurist Madge said soking in this will help."

HeliconAutun says:

Why, when I lose my keys, do I have to lose them in the ONLY pile of sand on a world made of granite?

HeliconAutun says:

'Tis the butter fountain! Rejoice!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Welcome to another addition of Scourge theatre:
Tonight's episode:Soylent Green

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

After Scourge decimated Hollywood, they agreed to put his handprints in front of the rubble where Mann's once stood.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

E! True Hollywood Stories:Transformers
Cyclonus,"After the cancelation of the show Scourge began acting odd,I remember one time he called me and he was all out of breath,and I knew something was wrong,so I asked,"You ok?" Then he said,&quo

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge found out the hard way that mechanical life lives longer than carbon based life when he had to bury his long time pet Mr. Cuddles.

fuzzy butt says:

and yet again the sad truth is proven, only Mr Science should perform experments.]
" Were gonna need a new Timmy "

trailbreaker says:

"Hey, someone cut holes in the top of my wings!"

Big G says:

Okay, the map said the treasure is buried somewhere in the desert. STILL DON'T SEE THE 'X'!!!!!

Hunter says:

"Join the Decepticons they say, see the universerse they say... Bah! I'd rather be back on Cybertron!"

Rockbadga says:

Scourge takes part in the search for Iraq's weapons of mass destruction

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Map to the stars homes my ass,I'm never gonna find Daisy Fuentes house this way."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Ok now if Cybertron is hear,and Earth is there,and I've been traveling at 10 light years per astrosecond for 2 hrs.......crap I'm lost I wish I'd payed more attention to those damn story problems in high school."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Now according to this map,and the information I beat outta Billy Crystal,Curly's gold should be right in this cave."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"The Autobots are coming this way,I'll hide under this blanket,they'll never see me!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"OH WOW! A piece of the Hindenberg.Cooolll!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rare still of Scourge's screen test for Superman:The Movie here Scourge is clearly seen in the scene when Superman arrives just after Lois's car is swallowed by the earthquake.

Coulda been a vastly different movie.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Someone left my cake out in the rain,and I don't think that I can take it,cause it took too long to make it,and I'll never have that receipy again.oh no....."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Oh no,watching Kazaam,changed Galvatron to rice pudding.I warned him.Sweeps to earth,lets pay Shaq,a little visit.He's overdo for a beating for that film."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Oh look it's an Argilian boneless dog! Can I keep him Galvatron he's so cute!?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"What the hell am I doing,I've been staring at this sand for ever now."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Dear God,I'm knee deep in potatoe salad!"

Damolisher says:

Scourge: Aw, where are my legs?! Damn it, I'm not an ordinary sweep! I don't get killed!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"This is gonna be the best place to play with my Joe figures,ok I'll need the AWE Striker,Duke,Roadblock,Lady Jaye,and ummm Snake Eyes,yeah he's bad ass,and for Cobra,lets see Destro,and The Crimson Twins,that cool new Cobra Crimson

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Ut-O,I spilled the potato chips Galvatron's not gonna be happy."

fuzzy butt says:

CORN I don't rember eating any corn!!!

fuzzy butt says:

Ha ! whin I finnish diggn this pit fall I finnaly catch the road runner.
Scourges adution for ACME products

fuzzy butt says:

Oooo workin in a coal mine a coal mine a coal mine Wrokin in a coal woops about to slip down.

Workin a slaven Workn a slaven diggen all around
Wrokin in a coal mine a coal mine....

Castle74 says:

Here's Scourge doing his interpretation of the kitchen scene from "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind"

fuzzy butt says:

you see mom, this THIS is what happens when you drink when you are pregnent

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Cyclonus(offscreen),"Buddy,leave it be alone,I'm tell'n yeah the King is dead."

Scourge,"ELVIS IS NOT DEAD I SAW HIM!"

Cyclonus,"Where?"

Scourge,"At a Stuckie's on rt28."

Cyclonus,"Yo

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

The old man gathered up the shattered remains of his major award.That night he buried it out by the garage,now I can't be certain,but I could've sworn I heard the sound of taps being played...gently.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Now Frenzy,could you hand me The Garden Claw I need to til the soil."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge eventually gave up on his hole to China,when Motormaster pointed out that China isn't even on Char.

trailbreaker says:

"Didn't I used to be Skywarp? Or was it Bombshell?"

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

After a strange comet passed Cybertron, the sky turned red, and Scourge began to find odd piles of calcium dust everywhere. Then came the legions of intelligent zombies...

fuzzy butt says:

Yet another example of impared judgement because of low blood suger

Com&Con01 says:

Troy audition # 3849393.

Com&Con01 says:

How can that much sand be in one boot! And I don't even wear boots!

Com&Con01 says:

YES! I will find the City of the Dead! The powers of Imhotep will be mine! And all that gold can finance the new movie! YES!

SUNSTREAKERG1 says:

I KNOW THE REMOTE IS AROUND HERE SOMEWERE...

_Max_ says:

"I know I left that original Optimus Prime toy here somewhere! I need the money to revive my career after Season 4!"

Road Turtle says:

Get me my energon Scourge. Polish my arm cannon Scourge. Dig me a hole so I can expel my internal waste in it Scourge. Why, why couldn't Unicron just have let me float off into space? Why?

Road Turtle says:

I am amoung the most technologically advanced robotic life forms in the galaxy, yet here I am digging a hole by hand. Shoot Me, Shoot Me Now!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Everytime the Decepticons went drinking Scourge would wake up and his legs would be gone buried on the farside of Char.

AirFlare says:

--Scourge digs frantically looking for the next UCC picture--

Zu Darkness says:

After hearing Galatron's leactures about Autobots symentizers and Autobot figures and what will happen to any Depection who is found processing any of this Scourge went far far away to a distance place at Area 51 to Bury his Optium Prime Figure then

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Now if I completed my collectable Official Transformer Universe game certificates,and pieced them together correctly and if the Tibetan monk translated it correctly then my Japanese TRU exclusive gold reissue Fire God Apex Master Giga Ultra

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Disappointed Scourge hides his Universe Defensor in a deep dark hole.

Kal-Seth says:

After a horriblr accident involving rope plyers and a vat of acid scourge was forced to bury his child hood idle Elmo

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"MY COKE!"

fuzzy butt says:

hey its Hoffa, you know the Jimmy type

fuzzy butt says:

Today on Fishing with Scourge, we leard the tricks of the trade.
Scourge" well you gotta gig deep if you want them big earth worms, AND everone knows that the bigger the bait the bigger the Bass"

TheRoMan says:

Damn you Cyclonus...why did you touch her? -"Its just a blow up sex doll Scourge" - It is not! Its an action figure. - "And thats just what I gave it, some action Scouge...HA, HA, HA! I'm so evil."

TheRoMan says:

The day finally came when Cyclonus learned, the Arcee blow up doll can't handle a 13 ton Robot on it.

fuzzy butt says:

After a long talk with his agent, Scourge realizes the his real talent is in the Farming industry

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge was beyond words he just was never the same since finding the decomposing body of Twinkie the Kid apparently Twinkie had overdosed several months ago....

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge pulls a Jason Williams and vaporizes Soundwave.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"What the it's a head buried in the desert."
Head,"I am B4."
Scourge,"Crap one of us is in the wrong movie."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Why is it always my job to squeeze Unicron's zits?"

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Sourge: Where oh where did my cantact lenses go?
Starscream: (off scream) Please someone just kill me.
Galvetron: (off screen) I thought you were dead

DeltaOmega says:

I have destroyed it. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
(sand castles. For those who want to play in the real world.)

fuzzy butt says:

Galvatron " Scrouge we gotta talk, I think that you have a eating problem"
Scourge" Yes yes its true, all I do Is eat purge eat purge"

fuzzy butt says:

Are you a 120 ton weakling, do the guys at the beach steal your gal cause your too small.
Well try Scourge's instant weight gainer and you too can be one of the bigger kids on the block. Order now while supplies last!
( to be used with Scourge&#0

fuzzy butt says:

Galvatron" OK scourge where are you?"
Scourge" Char "
Galvaton " whom do you hate? "
Scourge " the autobots "
Galvatron " what is your name "
Scourge " Bo Bo the magic Sand Flea "

AirFlare says:

No one will find me lucky charms

ruination says:

"her name is RIO and she dances on the sand"

fuzzy butt says:

Now lets see, I dug the hole....
oh yea the words I gotta say the words and then I go home Now lets see...

Klatta Veratta ni nick ... nictie nicksow...
Damn

fuzzy butt says:

"right, come look what I've found! It's the deadly Char sand flee. Now this guy looks to be a bit cranky, but I should be ok, cause I've painted my fingers all sorts of colors ..

fuzzy butt says:

OOHHH, I'm a lumber Jack..err sand digger and thats OK cause I drink all night and dig all day. I paint me fingers girly colors and hate the auotbots. Soooooooo
I'm a Lumber Jack....err sander digger and thats ok, cause all my friends think t

fuzzy butt says:

And yes you too can have that body of steel, just try Scougre's Digg'n too the oldies and you will see that flabby bod change into just 3 short weeks. Act now while supplies last
(may cause brain toumers, anal bleeding, balding , cranil-rectal

fuzzy butt says:

Now watch, after the adult Scourge has vomited the young will come out of hiding and chastize him for not bringing home the new Transformers Video Game

fuzzy butt says:

U Justh wait you waskly wabbit u!

ReinaHW says:

Cyclonus- "I think Scourge has been playing that Sands of Time game too much, he's obsessed" Scourge- "Sand Zombies! Sand Zombies every where! WE'RE DOOMED!" Galvatron aiming his cannon- "Scourge, this is going to hu

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"OH CRAP A TEAR IN THE PLANET! ohhhhhh Galvatron's gonna kill me'snif'."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Hang on Pitfall Harry I'll save you from the Quicksand!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"What the hell vanilla pudding?! I hate vanilla pudding. Who's supplying the Autobots with weapons?! Bill Cosby?!"

Kal-Seth says:

Scourge Learns the hard wya he should keep his keys on a ring

Kal-Seth says:

Scourge: yes finally my send away model of Dune is done

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge being the smart mechanoid that he is wisely hides a secret cache in his underground hidey hole.
It contains:
100 MiB Fortress Maximus's
100 Mib Rodimus Primes
3000 asorted Mib Headmasters
10,000 G1 Megatrons

Fans meet your god Scourg

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"At last that damn Fracus is gone.Stupid Targetmasters."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"There.Well that took longer than I thought,but I'm finally done building the planet Char."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"WAIT A MINUTE! Char is made of cheese?"

fuzzy butt says:

after running out of T.P. Scourge is left with only sand to wipe with.

fuzzy butt says:

" they laughed at me for buying this gold mine, but who laugh, wait this isn't real gold its FOOL'S GOLD NOOOOOOO!!!!!

fuzzy butt says:

After slagging his girlfriend Scourge realizes that he has a real anger management problem

fuzzy butt says:

Megatron" yep he's snapped.."
Prime " what was your first clue, the goffer impression or was it his singing like a Dozer?"
Scurge" We work all day, we work all night..."

fuzzy butt says:

with gas prices reaching new highs, Scourge decides to dig his oil well.
"I show you, Dam oil mongrals, I'll flood the market and make millions, millions!!"

TheRoMan says:

"My shaving cream, My shaving cream!.....Finally we now know why he was stuck with that fu-man-chu.

trailbreaker says:

Scourge accidentally buried the treasure map instead of the treasure....

trailbreaker says:

"Oh no! I dropped my Twinkies!"

AirFlare says:

Mission Success, Scourge has buried RiD and Armada.

Scourge: "There....dead and buried"

Kal-Seth says:

Scourge was just a bit confused when he was given "pooper scooper" duties for the week on Ravages Littler Box

Glad Wrap says:

At last, I have found the location where Unicron hid my razor. Once cleanly shaven I shall kill Rodimus Prime!

Cybertronic says:

Soon I shall have a beach on char!!!

quadrunner says:

Putting Black Cats in ant holes is fun, now let's try an M-80!!

quadrunner says:

Galvatron, are you SURE this is how to clean a litter box?

quadrunner says:

OH NO!! GREAT AUNT GERTRUDE!!! GALVATRON'S GONNA KILL ME FOR THIS!

Grendel says:

La La La, Playing in the sand! Wheee!

turbo97 says:

Damn the t-shirt was right, Im out of places to hide the bodys

sagekilla says:

no one will know i buried megatrons body here, no one, i hope..

Damolisher says:

Scourge: "There! Now, I can grow Energon out of the ground!"

fuzzy butt says:

Taking a big fat POOP

fuzzy butt says:

ypu know if you look at this pic up side down Scourge looks like a big fat BAT

fuzzy butt says:

now that Ive set the world on fire, its time to dig my getaway chamber

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Over here Cyclonus,this will be a lovely place for a picnic!"

turbo97 says:

WOW!, That was one hellva way to kill a minicon!!

turbo97 says:

Only after the fact does Scourge realize that putting a minicon into his model rocket wasn't the smartest of idea's

turbo97 says:

I don't see why the earth children like this stuff so much?

turbo97 says:

And soon I will unleash the unspeakable evil that is the, FIRE ANTS! upon the earth Mwaa hahaha!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge had a nice little side business going disposing of the excess celulite,removed during lyposuction,until the Federal Government stepped in.

Emperor Primacron the 1st says:

I found witney houstins's stash!

Seeker72 says:

Scoop-Away Kitty Litter, when cleanliness really counts.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"Why is it I hafta clean up Char every time we throw a victory party.Well thank god we don't win too many battles."

Galvatron(offscreen),"I HEARD THAT SCOURGE!"

Kal-Seth says:

Scourge Realize dhe had made just one to many smart arse comments about galvatrons elader ship when he was given the taks of cleaning ravages litter box

Kal-Seth says:

Scourge upon seeing the evil of this new script unicron had sent the decepticons as a means of victory took it upon himself to bury it and protect eveyrone from the unspeakble evil that would become Transformers: energon

turbo97 says:

Ever dig a latrene and then, after it's too late, realize there is nothing to wipe with?

AirFlare says:

Looking into the sand of time, Scourge can see the future.

"Christ, they really f**ked up our many series by adding children and...what the HELL?! Minicons? The f**k are Minicons?"

Foallen says:

They always ask, where do I get more sweeps from... I make them out of sand. Each one is made with a touch of love.

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Scourge, unable to find an old man to fake illness, had to tunnel into Vector with his bare hands... hence his raw, bleeding fingers.

Ratbat says:

I'll bury Metroplex's only unbroken eye here, Starscream. Then we'll go steal one of Trypticon's eyes. I just wanna get "our" mission over with!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge carefully buries the person that was spamming the caption contest,and posting under NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE months ago,and made him change to NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE V2.0.
Ryan killed him,and I had Scourge get rid of the evidence,cause we gotta protec

Nightshadow says:

I wonder what happened to NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE 1.0 seeing as theres NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE 2.0..

turbo97 says:

Im digging a hole so I can bury myself to avoid the nobody loves wheelie posts

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"MY GOD,all of this came outta my nose when I sneezed,I need to se a doctor."

Nightshadow says:

The Treasure map says to dig here...but i cant find anything but dead mini cons and energon..

Clunky-Bonk! says:

Q. What do Transformers do when they've got a messy floor that needs cleaning?

A. They call in the "sweeps!"

Sumeone says:

slagit, i can't find my contact lens' *sobbing*

turbo97 says:

Join the army they said, see the world they said, all I ever do is dig! dig, dig, dig!

I should have joined the navy!

starscream25 says:

i will dig a hole as big as my head to be able to hide my head like an ostrich...

TheRoMan says:

Frosty! Nooooooooo, don't leave me!

steve2275 says:

where's my transformers game i just had it

fuzzy butt says:

Finaly after months and months my scale model of the Grand Canyon is complete!!!

fuzzy butt says:

Hey Am I the Only one who noticed the Scourge is wraring finger nail polish? Perhaps he has finally come out and admitted that he realy isn't a transformer, but a TRANSVESTITE ....

fuzzy butt says:

one grain of sand , two TWO GRAINS OF SAND HA HA HA

Road Turtle says:

Aarragh! My fingers are raw from digging! When's Cyclonus comming back from that GWAR concert?

turbo97 says:

Here rabbit, Here rabbit, I wont hurt you, honest.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge stars in the Disney sequel to Holes,More Holes.

turbo97 says:

Nobody seems to understand him now that Scourge learned the joys of digging holes.

turbo97 says:

So this is where the Weapons of Mass destruction are hid!

turbo97 says:

Wow I found Jimmy Hoffa!

SNAPCASE says:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sand

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge's survey turns out better than expected,"Unicron's spawn,this planet is abundant in Rice Krispies,we'll be rich beyond our wildest dreams."

AirFlare says:

Recently, Scourge has discovered ancient bot symbols in the sand.
Scourge: "This means something...."

--Scourge sees a symbol of a bot flipping him the bird--

Pokejedservo says:

Leave it to a decepticon to find a wartorn desolete area to be a good place for some good old fashioned "Sandy Beach" fun.

Nightshadow says:

Hey i need some water for my sand castle here!

starscream25 says:

maybe if i keep digging i will get to china.... or at least find some prehistoric transformer like galvatron...hahaha....

Kevinus Prime says:

"BWANKIE!"

Kevinus Prime says:

Looking at the cave entrance, and the holy shroud, Scourge discovers the final resting place of Jesus Trion.

Kevinus Prime says:

"$*&#! Who has the rest of my treasure map??"

Kevinus Prime says:

"It says 3-5 years on the puzzle box, but it's only taken me 6 months!'

Kevinus Prime says:

"I know I buried that bone around here..."

Draco614 says:

Sand covers all nice crisp sand.
Now no one will be the wiser.

turbo97 says:

Ughh I dropped my contact, can sombody help me find my contact, please sombody?, anybody?

turbo97 says:

Dont be like scourge, Always call before you dig!

turbo97 says:

Maybe i buried the treasure here?

fuzzy butt says:

Right I say that we build a large wooden badger, err sand badger

fuzzy butt says:

ugh scourge say three autobots pass this way one maby two days kemofloppy

ArctosPrime says:

Scourge, you just found the marble in the oatmeal! you get to drink from THE FIRE HOSE!
OPEN WIDE!!!

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Scourge: Hey look I'm making a sand castle (Starscream lands on it) Scourge: Hey that wasn't very nice. SS: I see nobody building sand castles

Xorn says:

Scourge ~ Hey guys, I think I found where they buried Season 4 scripts!

Castle74 says:

This means something.....

Arkhaon says:

Scourge tracks the mole who ruined his garden.

AirFlare says:

"Galvatron decided to play Hide And Go Seek at the Deceptacon picnic....Ha!, They won't find me here"

Shermtron says:

Unicron:Behold Scourge the Tracker...

7THSON says:

After the discovery of Viagra, the only thing Scourge turned down was an old Alderbanian smuggler- and he turned him face down.

7THSON says:

This is the way we wash our clothes, wash our clothes, wash our clothes. This is the way we wash our clothes-so early in the morning.

SNAPCASE says:

My sand. My lovely sand.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"HOLY CRAP! A TIME CAPSULE!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"My glasses....no.....thats not fair there was time now ........"

quadrunner says:

Now, all I have to do is find the bulldozer and my castle will be complete...now where is it? OH YEAH, I was using it for target practice today, NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!

Carlos_Oliviera_U.B.C.S. says:

NOOOOOO!!! ALL MY COCANE!!! IT'S ALL RUINED!!!!

Gallonos says:

My turn to bury people... Where's Megatron?

SNAPCASE says:

Sand. I love you.

Happy Noodle Blacker says:

Don't upset him. He's running out of places to bury bodies.

Sixwing says:

"I know I burried that bong here somewhere!"

Spartanion says:

Scourge: Why didn't anyone tell me to bring the pooper scooper with me when I agreed to take Ravage for a walk...

_Max_ says:

"Must...find...copy of...Transformers...game!"

Lunarcloud says:

Where the ---- are my Lucky Charms?!

Diablocon says:

And here we see a Scourge in it's natural habitat, playing around in the sand. If anyone dares approach his sand, he'll vicously protect it.

Next week on Transformer's Nature Walk, RiD Scourge.

AirFlare says:

"Damn it ,sure, it was fun burying Galvatron in sand, neck high, but...I didn't know there would be a high tide....Gotta find him"

AirFlare says:

Scourge never made many friends back in Kindergarten. He used to play all by himself in the sandbox at recess. Some say it was the neglect from the other little bots that made him a sociopath Deceptacon. More to come on Behind The Scenes: Transformers

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Scourge:Cyclonus' brain will be the nerve center of "Los Braingeles"!

Blitzkriegh says:

Galvatron- Why oh WHY is scourge playingin the sand?
Cyclonus- Starscream....but thats my guess...
Starscream's Ghost- Unicron said that revive amulet was somewhere around here!!!

turbo97 says:

BAD scourge!!, BAD! in the toilet, not there! DO IT IN THE TOILET!

fuzzy butt says:

now lets see first I took that left turn in Albuquerque,......

turbo97 says:

Now as soon as i find my @#$@! keys we can go home.

Foallen says:

Galvatron: Scourge... If you want to keep the kitty you have to clean the kitty litter!

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

"Slag! Why is it, every time we go to Dairy Queen, it's MY Butterfinger Blizzard that gets spilled?"

-Ry- says:

Little did scourge know but planting marijuana on cybertron IS illegal

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"First I plant the seed then I tend the seed then I harvest the seed."
Galvatron(offscreen),"What's wrong with Scourge?"
Cyclonus(offscreen),"TV LAND had a 48hr marathon of Green Acres."
Galvatron,"Decept

Damolisher says:

"Wondersand my ass! I paid that merchant good money, and this is just normal sand from EARTH!!!"

Phasewing says:

Nnnooooooooooo!! You broke my ant farm, Cyclonus! *Cyclonus goes O_o* So? *Scourge attempts to gather the dirt and the ants.*

Silent says:

I remember when I had a sandbox like this one when I was young, but it was much smaller.

Sumeone says:

Scourge: slag-it,
i'd wish i bought that metal detector on e-bay

Frostic_Prime says:

Tyrone from Dave Chapelle shos: Oh snap Scourge u gon' use all that cuz...I gotta tell you sumn Scourge...I smoke energon Rocks...

energonexpress says:

I can't believe what those jerks did to my hands while I was asleep. And they even buried the polish remover. I think I need to go wake Unicron up.

Firewalker says:

Scourge: "Y'arrrrrr! Where be my booty?"

Casual Matt says:

Dangit! I knew I shouldn't have let Galvatron guard my sandcastle.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Finally one Transformer stepped foward,and killed the worst character in Transformer history.Here lies Wheelie.There was much celebrating that day.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge bury's the abomination that is RiD Scourge.

Scourge is dead,long live Scourge!

USDA Prime says:

Scourge: "Behold, Scourge City! The greatest city ever! Here's the bank, and here's the high school, and look here's town hall! And best of all, only Scourge's are allowed to live here!"

TriSaber says:

Scourge: "Bah! I hate latrine detail!"

Jaw Crusher says:

Scourge figured if he spent all day digging in the searing sand on Charr like he was actually looking for something, the Decepticons wouldn't question why it was that his fingertips were pink...

thexfile says:

Scourge finds his antfarme has been distroyed.
and alquida has just released a tape on which they claim ful responsabilety for the deed , and if the desepticons don't start fighting as alies more drastic acts wil follow

thexfile says:

Scourge : ( findes the remains of his fearlus leader , starts krieing ) i've always loved you boe hoe , why why why , i wish i was dead , why did'nt they take mee.... boe hoe , starscreem just wo'nt be the same leader you were boe hoe.

thexfile says:

Scourge : ( snezez loudly , flem flies out ) o my god i'm sik , i hate cybetronian fleu

thexfile says:

if your wondering what hapend to the cremated remain's of hitler and eva von braun , well they seemd to dissapire , but they were secretely shipt to cybertron and burried there

thexfile says:

this hapes when your stuk to long in the sibertronian deserd , part from al the radiation you go insane----Scourge : it's gold i tel you GOLD gold , and it's al mine !!!

thexfile says:

you know that some people idolize the ground famus men/women walked on like a peace of footie pitch , well Scourge has just done de deal of his life withe some unamed US general and bought himself some actual sand that was inside sadam's hidiehole ,

ReinaHW says:

"Now I shall create my own empire! Sand castles, arise! I AM THE SAND MASTER! Ravage, touch this and die!"

Acelister says:

Scourge kept going on "Secret missions" to Earth, just so he could make a Beach on Chad.

Acelister says:

At the beginning of time...
Scourge: "I would make these "Human" 's in my own image, but I only have sand to work with..."

Acelister says:

Scourge: "Uh oh, best get this back in my head before the other's see!"

Ecto says:

Galvatron*off ot the side*: What are you doing Scourge?

Scourge: I'm looking for the ol' Atari game E.T. that was buried here in New Mexico.

Galvatron*still to the side*: Why do you want the game?

Scourge: Because I want to use it for e

TurboHammer says:

Dang I lost my contact,Starscream get down here and help me find it.

Ratbat says:

I'll hide Metroplex's unbroken eye here, Starscream, and we'll try to steal one of Trypticon's eyes. Let's hurry! I want to complete YOUR mission!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

While most Decepticons would never have the courage to say something to his face for fear of retribution,Scourge thought it best that he keep his Hot Pink nail polish in a safe place away from others.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scourge,"I'll just hide Metroplex's wallet here while...ungh,"Starscream,"His wallet you moron we needed his eyes!",Scourge,"Really...oh crap.",Starscream,"Crap is right.IDIOT!" Starscream uses Scourges fi

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"my castle.....no.....my wonderful sand castle destroyed....nnnnngghhhhhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!DAMN YOU ULTRA MAGNUS!!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

A little known fact Scourge covers his scat,just as most feline's do.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

In his spare time Scourge made extra money for the Decepticons,with his metal detector.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Hopefully no one will find Galvatron's insane script.Armada indeed."