Skid-Z runs a marathon!

Rainmaker says:

Skid-Z: HOW AM I LOSING

dirtysock47 says:

i thought it said CAR marathon not a HUMAN marathom

Heckfire says:

*SQUISH!* Whoops! *SQUISH!* Sorry! *SQUISH!* Crap! *SQUISH!* Gah, maybe I should stick to CAR races... *SQUISH!* Dammit!

darkqueen01 says:

Skid-Z just feels really sorry for the fat kid there on the left.

Dragon_Convoy says:

I'm gonna beat all you little twerps

Zinger says:

Run faster! The Fox Kids emblem is beating us! D:

Zeedust says:

"Gah! Why do all these little kids look drugged? Something WEIRD's goin on here, man...."

blank says:

MUST...SQUISH...LITTLE...KIDDIES

Unknown says:

CHARGE MY ARMY OF LITTLE BOYS!!!TOGETHER WE WILL KILL MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DarkDranzer says:

Skid-Z: Huff...huff...I knew I shouldn't have had those double cheese burgers and chocolate milkshakes!! Especially before a Fun-Run...Argh the stuff Prime forces me to do...

Galaxy_Convoy says:

music blasting from Skid-Z's radio: Proclaimers, i would walk 500 miles.

Kids: make the horror stop!

Skid-Z: come on, its not that bad! It could be worse, it could be richard simmons!

Kids: *scream*

Warhead says:

DESTORY THE PUNY HUMANS!!!

Masterpiece Prowl says:

IIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE CCCRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

Demona says:

*thinking* why are they outrunning me!?

Zeedust says:

Nothing quite like the embarassmentof getting there and finding out you're the only alien robot who came.

juggaloG says:

This is what I get for siding with the Autobots. Prime made me the chaperone for a kids' race! Well, next battle, I'll turn against the Autobots & hand Prime to Megatron on a silver platter MYSELF!

Kal-Seth says:

Skid being an easily depressed transformer finds he can take great self-esteam in beating small earth children in races

Tiedye says:

SKIDZ- Man! Who ever thought these little human kids could run so fast! Huff...Puff.

Tiedye says:

SKIDZ- "You punks!" " I'll teach you to deflate my tires." KIDS-"Run for it! he's on to us"!

Anonymous says:

when they made "the autobot's run" for first gen. transformers, they left out this scene... sad ain't it, mirage shot the copy cat and he fell on all those kids.

Zeedust says:

Fear Skid-Z Kong and his legion of minions of invisible exercise bikes! (Most nonsensical caption that still manages to relate to the pic, EVER! Go Nemmie, go Nemmie...!)

Shellfox says:

GET BACK HERE AND DIE FRED!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Damnit! I'm gonna be late for my first ballet lesson!

Minicle says:

Skid-Z: I'll teach you badly drawn punks to piddle against my tires!

Anonymous says:

Skid-Z: Okay, all I gotta do is win this race and I can prove myself to the Autobot brothers AND Hot Shot will stop calling me a wimp! Huff...puff...

Zeedust says:

"Move aside, 'scuse me, outta the way, pardon me! Giant robot running REALLY LATE! Hey! Move it! Don't MAKE me step on you!"

Nightshadow says:

Kid: Megatron's coming! Skids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Suzuki says:

Tonight on the ten-o-clock news; the latest mob rush for the new Optimus Prime Armada figure...

gir says:

"aww c'mon back i'm not going to hurt you!!"

Kids: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Anonymous says:

I can't let Fred beat me.

Broadside says:

mmm a bunch of kids running away from a distressed looking Skidz? That explains itself!

Zu Darkness says:

Skids weight loss program...make them run or else... Fat Kid: ah man I coud really use a donut right now

Zu Darkness says:

S--h man run it's gonna runs us over.

Spectatour: Hey isn't that mirage...Other spectator: no that Skids... Spectator: what the F--- where they thinking of drawing two fomulia one racers

Anonymous says:

Kid with red hat:From what school is that guy of 20 m? Kid next to him:I have no idea, the only thing That I hope is he's not gonna stand on us!

Anonymous says:

WHAHAHAHAHA!
He's never get on 1e place anyway...*transform* shall be better to get forward

Anonymous says:

This is for making fun of my in track, I'll kick your asses!

Anonymous says:

Digimon!

Anonymous says:

EY LITTLE BOY WANT A LOLLY!?

Firestorm says:

May wanna run a little faster kids! Someone in the chem lab just cooked up some Nitro Glycerine!

(yes, it can be done...)

Anonymous says:

Kid1: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT GIANT FREAK? Kid2: I DUNNO BUT HE'S CHEATING!!!!

Anonymous says:

skidz: must eat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

overdrive says:

[OPTIMUS] "HEY YOU AT THE BACK STOP DANCING AND START RUNNIG!!"

Anonymous says:

WHAT FREE ENERGON?!?
IS THIS ANOTHER MEGATRON PLAN TO DISTROY ME. NAH

Anonymous says:

skid-z: run my little friends. run free back to the wild. run faster megatron will get you

Sledge says:

Hey, doesn't that kid on the left remind you of the fat guy in ARMADA ?

Anonymous says:

Skid-Z picks his political advisors as he plans to run for President on the Democratic ticket....

Anonymous says:

Skid-Z competes in the Fruit of the Loom 12K Diarrhea Run.

Anonymous says:

"Hey kids, I got caaandy!"

Starscream K'dash says:

Little Kid on the back Behind Skid-Z:I take Jesus as My savior *Squish*
Skid-Z: SQUISH? What The Hell Went SQUISH???

BlackArachnia98 says:

gotta go gotta go gotta go right now! gotta go gotta go gotta go!!

Shadow says:

Skid-Z: Oh yeah! That's it! Feel the burn baby!

Unknown says:

so many children to eat so little time

Anonymous says:

Boys, Dinners ready. oh joy!!!!!

Glen says:

Yes children, Frech-Canadians are as bad as the real thing

Anonymous says:

Boy- "Hurry guys! That queer Autobot's back!"
Skidz- "Come-here-I'm-gonna-rape-ya!"

Anonymous says:

III Know what Skid-z Is thinking hes thinking "i sure hope the dinobots dont eat theese kids before i do"

Anonymous says:

(In the background, playing the main theme of Robo Grendizer) Okay, children, let's practise traffic safety the transformers way!

Anonymous says:

SideBurn: Heh heh (looks at Skid-Z at a funny way), I didn't know Skid-Z could run that fast Skid-Z: I can't help it everytime I see a race I gotta be in it

Anonymous says:

Arcee's naked? Hot damn! I'm there!

Battle Angel says:

Just another 498 miles to go!

Anonymous says:

Vector Prime took my EXACT joke, nearly word-for-word.

Vector Sigma says:

"Run kids!!! It's Michael Jackson!!!"

Anonymous says:

i'm going to get you my little pretty's and your dogs to.

Anonymous says:

Skid-Z realises why you should never run with a full tank

mouse says:

Outtake number 7...Skid-Z and the Michael Jordan scandal...

Prowl says:

Skid-z in old man voice:
"Danm kids, get of my lawn!!!

Anonymous says:

altar boys flee from giant catholic priest

Skids says:

Music Clip: "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta goooo..."

Heather Prime says:

Skid-Z with me run an marathon to yard faw mile away too......!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

I am going to eat every last one of you!

Anonymous says:

Skid-Z: Hurry! I have to get home to watch Hamtaro!"

Anonymous says:

skid-z: no-no-no run away frome the bulls

Anonymous says:

Prowl:Who broke my window?
Skid-Z: Leg it lads!

Anonymous says:

Kids "run quick he wants us to play with his gear stick"

Anonymous says:

wait up kids! im not a priest! i swear!

Anonymous says:

Hey your not Skid-Z!!!!:

Dynamus Prime says:

...and I would walk 500 miles and then I would walk 500 more...

Anonymous says:

I like young boys

travis says:

Boy: Does anyone else hear sick squishing sounds?

Chachi says:

"All right, which one of you little b*st*rds filled my tank up with sugar!?

Anonymous says:

Wow you guys were right, it does suck to not have wheels.

Anonymous says:

Is it legial for an Autobot to compete in a Fun Run? Our Experts say, "No!"

Anonymous says:

Skid-Z: "Aww you guys are so cute!! come and give Skid-Z a hug!!!"

Anonymous says:

skid-z:Wait!my little human lovemuffins.

Pokejedservo says:

Skid-Z (thinking): I can be chasing after hot catholic school girls in their underwear (or less) but NO I have to chase pre-teenaged boys! **** YOU HASBRO!

Dynamus Prime says:

Killer robo-bunnies! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

scott says:

Skid-z, Catholic Priest.

Anonymous says:

Pesky kids! IF I CATCH YOU LETTING DOWN MY TYRES AGAIN....

Anonymous says:

Skid-Z: Who wants to race when you can chase little boys?!

Anonymous says:

Yes, run you little half-naked boys!!!

Anonymous says:

Skid-Z: About turn, Quick march! left., left, left, left right left!

Mr. X says:

Skidz: "200 calories...210 calories...220 calories..."

Anonymous says:

Skid-Z: (acting like Captain Square)Come on now, Lift, right, left, right, left!

Anonymous says:

free crack to the winner. a whole life times worth!!!!

Anonymous says:

oh come on, give me some crack. i know all leprechauns have some.

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Skid-Z!!!!! HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING FROM MY GAS PUMP AGAIN?!

Skid-Z: F*ckin eh, run for it!

Anonymous says:

Dehydrated Kid on the Left Corner: I smoke too much. Fear leads to Anger...Anger leads to Stress...Stress leads to Doobies...And Doobies lead to Twinkies.

Anonymous says:

GTS-Z!!

GREAT TEACHER SKID-Z!!

Chee-toy says:

Move out of the Way!!! I want to crush the one who looks like the Pokemon kid Ash!!!!!!!

Omega Supreme says:

Skid-Z: If I was transformed this would be a whole lot easier,then what it is now.

Anonymous says:

Skid-Z: "Come back here! I got something in my subspace pocket to show you!" Kids: "Run away!"

Anonymous says:

Yah, look at my big muscles! Hey, come back!

Anonymous says:

Skids: awwww yeah smell that sh!t! You know they dun call me skids for nothin

Wolverine says:

Skidz running the in the national gay parade. Man he looks like he really wants to win!

Unknown says:

Skidz: move or get moved.

Anonymous says:

This is what Skid-z do during his free time...

Anonymous says:

MUST...REACH...BATHROOM...FIRST!!!

Anonymous says:

Skid-z:run faster you puny little earth children!I,Skid-z,commands of it!!!
Fat kid:can we please take a water break master?
Skid-z:...NO!!!!!

FortMax says:

Skids-Z: God Damnit...i stepped on another one

Anonymous says:

Gotta get to the theatre before Star Wars Episode 2 is sold out! GET OUTTA THE WAY!!

Anonymous says:

Dehydrated Kid in the Bottom Left: Need Water!

Anonymous says:

Out of my way punks, thoes new Star Wars toys are MINE!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Skidz: Faster! The Killer Tomatoes are gaining on us!!

RavenClaw says:

Even with the youth-oriented adwork, Skid-z Underwear took an embarrassing dive off the market

Anonymous says:

Skids:(Homer Simpson voice) Ice cream man! Ice cream man!

Anonymous says:

TOMATOES!!!!

magnaboss says:

Skid-z finally admits he can not race for he is behind a fat kid.

Anonymous says:

If you think that punk Daniel and Koji got to hang out with us for nothing think again. First there is a rigorous physical training test and an oral examination followed by questions and answers. HEY! You on the left! QUIT SLACKING!

Anonymous says:

first one to kill the nigger gets $50!!

Anonymous says:

Kids flee as Father Skid-Z completes his vows to enter the Catholic priesthood.

Anonymous says:

"Hey! Where can I score some gym clothes???!?"

Anonymous says:

Skid-Z: Out of my way! I heard the popsicle man first!

Anonymous says:

Wow, I only had 6 cups of sake last night, and look what I wake up to!!

Anonymous says:

Gross! Bumblebee is whacking off again!!

Jeremy says:

skid-Z: ok autobots why are you running just transform and roll out

Anonymous says:

skid-Z: wait up puny littleearth thingies i am running out of fuel.

Anonymous says:

LETS WHIP SOME DECEPTICON ASS!

Black Arachnis says:

run, they`ve found the bomb in the principal`s office!!

Anonymous says:

the costumes for the london mathon just keep geting werder and stranger

NovaTron says:

Runner: "And I thought running with the bulls in Pamplona was bad..."

Shermtron says:

lets run away before foxkids takes us off the saturday lineup..

Seraphim says:

Thats the last time any of you punks run my underware up a flagpole! Get over here!

Bombshell says:

Tonight on CBC, we have the annual track and field marathon with special guest participant Skid-Z of the Autobots.

Anonymous says:

SKID-Z:Run kids!!! Its nude members of seibertron.com!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win...! :)

The Matrix says:

Skidz partcipates in the Run For Life foundation with other kids.

Optimus Prime says:

Autobots,transform and role out!

Rail Racer says:

Now this is how you make wine!

Toughboot says:

Skidz: Hey I want to get my Scourge first!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Dehydrated Kid at the center left: I feel constipated.

Anonymous says:

Run, Forrest, RUN!

Hot Rodimus says:

Skid-z-WAITTTTT!!!!! MR. ICE CREAM MAN!!!!! I WANT ONE A FUDGISTICAL!!!

matt says:

boy in front: Oh no its Skidzilla. We must flee for our lives.
Skidzilla: rooooooowr

Anonymous says:

No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! Oh why Primus did I eat that chilly last night... get out of the way... I need to use the bathroom more then you lot!

ONE says:

Skid-z: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH..STAMPEDE........

Sean says:

hey you little bastards, come back here with my money, you better hope i dont catch you

davewelttf says:

Skid-z:pant, pant, GASP slow down! for the love of God slow down!

Anonymous says:

OH DEAR GOD! Morph is awake. Run before we are all crushed by his mountain of spam.

Anonymous says:

nooo dont run kids!! thats not a banana in my pocket , its just an exhaust pipe!

Anonymous says:

you heard me right. Some guy named Wheelie joined the message board. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Anonymous says:

SKIDZ:Wait! I just want to hug you all. Pleeeease?

Dynamus Prime says:

Wait for me, ice cream man!

X-Brawl says:

Skid-Z: OK people, work those bodies.

Anonymous says:

Here we see an Autobot herding young Humans into thier pens for feeding. Later, their fur will be shorn and made into sweaters. Those who prove to be too stringy for the market will instead be made into glue. And the cycle of life will continue.

Optimus Primevil says:

This is nuts? I should have transformedinto a car and won this race.

Anonymous says:

And STAY out of my yard ya dang kids!!!

Anonymous says:

*CRUNCH* Sorry! *SPLAT* Oops! Sorry! *Squish* Eeeeww....

Anonymous says:

Skid-z: AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! RUN FASTER YOU BUNCH OF MORONS BEFORE I JUMP OVER YOU!!!!!
Kids: OK! were tryin!!! were tryin!!!!